September 21st, 2007
#339 - Belt
Our dog goes completely nuts for bologna. We’ve never given it to her but as soon as the smell reaches her she gets frantic. She whimpers and jumps around licking the air wildly. She likes to sleep under a blanket and if you take a slice of bologna and give it a wave near her sleeping body she suddenly becomes wide awake and will scramble out into the open. I think if she ever ran away we would nail slices of bologna to telephone poles instead of a sign.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:04 am
Great boxers. I always wondered about Biff’s choice of under-garment.
I’d buy a beef jerky belt…
September 21st, 2007 at 12:11 am
That could have turned out MUCH worse…
September 21st, 2007 at 12:12 am
All I can say is mmm jerky.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:20 am
What’s the Buckle made out from? Glad to see we’re so close with the book! Woo!
September 21st, 2007 at 12:41 am
@3686: Me too, me too.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:11 am
Another dumb invention based failure happened in field testing…
Bad dogs! Very bad dogs!
September 21st, 2007 at 6:11 am
I finally figured it out. Biff isn’t stupid, he just lacks that part of the brain that when you have a silly idea, reminds you that it won’t work.
September 21st, 2007 at 6:40 am
its wacked out akatsuke underwear
September 21st, 2007 at 6:43 am
See, this is why I’m a cat person.
…
… First person to call me a furry gets the broadsword.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:15 am
…well…at least he wasn’t going commando today.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:29 am
Does this mean he’s going to forego the tuna fish suspenders tomorrow?
September 21st, 2007 at 8:40 am
AFter seeing the picture and reading “After encountering that dog”
I thought today’s comic was going to turn out WAY different.
September 21st, 2007 at 10:12 am
MarcusDrantz: HEAR HEAR!!
September 21st, 2007 at 10:25 am
hahahaha that is a great idea! if my dog ever escapes i am just going to lay a trail of jerky and bologna!! he loves that stuff!! thanks!
September 21st, 2007 at 10:39 am
Cute shorts. I always say
“Shorts make a man.”
I may steal the jerky-belt idea.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
You know.. if you’re not going to give the dog the bologna, it seems really cruel to taunt her with it. What a jerk!
September 21st, 2007 at 1:47 pm
dragonbrad, it’s standard issue. They wear it under the coats.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Ha, my cat is like that with cheese. If she hears the unwrapping of a Bonbel or a piece of string cheese she will come running from whatever hiding place she has shoehorned herself into, or if she smells it on my hands or breath she will begin begging piteously. She will then begin climbing up whoever has the cheese in order to get at it.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I’d wear those boxers.
September 21st, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Come to think of it, this is Biff’s first idea that he intended to sell. Weird.
September 21st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Well, he has to pay for his medical insurance somehow.
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:36 am
I go nuts for bologna.
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Not only that Dr. Doom, but I think it’s one of the few that doesn’t end in the most horrible disaster possible for biff for the situation.
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
No kidding, that could have gone much worse, like the dog just taking the pants as well.
September 22nd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
my cats sing for tuna. they smell fish and meow around who ever’s in the kitchen.
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:52 am
Heh, you know, speaking of animals and Biff, I think he’d have a WHOLE lot of trouble around cats; look at his eyebrows! Cats would go insane trying to get at those!
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 am
kiwi, so do my cats, my oldest cat will actuly try to open th fridge to get our tuna salad, Chris, why, why, why do you have to make me laugh so hard.
September 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
i’ll try to get a patent on those belts myself. if your hungry, just eat your belt!
September 27th, 2007 at 1:57 am
If only those boxers were edible.
October 1st, 2007 at 12:31 pm
what, Dukenator?
October 5th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
MarcusDranz: I have a short sword, chainmail and a shield that says you’re a furry!! Shall we dance??
I am joking by the way! Liking cats just makes you evil is all.
(Spot the kid with the fur allergy!!)
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
It’s suprised he doesn’t have a whole in his butt.
I’m not going to say ‘another’, because it’s Biff, after all. You never know.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 am
My dog does the same thing with bologna. One time, I don’t know how this happened, I came home to see an open fridge and the bologna packet on the floor. There was a very happy puppy in the apartment.
February 19th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I can already see myself walking past a telephone pole with a slice of bologna nailed to it.