Comments on: #392 - Monolith http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/ new comics every monday through friday Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:48:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Psymon http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-73821 Psymon Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:22:37 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-73821 There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is. Food I can't recognize. My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his. It looks like it's alive And living in the fridge! --Weird Al "Living in the Fridge" There’s something weird in the fridge today
I don’t know what it is.
Food I can’t recognize.

My roommate won’t throw a thing away
I guess it’s probably his.
It looks like it’s alive

And living in the fridge!
–Weird Al “Living in the Fridge”

]]> By: Cari http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-73440 Cari Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:55:57 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-73440 My husband doesn't throw anything away. Whenever I try to discard rotten food or mystery containers, he gets mad or tells me not to throw them out now and to put them back. So I discard things on garbage day after he's left for work. My husband doesn’t throw anything away. Whenever I try to discard rotten food or mystery containers, he gets mad or tells me not to throw them out now and to put them back. So I discard things on garbage day after he’s left for work.

]]> By: Amake http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-71313 Amake Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:12:50 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-71313 Looks like Biff has discovered that bacterial glue that sticks things together down at the molecular level and makes them inseparable until the bacteria die. Looks like Biff has discovered that bacterial glue that sticks things together down at the molecular level and makes them inseparable until the bacteria die.

]]> By: biggo http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-70552 biggo Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:53:11 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-70552 Oh, the fridge's bottom drawer is a weekly problem 8-( A few years ago we had a disgusting reek coming out from somewhere at the ground floor. There was a room the home owner hadn't yet given us access to, and after a few days of the terrible smell we started to fear that somebody was dead in the room. We had the room opened and - luckily- nothing. We washed the floors and stairs an the smell didn't go away. Long story short, it turned out that someone had emptied the big freezer in the basement, thrown some 20kg of frozen meat in a trash bag and forgotten the bag in a corner. The day I went to inspect the basement I almost threw up at the view of the hugestestest worms ever to crawl the planet. You could hunt <b>whales</b> with that guys. Sci-fi-horror stuff! :-D Oh, the fridge’s bottom drawer is a weekly problem 8-(

A few years ago we had a disgusting reek coming out from somewhere at the ground floor. There was a room the home owner hadn’t yet given us access to, and after a few days of the terrible smell we started to fear that somebody was dead in the room. We had the room opened and - luckily- nothing. We washed the floors and stairs an the smell didn’t go away. Long story short, it turned out that someone had emptied the big freezer in the basement, thrown some 20kg of frozen meat in a trash bag and forgotten the bag in a corner. The day I went to inspect the basement I almost threw up at the view of the hugestestest worms ever to crawl the planet. You could hunt whales with that guys. Sci-fi-horror stuff! :-D

]]> By: Kittyn http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-69777 Kittyn Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:54:43 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-69777 *shudders* cucumbers at the bottom of the produce drawer in the fridge..........after about 6 months. *shudders* cucumbers at the bottom of the produce drawer in the fridge……….after about 6 months.

]]> By: Psymon http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-53639 Psymon Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:48:25 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-53639 So far nothing has gotten anywhere near "liquefied", but carrots and spinach get slimey, then we throw them out. Also, once a sweet potato sprouted, and it got big enough that I didn't want to just throw it away, so I planted it. Sweet potato plants make for a nice groundcover. So far nothing has gotten anywhere near “liquefied”, but carrots and spinach get slimey, then we throw them out. Also, once a sweet potato sprouted, and it got big enough that I didn’t want to just throw it away, so I planted it. Sweet potato plants make for a nice groundcover.

]]> By: napalm http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-40677 napalm Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:35:42 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-40677 yup... you made some cheap-ass vodka with the liquid potatoes. I wonder if you ran it through a britta filter pitcher a bunch would it be drinkable yup…
you made some cheap-ass vodka with the liquid potatoes.
I wonder if you ran it through a britta filter pitcher a bunch would it be drinkable

]]> By: Nikanaiko http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-40353 Nikanaiko Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:05:38 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-40353 UGH, that happened to me too. D: And it was my mother's fault. Why is it always potatoes?! UGH, that happened to me too. D: And it was my mother’s fault. Why is it always potatoes?!

]]> By: Terashell http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-39878 Terashell Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:24:40 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-39878 I remember I used to share an apartment with 4 guys, all of us in college and we would regularly leave the house empty for long periods. Usually we were good about either taking perishables home with us, or not buying any for a few weeks ahead of time, and/or freezing those we could. One time, I returned to the house after a few weeks and found that the mass of dishes that were the last guy to leave's responsibility had fused into a solid mass in the sink, something had gained sentience in the fridge, and there was a large puddle where there used to be a bag of potatoes and garlic. I immediately left the house and returned back home to my parent's for a few days until the other guys got there and cleaned it because I would have just made the mess worse. I think the guy-who-left-last got kicked out shortly thereafter... justice! I remember I used to share an apartment with 4 guys, all of us in college and we would regularly leave the house empty for long periods. Usually we were good about either taking perishables home with us, or not buying any for a few weeks ahead of time, and/or freezing those we could.

One time, I returned to the house after a few weeks and found that the mass of dishes that were the last guy to leave’s responsibility had fused into a solid mass in the sink, something had gained sentience in the fridge, and there was a large puddle where there used to be a bag of potatoes and garlic.

I immediately left the house and returned back home to my parent’s for a few days until the other guys got there and cleaned it because I would have just made the mess worse.

I think the guy-who-left-last got kicked out shortly thereafter… justice!

]]> By: colin http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-38499 colin Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:02:36 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/#comment-38499 ever notice how non-produce decays? hard stuff gets soft and (most) soft thinds get hard. chips & bread? also i left a plate full of food out in my snow fort, came back at least a year later, food was gone, and the plate turned opposite colors almost. O_o ever notice how non-produce decays?
hard stuff gets soft and (most) soft thinds get hard.
chips & bread?
also i left a plate full of food out in my snow fort, came back at least a year later, food was gone, and the plate turned opposite colors almost.
O_o

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