September 24th, 2007
#340 - Jump
The preorder is complete! Thank you to everyone in the 37 states and 14 countries that made this project a success. I’ll be sending all the files and paperwork to the printer and I’ll keep you all updated when I get updates from them. Thanks!
September 24th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Splat!
Or not… Maybe this impact sounded more like….
BIFF!
September 24th, 2007 at 12:06 am
Sadly mine isn’t, either. (I have tried Scuba diving without water off the back of mine.)
September 24th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Upon seeing this comic, before reading the caption, I thought we were in for another spaghetti joke.
September 24th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Indeed. I thought a ball of spaghetti ate him or something.
September 24th, 2007 at 1:16 am
Hehe.. I made like one of the last preorders!
September 24th, 2007 at 3:17 am
Same!
… Is it just my computer being stupid, or are the voting incentives not updating?
September 24th, 2007 at 6:15 am
At least he moved his coffee table out of the way first… But that doesn’t make up for anything now that I think about it.
Oh, and could someone tell Biff his house isn’t high enough either? I’d hate to see a sudden halt to comics while we find a new character…
September 24th, 2007 at 6:42 am
Death and lethal injuries have never stopped Biff before.
September 24th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Someone needs to tell him
Don’t bungee with spaghetti.
Biff needs a jump buddy because
He’s alone wayyy too much.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:05 am
Biff needs to stop spending hours on eBay with all his insurance monies
September 24th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Biff’s creative genius often shorts out his common sense gland, resulting in an overstimulation in his pain receptor ganglions and a decisive separation of his bones from thier intended positions.
Yay! Thesauruses are fun!
Poor Biff… he obviously had high hopes for the jump, considering how much cord he has.
September 24th, 2007 at 10:03 am
so does biff have sofa cushions with springs or cushions without springs? the jumping might work better with springs…for about two feet.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Maybe he was just testing out his latest invention: spaghetti bungee cords. Good thing he only tried on the couch, tho. What if he tried out his spaghetti bungee cord in a canyon O_o?
September 24th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
with the position he’s in i think he broke his spine. (if he has one and if its not made of cheese or tofu).
September 24th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
hah. enough string/rope there to go bungee jumping off the Empire State Building =)
September 24th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Spaghetti????
Oh, bungie jump fail.. I see..
September 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
His eyebrows seem to be growing larger wiht every bit of pain he endures. One day they will be whats is causing him pain when the weight becomes too great for his head and pulls him over, probably onto something painful.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I dig MoosePhysh’s idea.
I just thought of something-
Biff’s baby pictures must be hilarious
September 24th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Heh, ‘a decisive separation of his bones from their intended positions’….
-Gobbledegook, that cracked me up just as much as the comic.
September 25th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
WTF FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!?
September 28th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
now that the preorder is complete, I wonder when I’ll get the long awaited Book of Biff…
October 5th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
All Hail the Pastafarians!!!!
Seriously though, owww. Poor Biff, he needs to invent himself a sense of danger.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Not with THAT much rope, it isn’t.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Or a helmet, BWD.
June 6th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
It’s tall enough if he uses his shrink ray.