Junk foods make a lot of claims to get our attention. “Now even cheesier!” “More cherry flavor!” “Crunchier than rocks!” I actually can’t eat Doritos anymore. I think they have become “Even more cheesier!” about 20 times since I was a kid. Now it seems like I’m eating the powder out of a box of mac & cheese. I actually had some store brand generic “Nacho cheese tortilla chips” recently that tasted great. It was like a flashback to the Doritos of my childhood.
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you know, i kinda liked the 3d doritostasted like bugles (best chip shape EVER)^_^
Dorito’s with too much flavor? Around here we only get the ones that are missing the flavoring with one or two full of flavor so that they’re a different color than the rest. At least that’s been my experience with them. I used to eat a big bag of them twice a week, but eventually I had to suffer through way too many naked Dorito’s just to get to the freckled ones.
This reminds me of a Penny Arcade strip where Gabe eats a Dorito and explodes with lightning and smoke.
The ultimate in piercings.
im questioning wether my feet smell like doritos, or doritos smell like my feet. I’ve stopped eating doritos, at least untill i find out.
Either way, you’d make a great human raclette :-9
Foods also seem to get worse when they claim that they’re healthier too. At the very least stop saying it has the same taste as before.
I always thought that Doritos never had enough cheese powder. Am I just crazy?
Ouch. Frag bubblegum.
Did he get that bubblegum from the company that made his pillow?
The dorito part, same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, the cheesy taste became bland or something, I can eat them but man they’re nasty, got me some new doritos from a diffrent brand, tasted like the old stuff I loved.
And man, what are they putting in gum nowadays, porcupines? Puffer fish?
Off topic, but…
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…pfft…
CHEESY PUFFS!
Because wotsits are too cheesy, you cant eat one without looking like you’ve used too much fake tan.
I can’t even eat crappy brand-name ones now, ever since my step-dad stuck one up his nose and then ate it.