Sometimes I eat or drink things and later regret it. Like when I’ll eat 6 meals in a row that coincidentally all contain a large amount of beans. Bad news. Some things though just taste bad. I think I have an anti aspartame gene. The new zero calorie sodas that use it seem to be popular but they all taste like some sort of horrific metallic chemical to me. The worst part is that it takes about a half hour for that foul taste to fade away. It doesn’t matter what I eat after it… my tongue just won’t function correctly for the next 30 minutes.
whats the difference between diet coke, and coke zero?
Just as bad as the umbrella implant? I’m going to say, “YES!”
Bananas are actualy slightly radioactive… all the time. XD
I refuse to eat anything with aspartame in it. *shakes fist at phenylalanine* darn cancer feeding agents.
Hey I detect a note of discrimination against swords! This tree, which is obviously larger and heavier than he is, is not affecting his balance, unlike the oversized sword he tried to lift!
haha
Poor Biff.
I actually have a very bad sensitivity to aspartame. Even in light doses (as in, more than a sip of a beverage containing it) I get a massive migraine and start vomiting. It’s really quite sexy, I’m sure.
Wow, I read Mokkie’s comment at exactly 1:27 (and I’m sleep deprived as well)
I was also waiting for someone to mention “Banana phone.”
And yes, Renee, that is quite sexy.
Bright side… Hellalot of free bananas.
He’s a superhero; banana-man. He can control monkeys with his banana’s and use them as boomerangs!
lookit his eyes
I hear aspartame causes cancer anyway. :/
You aren’t alone with the diet soda. There’s a reason that they still sell the normal sodas: so people who don’t care so much about their calorie intake can get something that actually tastes good.
Actually… you can use 1-888-5OPTOUT to take yourself off of all junk mail lists for 7 years.
A little fyi. Aspertame is an appetite stimulant. Every time I see a “weight concious” person order it, I laugh a little inside.
I can sort of sympathize with the aspertame bit. Instead of just finding it repulsive-tasting, though, I’m actually allergic to it. My dad and I ate a Publix dessert that we (at the time) didn’t know contained it. I stopped after a few bites because it just didn’t taste right whiel my dad ate the whole thing through.
Next day, he’s collapsed on the couch (except for the occasional run to the bathroom) and I’m in a similar state in my bedroom. Not fun for us.
The banana bunches are up-side down…
I agree on stuff with aspartame in them being just awful. But then, I’m the one who’s eating the artificial sweetener pills raw. Go figure.
Biff sort of reminds me of ninjaman, who was bitten by a radioactive ninja, and then became a superhero.
The evolutionary reason sugar tastes good is that it is good for us. The only reason it is not any more is we have separated it from the healthy fruits that contained it (which we were supposed to eat). Regardless sugar’s only negative effect is that it rots your teeth, the whole “gain” weight thing is caused by you not using the energy the sugar gave you.
One of my favourite beverages started using sucrose recently and although the tastes the exact same to me, I will never drink it again, for 2 reasons, one being that it contains this possibly possessions substance, and secondly because i needed the energy i got from the sugar in it to make it though the rest of my day!
This reminds me of the Pokemon Tropius. It has fruit growing out of it. Or Exeggutor whose head is a bunch of coconuts.
Sometimes i’ll go to someone’s house and they offer me a Coke, and come back with a diet Coke. I don’t want to e rude and not drink it so I’ll have to deal with this gross aftertaste.