October 18th, 2007
#358 - Tickle
My brother and I used to eat a lot of yogurt. They came in single serving containers with a removable clear plastic lid. The lids made awesome indoor mini frisbees. They were so light that the air resistence seemed to make them fly in slow motion. Our favorite game was throwing them into the corner of the room to make them bounce off both walls and fly back into your hands.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Gesundheidt!
October 18th, 2007 at 12:25 am
HA! YES! BRILLIANCE!
See, kids, this is why MP3s are better
The Duck Has Spoken.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:45 am
He seems to be rather prone to head trauma
October 18th, 2007 at 1:43 am
At first, I thought he got yet another piece of technology installed into him. It’s about time for him to upgrade his VCR to a DVD player.
biffPod
October 18th, 2007 at 2:18 am
a game that one of my friends (yes i have friends) played like that, was to have two ppl facing each other, and tried to hit each other with whatever the object turned out to be.
CHICKENS!!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:02 am
Haha, hilarious. If CD players or PC CD slots where any faster, that would happen to me alot.
October 18th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Sheesh, my computer does the same thing to me, but at least his doesnt explode later on &_&
October 18th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Another inch either way, and
Biff would have lost his eyebrows.
October 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Biff needs a Claritin CD.
I never did that with yogurt tops… my mom always got the yogurt with the foil tops on them. Instead of frisbees, me and my brothers got mad origami skillz. My favorite was making shuriken (that never flew strait, dang it).
October 18th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Reminds me of Frenzy’s CD shuriken. Only not as spiky.
October 18th, 2007 at 11:39 am
That must make for a splitting headache…^^;
Finally done reading the whole thing! Woo, caught up! Lovin’ it, Chris!
October 18th, 2007 at 11:50 am
My little sister and I used to do that with our yougert lids, too.
We’d fling them really hard and they’d land all over the living room, dining room, and kitchen.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Thanks Rainewolf!
October 18th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I once played Frisbee Golf using CD’s as disks. America Online had this huge stack of free trial membership CD’s and I just took them all. The moral of the story is that CD’s can fly just about Frisbee distances. I think the hole in the middle is why they don’t go further, but I digress from my point. I wanged some guy in the head on accident, but not hard enough to drive it into his scull. The other moral of the story is that while they look sharp CD’s are rather blunt.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Ouch. It seems that Biff learns a lesson. Well…Had it buried in his brain, rather.
October 18th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Hehe. If a cd can do that to Biff, who is basically invincible, that would make a perfect, guard dog-ish thing when you’re asleep, if anyone sneaks in, bam! they’re probably gonna run off or something, and plus, biff would have lots of other dangerous stuff to use.
October 18th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
@ Ziven:
Nothing says home security like Shania Twain CDs to the cranium!
The Duck Has Spoken.
October 18th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Lol, yeah, and double post, but I just realized something. Biff’s got tons of inventions, he should record a can opener working, and put a cat on a treadmill, with that like right in front of them. He’s got a cat powered home.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Ah yes, the good ol’ fashion playthings were the best. I remember the days of doing stuff like this.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
oh jeez i dont know what this has to do with yogurt
but i could just imagine the cd like starting to play music right now
October 21st, 2007 at 1:53 am
Damn…it’s worst than I thought. A machine with allergies.
Biff is cursed and such injuries are proof.
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I’d like to see whether or not his Vacuum Cleaner has asthma.
That would suck.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:45 pm
He must have a cursed item or two in his house.
One for cursing him with all these unfortunate things that happen to him.
And one for making him immortal, or at least regenerate his body so that he technically can survive anything.
November 13th, 2007 at 9:32 am
does Biff never bleed?
March 21st, 2008 at 12:44 am
@PlutoBum
See, he can bleed on occasion.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/27/braille/
Ah, frisbee. . .I used to be fairly good at it. Then again, I never really tried the trick shots bouncing off other stuff.