October 30th, 2007
#366 - Trip
I had a couple different robot toys that had a fist launching ability. It never seemed very practical to me. You have to make sure to only use that feature as a last resort. If you miss then you can’t go back and pick up your really really big sword or your super giant laser gun.
Thanks for all the shirt orders that have come in! I’ll leave the preorders for that open until this coming Sunday. 
October 30th, 2007 at 12:10 am
yeah dude
the hand missle was always impractical
unless they’re connected by chains
….then u have hand chucks!!!
October 30th, 2007 at 12:13 am
Wow, is there anything Biff can’t do? Oh yeah, tie his shoes…
October 30th, 2007 at 12:17 am
The worst thing is when one of the hand missiles goes missing, and he gets the nickname “Stumpy”.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:33 am
I never found much of a use for fist missiles. I mean, what if the fist misses its target and smashes into a skyscraper? The fist would not only crush countless people, but knock the building over and smash everything in its downward path. Why do people never think of these things when they’re building the robot in the first pla… Wait, Biff has hand missiles?
October 30th, 2007 at 2:53 am
lol, what could biff possible do with his hand missile…on second thought, never mind.
October 30th, 2007 at 3:19 am
dude… i bet someone could make a pretty awesome video game w/ biff as a playable character.
October 30th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Man, I hate when that happens.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:13 am
Whenever me and my brothers used to play with our G1 transformers (if you remember almost all of them had removable hands), We used those instead of the guns. We’d yell “Fist missile!” and throw the hand at whichever toy the other one was playing with. If it hit, it counted as a kill and you couldn’t use that TF until we started over.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:57 am
My brother borrowed my fist missile. Now I can’t type.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Always tie your shoes first, Biff!
October 30th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Anyone remember the Voltron Fist missle….it would launch the heads of the Green and Red Lion.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Nice! Biff should get the boomerang-effect upgrade.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:14 am
I’ve always preferred laser heat vision myself.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:02 am
So that explains why
Biff doesn’t have a
knotted forehead…
October 30th, 2007 at 11:22 am
its worse when they get lost.
October 30th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
It shouldn’t seem all that alarming
But old Biff is quite the Prince Charming
He’s at your command
And will give you a hand,
That’s when he’s at his most disarming
October 30th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Now I’m wondering who/what he had to defend himself against?
October 30th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
It’d be useful to hand something to someone who was far away.
October 30th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
thank god my hand missiles regenerate. but when i’m scratching my nose and it goes off… ouch.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
that happens to me many times a day, but the worst is when youshoot out two hands while riding your bike
October 30th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Man, i love this comic, always brilliant Chris…
I always wondered why the heck would someone lauch their body parts as weapons, ever heard of pistols and such?
You’d go better by flinging flaming poop at them =P
October 31st, 2007 at 2:39 am
Biff shot off his left hand first–does this mean that he’s left-handed?
October 31st, 2007 at 5:29 am
dreamlight, you obviusly shoot the hand your not good with first, duh.
But as i said, i have many accidents with mine, i shoot my hands at the same time.
October 31st, 2007 at 6:11 am
Well, another dumb mistake.
I’ve made a few syntax-related mistakes. We all do. I once rooted a doll head backwards.
November 1st, 2007 at 9:26 pm
…Megaman reference?
at least HE gets his back via reverse propulsion.
just be careful not to miss it when it comes back.
Thump!
November 1st, 2007 at 9:27 pm
oh and as for pablo, it wouldnt be fast enough, and you’d have to get the right…consistency….
no one would want to keep that much handy
….sniff…sniff….
x_x
January 26th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
biff has a gopher problem in his backyard
March 1st, 2008 at 8:51 pm
dude! I wish I had hand missiles! I have soooper long fingers, so I’d probably poke someone’s eye out.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
’tisn’t the best of ideas
plus he’s missing half a leg.. I wonder if that shot off in the opposite direction…
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
its better than a eye misslie
August 30th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I had a real cheap megazord back in the day based on the movie w/ ivan ooze, and its “hand missiles” just had a 2mm plastic stick on it that BARELY moved it out at all.