#411 - Shred
For many years I watched Dick Clark’s new years show on TV. Usually the only interesting part to me was the ball drop in times square. It’s such a classic image, there isn’t much difference each year except for the big numbers that light up when the ball hits the bottom. All they need to do is insert a shot of the new numbers and a couple shots of drunk people wearing those new year novelty glasses and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. I grew up in the Midwest and didn’t understand time zones when I was younger. It wasn’t until many years later that I figured out that I was watching a replay of the New York ball drop from an hour ago. I kind of felt lied to.


January 1st, 2008 at 12:43 am
Sorry about that, but I have never been up at a time when Biff had updated and no comments had been posted; Nore should I…
Anyways, good comic as always. Could he not also have been juggling knives?
P.S.
Biff gets to walk down-hill both ways to and from school. Lucky him!
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/31/school/
P.P.S.
Don’t ask…
P.P.P.S.
Really…
January 1st, 2008 at 1:15 am
Maby someone threw a frag grenade through his window, and instead of metal fragments, he got razor blades!
happy new years n stuff, still waiting for my new year. 11:15…. COMEON
January 1st, 2008 at 1:35 am
…I have to agree with lost’s first point…it’s weird to see an update without the commentary underneath. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen, ever. Wow.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:41 am
Ow.
That’s gonna sting in the– oh, wait.
January 1st, 2008 at 2:37 am
Yeah I actually lost track of what day it was and forgot to write the commentary before midnight. I realized as I was falling asleep that the year was ending and I hadn’t written the post yet but my brain had already cut off movement to my legs.
January 1st, 2008 at 2:47 am
Can it be fixed, Chris? Well, if not, hey, that’s one hell of a way to kick off the new year
The Duck Has Spoken.
January 1st, 2008 at 4:56 am
Commentary arrived.
Happy new year everybody!
January 1st, 2008 at 5:26 am
Happy new year everyone (though it’s already 7PM)
And lol at biff with broken razor blade confetti =p
January 1st, 2008 at 6:17 am
I love New Years. It’s a chance for rebirth and starting anew. A warm feeling fills my heart…
Enough of the poetry.
I get cut very easily because my skin is delicate. I hate dealing with anything sharper than regular old scissors.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:03 am
well since i live on the east coast, i celebrate new years at the right time, so i watch the ball drop, live, I would say haha, but for som people, i dont want to ruin it. since when i post a comment, it always says an hour erlier, i was the first one to post in 2008, so I got lucky this year. hahaha
January 1st, 2008 at 10:15 am
Happy New Year!
Apparently, Dick Clark isn’t dead yet. Nor is his contract. He’s still doing the New Year’s show, even after his stroke last year.
And they had a new ball this year! It was blue and environmentally friendly.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am
Ouch.
(Happy new year)
January 1st, 2008 at 11:04 am
One of our relatives called at 1:00 eastern time to tell us happy new year cause he forgot about the time change. He woke all of us up.
January 1st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Apparently, I went to bed approximately 15 minutes before Biff was updated. Oh well…
January 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Razor blade confetti….I seriosly wonder what’s going through Biff’s head to make thim think such things are a good idea.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Happy New Year to everyone here, and most especially to our amazing Biff creator.
Thanks for making a comic that helps me get through lousy days with a smile, chuckle, or full-out belly laugh. Keep ‘em coming, please!
January 1st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I believe this comic and its funniness is a sign of what’s to come for the rest of the year… happy 2008 everyone!
@trueblade: Maybe he liked it because it was cheap and shiny.
January 1st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
@ trueblaze:
“I seriosly wonder what’s going through Biff’s head”
Razor blades, evidently
The Duck Has Spoken.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Biff will have to bring out the old magnet for the after holyday clean up with that tipe of party.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:25 pm
stonehydra thats an idea that sounds like it could lead to another unusual injury and yet another biff comic.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 am
but it’s so SHINY!
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Ha ha ha. I watched the times Square ball drop this year. My first thought of the New Year was “that’s a lot of confetti”.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
The sorry at the top was because my previous post (before it got bumped off) had said “First!”