Back when we first met I was visiting my future wife at her apartment. We were in her bedroom talking when her roommate burst into the room yelling “The toaster is on fire!” I ran into the kitchen to see orange flames and smoke pouring out of the top of the toaster. I quickly unplugged it and tossed it into the sink and flooded it with water. Apparently the toaster strudel she was making jammed into the toaster when it was supposed to pop up and it came into direct contact with the hot coils. Needless to say, they had to get another toaster.
You could use that if your late for your carpool and haven’t eaten breakfast yet.
You’d think he’d learn after getting the toast impaled in his head. LESS powerful, not more.
Same thing happened to our toaster when I was a kid except it was poptarts. I still mock my sister to this day for lighting the toaster on fire. I don’t remember if my dad put it out or if my dad put it out anymore though.
Same thing happened to our toaster when I was a kid except it was poptarts. I still mock my sister to this day for lighting the toaster on fire. I don’t remember if my dad put it out or if it went out on it’s own anymore though.
wait i though biff was having breakfast not launch
right in the VCR!
Thank you for flying Air Toast.
Sadly, due to the rising cost of butter, the complimentary glass of orange juice and bowl of cereal have been cut back.
We hope you enjoy the flight.
My toaster fires LAZERS and ejects toast at mach 5. It is equipped with a motion tracker and GPS system so it can find you wherever you are! Also dragonbrad, would it kill you to use correct grammar?
Artillery toast!
i always wanted a toaster that popped my toast up like it does in cartoons. then i could have a ninja moment every morning and try to swipe the plate under it and catch it on the way back down.