Comments on: #434 - Fracture http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/ new comics every monday through friday Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:25:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: MasterMenthe http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46805 MasterMenthe Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:17:32 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46805 I despise (mostly) peanut brittle. The aftertaste is yucky and my teeth feel like they are rotting on the spot. Just like my I.Q. and Spongebob *shudder*. Pieman: Peanut brittle = solidified, sugary stuff that breaks rather easily, but makes REALLY sharp edges [my throat took a while to recover ;( ]. It's like solidfied peanut butter with nuts in it or something. It can be ridiculously fragile, or can stop a bullet (figuratively) depending on the mixture you used. Heinrich: Biff is his own worst enemy and bestest friend, remember? Besides, Biff's house probably spontaniously combusts according to the RNG (random number generator) Biff installed on the nuclear fusion core control system in the basement, so I doubt anyone would DARE try to attack BIFF of all people. All they need to do is sit back and watch the show as Biff tries to calm his feral buzz-saws w/Gopher DNA as they attack his poor bologna trees. Now that's crazy... I despise (mostly) peanut brittle. The aftertaste is yucky and my teeth feel like they are rotting on the spot. Just like my I.Q. and Spongebob *shudder*.

Pieman:

Peanut brittle = solidified, sugary stuff that breaks rather easily, but makes REALLY sharp edges [my throat took a while to recover ;( ]. It’s like solidfied peanut butter with nuts in it or something. It can be ridiculously fragile, or can stop a bullet (figuratively) depending on the mixture you used.

Heinrich:

Biff is his own worst enemy and bestest friend, remember? Besides, Biff’s house probably spontaniously combusts according to the RNG (random number generator) Biff installed on the nuclear fusion core control system in the basement, so I doubt anyone would DARE try to attack BIFF of all people. All they need to do is sit back and watch the show as Biff tries to calm his feral buzz-saws w/Gopher DNA as they attack his poor bologna trees.

Now that’s crazy…

]]> By: Ecko http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46669 Ecko Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:31:00 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46669 My mom makes the best peanut brittle around christmas time and I always gorge myself on it. I sometimes wonder if parts of my teeth chip off as I am chewing it because that's what it feels like at times. But it's oh-so-good and I can never stop eating it. > My mom makes the best peanut brittle around christmas time and I always gorge myself on it. I sometimes wonder if parts of my teeth chip off as I am chewing it because that’s what it feels like at times. But it’s oh-so-good and I can never stop eating it. >

]]> By: Laminack http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46277 Laminack Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:40:05 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46277 Did anyone happen to notice that the brittle was also sticking out of the black box border of the comic? Did anyone happen to notice that the brittle was also sticking out of the black box border of the comic?

]]> By: Reg http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46199 Reg Sun, 03 Feb 2008 15:29:02 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46199 The only peanut brittle I know is the kind that's spring loaded with snakes... The only peanut brittle I know is the kind that’s spring loaded with snakes…

]]> By: pieman http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46188 pieman Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:39:07 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46188 WHAT THE HELL IS PEANUT BRITTLE?! WHAT THE HELL IS PEANUT BRITTLE?!

]]> By: dragonbrad http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46138 dragonbrad Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:10:35 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46138 love penut brittle love penut brittle

]]> By: speearr http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46126 speearr Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:54:11 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46126 Hehe this reminds me of the time he fought with the nachos... Hehe this reminds me of the time he fought with the nachos…

]]> By: SleepingOrange http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46076 SleepingOrange Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:56:41 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-46076 Guys, all you need (or could) do is get some sucrase, glucase, and fructase, and suspend them in water. Take a mourthful, wait a few moments, and spit/swallow. There's no danger invloved, since enzymes are substrate-specific, and it's generic enough that anyone could use it! Lactase is already commercially available, so a few other sugar-lysers shouldn't be too hard to get ahold of. Guys, all you need (or could) do is get some sucrase, glucase, and fructase, and suspend them in water. Take a mourthful, wait a few moments, and spit/swallow. There’s no danger invloved, since enzymes are substrate-specific, and it’s generic enough that anyone could use it! Lactase is already commercially available, so a few other sugar-lysers shouldn’t be too hard to get ahold of.

]]> By: Amanda http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-45930 Amanda Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:11:55 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-45930 But... for those who have braces, wouldn't the acid melt the braces since they're not part of you and don't have your DNA? But… for those who have braces, wouldn’t the acid melt the braces since they’re not part of you and don’t have your DNA?

]]> By: Silfedac http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-45928 Silfedac Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:01:05 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/#comment-45928 The acid thing would be good for people like me, who eat excessive amount of things like popcorn, jerky, taffy, and rock candy. Especially since I have braces now. The acid thing would be good for people like me, who eat excessive amount of things like popcorn, jerky, taffy, and rock candy. Especially since I have braces now.

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