#347 – Still
October 3rd, 2007

#347 – Still

Back when I was in art school our assignments were always open to interpretation. You could sometimes get more points for being clever rather than completing the assignment “correctly.” I always did my stuff the way the professor expected and I was sometimes jealous of what some of the other students got away with. I had my revenge in my senior year. While most everyone struggled to haul around their giant canvasses or bulky portfolios all I had to carry around was my little folder of Biff cartoons.

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  1. Sleepingorange

    Maybe they’re a LITTLE all purpose, but I still wouldn’t try to unclog a drain…

  2. Desu

    Biff, he ceases to amaze me

    Clever Chris very clever xD

  3. SpriteMeister

    I don’t know. After using the all-purpose flour as a drain cleaner, I never had to worry about the hair clogging the drain.

  4. Warcrime

    haha, interesting way to paint…. “flour-coloring 101″

  5. Bunnyman

    Huh. The all purpose flour package seems to have grown.

  6. Chuck

    Stranger than Fiction ftw.

  7. Garrett

    Now THAT is a great idea

  8. trueblaze

    You know, interestingly enough I think I’ve actully heard of an artest out there that does use flower and other “organic ingredents” to do his/her paintings.

  9. MarcusDranz

    The pun… the horrible, horrible pun…… It hurts… IT HURTS!!

  10. Goggledegook

    Trueblaze: Do you remember his name? I’d like to see that.

    At least Biff isn’t killing himself today…

  11. BadMan

    Yup. Thats Biff.

  12. Avel

    Yeeeah I don’t like canvas. They are so big and there’s never anywhere to put them :( . Sketchbooks forevah!

  13. Seraphine

    Another reason to admire Biff…
    I dropped out of a creative writing class
    when the prof complained my brilliantly
    written paper wasn’t what he assigned.
    Now I wish I had instead written his
    assignment in all purpose flour.

  14. Lucretiel

    wait, what? just how old is biff?

  15. Chris

    Lucretiel – Biff was first drawn in Nov 1990. If you ordered the book, the complete story is in there.

  16. MaskedMan

    For the horrible pun, Biff must suffer some equally horrible fate tomorrow!

  17. Darkr0nin

    Ohohoh man such a bad pun! XD

  18. Radical Edward

    Well, he took something too literally again.

  19. Malachite Dragon

    Sounds like something I’d do.

  20. pyrocat100

    I should really try doing that sometime xD.

  21. Takanero

    Terrible pun… Bad Chris! Very bad Chris! What in hell were you thinking!?!?! That’s right you weren’t! lol…

  22. Elkian

    Reminds me of that movie about that guy whose life was being narrated.

  23. Alice Love

    You know what creeps me out? Baking soda! It’s..odd! It can be used in cooking, cleaning and smoothing your skin, cleaning your clothes, removing pet stain odors and someone even said you can bath with it and turn it into a bubble bath oatmeal type thing.

    It’s just creepy!

  24. Felix

    …you did Biff for your art course? How’d it go?

  25. Corinthiar

    I know people who brush their teeth with baking soda.

  26. Twigs

    Aww Biff =)
    It seems like it took me much longer than it should have to figure out the difference between flour and flower as a child. I was also obsessed with trying to find a note between two regular notes … I was convinced there was a note people just weren’t hearing. I’m hoping some other people did this as well …

  27. Kyle

    Wow seems like the first time biff is not getting beat up or hurt

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