January 14th, 2008
#420 - Chug
I don’t usually eat breakfast on work days. It seems to make me sleepy and then I’m extremely hungry by lunch time. It works better for me if I just eat an early lunch.
I don’t usually eat breakfast on work days. It seems to make me sleepy and then I’m extremely hungry by lunch time. It works better for me if I just eat an early lunch.
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January 14th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Thats Got To Be The Coolest Helmet Ever!
January 14th, 2008 at 12:19 am
My stomach doesn’t like food in the morning, but if I don’t eat int he morning then my stomach doesn’t like food in the afternoon. I think it just hates first meals.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:21 am
i’m lucky if i get breakfast before class. usually i snag a soy milk and an orange. good days involve bringing a bagel or pb&j to class.
in highschool i used to eat instant oatmeal out of disposable cups on the way to school and cut up oranges the night before, or steal half of whatever my brother was having.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Man, a helmet like that sure would come in handy for me! I generally don’t eat breakfast (because I generally don’t wake up early), but if i DO wake up early then I’m gonna need a light breakfast or I’ll just crash. Except I could never eat in the car, where I live, the constant twists and turns will make me, erm, “return” my breakfast.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I need one of those for my daughter… She leaves for the bus each morning with parts of her breakfast still in her hand. Getting her to get ready, eat, and get out the door is always an exercise in aggressive time management.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I almost never eat breakfast.
And then I’m starving in gym class, which is third period.
And then I have to wait a really long time for lunch…. D8
January 14th, 2008 at 1:07 am
I find that if I eat breakfast.. I’m STARVING before lunch, but if I don’t eat anything, lunch comes, and I don’t feel that hungry. Obviously feeding my stomach only makes it want more.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:59 am
ive got to get me one of those
January 14th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I have breakfast every morning. It differs between Eggo Waffles, hot cereal, and a bagel (either cinnamon raisin + butter or plain + peanut butter).
I do this about an hour and a half before school starts, and I’m still late.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:56 am
I don’t eat breakfast. If I do, by the time I get on the bus (about half an hour later) I’m starving again, whereas if I don’t eat breakfast I don’t get hungry until about 2pm. It just seems like a waste of good food to eat breakfast.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:46 am
I always eat breakfast in the morning, if I don’t I’ll be in agony by lunch. I also have a tendancy to eat cereal at all times of the day, alot of the time before I got to bed.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Haha, this reminds me of an advertising project a friend of mine did back at college. He was advertising a toaster hat, it was essentially a top hat with a toaster in it, and little compartments containing butter, jam, marmite, etc. More breakfast related hats should exist.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am
oh man…i almost tried that once. it was a good thing my mom convinced me to not do it lol
January 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am
my favorite sport in the morning is to juggle a breakfast burrito, a hot tea, and a hashbrown patty all while trying to drive to school. this helmet would make the morning commute SO much easier…
new idea! bluetooth breakfast burritos!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:46 am
I find that if I eat a small breakfast in the morning like a bowl of cereal, I’m starving an hour later. But if I have a bagel with cream cheese or eggs I’m fine until lunch. But either way, not having breakfast is bad, for me at least.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I hate those helmets, especially with the beers
in the holders. It’s so adolescent.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Is that tape over Biff’s mouth so that the tubes from his helmet won’t fall out? Or is he baring his teeth realizing that even with his cereal helmet, he won’t make it to work on time?
January 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Dude, that’s awesome!
I could use that, but I’d get stared at on the bus more often than usual.
Seraphine:
I actually envy those guys that have such a level of self-confidence that they are willing to be seen in public with those monstrosities strapped to thier heads. It’s really only lame if they don’t have beer in the holders. Or light beer.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I could use that helmet, I’m getting late and hungry to college lately. And breakfast is always the most important meal.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Breakfast hats… the future of mankind as we know it.
Breakfast for me usually consists of one of those instant breakfast powder pouches that you pour in milk and stir. They’re small, quick, and really all I have room for in my tiny stomach…
If only Biff could perfect this by adding in a canister of coffee…
January 14th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
@ Seraphine:
Hey, if drinking Pepsi out of a helmet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
The Duck Has Spoken.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
for all the people who don’t eat breakfast, your starving your body of essential nutrients used to get you started wich gives you less energy to use that day. I dont eat a huge breakfast, but a smoothie is good, I have a good smoothie recipe if you want it, its filling and easy on your stomach, plus fiber, antioxidents, and and a great tast. Pineapple juice
frozun yogert
1/2 bannana
strawberries
or cranberries
blend in blender for about 45 second on puree and you have a great smoothie, sorry if i bored you by you reading this but boohoo for you then
January 14th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I have no time for breakfast in the morning, since I normally wake up ten minutes before the bus arrives. Whe I do, I just dig around the pantry until I can find somethi8ng vaguely breakfasty, e.g. bagel, toast, pop-tart, doughnut.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Wouldn’t the milk travel at a faster speed than the cereal, flooding his mouth at the beginning and parching it at the end?
January 15th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I am the first one up in my house. I’ll be the only one up for about 30 minutes so I’ll make some eggs before I go to school.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I tried it doing something like that but I was only shouted at for being stupid because the cereal wouldn’t fit through the tubes. But I don’t like milk in my cereal anyway.
On mornings for school I have learned the art of making waffle batter in 5-7 min. Life is so much better with waffles.
January 17th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Lockett, the milk’s tube is slightly thinner, and has a small beginning. This regulates the flow of the milk.
And I guess this would be the ultimate solution to soggy cereal.
January 25th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
How did Biff cram all his mouth scribbles in the mouthpiece for that helmet?
March 18th, 2008 at 8:29 am
This is superior in every concievable way.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
My friend who saw this told me I need to try to make one of these…
May 21st, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I want that helmet. Especially since I eat cereal for breakfast pretty much every day.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 am
Wow, all these posts and not one mention of the infamous cereal slingshot a while back?
These does seem superior… and far less painful.