February 12th, 2008
#441 - Beam
There was a period of time where it seemed that every movie or school assembly or concert I went to had some jerk with a laser pointer being a jerk. Fortunately it has been awhile since the last time I have seen that happen. Now I mostly see them used to torture cats and dogs.
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February 12th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I love laser pointers. A pity all the ones I ever had broke…
The Duck Has Spoken.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:28 am
I have a lazer pointer key chain and when ever the chain rattles my cat comes running over thinking we’re going to play.
I teased my cat with a lazer pointer for half an hour once. She then spent the next three days looking for it.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:31 am
I gave a friend a laser pointer
once. He gave me a blank look.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:44 am
Ha, my sisters cat loves the laser pointer…Sadly she knows where the laser comes from and looks up at it and I’m afraid she is going to blind herself and get the laser in the eye >
February 12th, 2008 at 2:09 am
I don’t know about torture. My cats all love to play with the bright red dot, chasing it around the living room. Only problem is the rare times they run into each other.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:13 am
they should have a fine mist in the cinema, so it would highlight the path to the jerk.
February 12th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Laser pointers always made school fun, trick was to bounce it off somethng like a mirror or window into the targets eyes, that way they get all disorientated about which direction it came from
Silly Biff.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:57 am
I would’ve thought that the small metal cylinder in his hand would’ve been a dead giveaway, but this is Biff we’re talking about.
Aww…Biff goes to the movies alone?
February 12th, 2008 at 7:23 am
there were jerks doing that when laser pointers were new. now they’re not new anymore, so they’re not novel, so it’s no longer fun to be a jerk with them. there should be no more jerks until some new novel device that has the ability to annoy people comes out and becomes popular.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Sometimes, those jerks with laser pointers are merely sound techs like me trying to aim the projector remote properly. But most of the time, it’s just plain jerks.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:47 am
@Micah: there’s nobody else in his world. either that, or everybody fears him too much to be seen in the same rectangle as him.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Silly Biff!
Laser pointers are for cats, not theaters.
My cats go insane for the red dots, not so much the green dot lasers.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Ya know….I’ve gone to a theater with a freind before to watch a movei, and started ranting to him about what jerkheads people could be because some one was doing that….Turned out it was my freind and I had to pay for my own ticket after that. XD
February 12th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Me thinks that Biff needs to get himself a girl.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I saw a laser pointer powerful enough to catch stuff on fire… I want it sooo bad
February 12th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I had a teacher once who used a laser pointer to point at things on his slides and stuff. Then one day half the class brought in laser pointers to annoy him. He was actually pretty good natured about it. This guy also ate a live cicada for us in class the year we had the 17 year cicadas buzzing about, so I question his sanity.
@ghostmaiden - She’d have to be one seriously dedicated girl, to put up with all the stuff that goes wrong around Biff.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
speaking of torturing cats and dogs (unintentionlly!) i once made my dog flatten his face against one of those glass doors, by reflecting a ray of light to the other side of the door by using a mirror. it was so funny, but also i felt guilty
February 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
There was once a guy in a presentation who kept pressing the wrong button on his laser pointer, but didn’t realise it even though he could clearly see that there was NO red dot on his slides. He kept on with it, though. Acting. Heh.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
@R. A. Maybe someone who is just as zaney as Biff? Liff, perhaps?
February 12th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
nonono……It’s Biffany
http://thebookofbiff.com/forum/index.php?topic=23.msg1139#msg1139
February 13th, 2008 at 6:37 am
My cats love chasing the dot created by laser pointers. Madness does happen in my house once a laser pointer is on the premises.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:01 am
My sister has a laser pointer that seems to be made for cats. one of the pointer images is of a mouse. One time the cats realized that the light was coming from the thing in my hand and tried to get it from me. They forgot it by next time.
Also, the aquarium in Boston has a laser-pointer type thing that’s white and shaped like a fish. It’s there so you can make the penguins chase it. I always thought that was awesome, but kinda cruel.