December 31st, 2007
#410 - Chilled
In college I was addicted to store brand concentrated frozen orange juice. I had a hand me down plastic pitcher that I used to mix it up in. It was pretty beat up and the lid leaked a little. I decided that since I had been using it everyday, it was time to splurge on a fancy new pitcher. I got a nice Rubbermaid brand container from the grocery store with a screw on lid that looked perfect for my needs. I brought it home and mixed up my first batch and left it in the refrigerator to chill. Later that night I went to get my first glass of juice but when I pulled the pitcher out of the fridge it slipped out of my hand, hit the kitchen floor and shattered. I pulled my old beat up pitcher out of the garbage and started washing it.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:34 am
Late for me to say this, but I got me my Biff book and I love me my Biff book.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:42 am
Wow Biff, I don’t know if you were trying to melt the frozen orange juice with nitrogen, but please don’t try using anti-freeze if that’s the case…
December 31st, 2007 at 1:54 am
Ah brings back fun memories of messing with liquid Oxygen and dry ice in the military.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:55 am
Why not? Biff can try anything he wants. Biff is invincible.
December 31st, 2007 at 3:38 am
aww, i bet it was pretty too. my stuff may look beat up, but its the best stuff in town, just, ive fixed it countless times, my headphones, my computer, my bench, i couldnt possibly think of replacing any of them untill they broke beyond repair.
December 31st, 2007 at 8:26 am
I work with liquid nitrogen on a daily basis. It’s a lot of fun to play with.
…And I agree with Arix
December 31st, 2007 at 8:32 am
I dont know a bout timelines or anything, but i think for some people it might already be new years, I am not shure, but happy new years eve, everybody… EH
December 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am
why did the pitcher break
December 31st, 2007 at 11:08 am
I wonder if that would actually happen. Knowing that it’s Biff, it probably won’t.
December 31st, 2007 at 11:15 am
I’d rather have liquid nitrogen than
frozen orange juice. FOJ = Vomitosis.
December 31st, 2007 at 11:40 am
I’m using a pitcher my parents gave me, the one we always used for juice. It is still in good shape, ‘cept for the little melted bit where the lid fell near the ring of fire/death in my dishwasher. It didn’t hurt anything, but growing up it was always: Grab Juice Pitcher, shake, open, pour. But I have to make sure the lib is closed because sometimes me wife doesn’t always close it all the way.
December 31st, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I just got my Book of Biff. Can’t wait for the next installment.
Liquid Nitrogen on frozen orange juice? Now that just seems strange.
December 31st, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Obviously he wanted it to be nice and chilled.
December 31st, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Sounds tasty. Betcha it goes down cool the whole way.
The Duck Has Spoken.
December 31st, 2007 at 8:54 pm
I think he can use liquid nitrogen to make orange-flavored Dippin’ Dots?
December 31st, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Where i am, its 2008 so happy new years
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
LIQUID NITROGEN TIME!
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I think he just made absolute zero.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Nah, liquid nitrogen is still pretty warm by cryogenic standards.
August 31st, 2008 at 7:25 pm
beat-up stuff is the best, because you know
A) what it can take without breaking
B)You know exactly what happened to it to make it that way
C) you’ve used it so much that you don’t trust any other one of it’s kind.