You are what you eat. My wife has a dish that she loves that I fondly refer to as “crap pasta.” It’s comfort food from her childhood, a mixture of noodles, tomato soup and cheddar cheese. What’s your favorite weird food combo?
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Ranch dressing? All the way. Especially with cucumbers.
One of my friends just bought a bag of cucumbers and some ranch dressing after she ran out of munchies. So much awesomer than eating deep-fried calzones for … er .. late-Friday-night [adult swim] food.
Chedder + Peanut butter. On a hotdog bun (has to be a hotdog bun though, no other bread works. Believe you me)
waffles + peanut butter + fake bacon = happiness ^__^
Yay, two words week!
also, melba toast and kakuna port wine cheese…mmmmm
Mac & Cheese with mustard, and peanutbutter on hotdogs.
I wonder how most of the people found thesse combinations…
Just realized…
4 theme weeks in a row.
Cornflakes and orange juice. Especially handy when no milk is around. Don’t have orange juice?
Any sweet liquid.
so biff created an edible rocket in the previous page, and now he is eating them? ah the crazy genious of biff’s world.
does everyone in biffs world make their own cereal?
Hmm… Reese’s cups and watermelon is quite delicious. It’s not that odd, but I’m pretty sure nobody’s ever tried it before. However, when it comes to freaky food combos, no one holds a candle to my friend Mike. He has no sense of smell, and will eat just about ANYTHING. For a snack, I’ve seen him eat an oatmeal cream pie with an inch-thick slice of raw potato in the middle. Another time, he had a bowl of Chinese rice with hot sauce, ginger ale, and M&Ms.
Once, for a bet, we combined the following ingredients in a blender and Mike drank a heaping glassful of the resulting nastyshake:
Relish + Onion powder + Oatmeal cream pies + Hot chocolate mix
Burnt popcorn + Caramel jello pudding + Steak sauce + Hot sauce + Grape nuts + Peanut butter + A half-toasted waffle + Chocolate syrup + Parmesan cheese + Mustard + Barley + Chicken seasoning + Raspberry jam + Chocolate frozen yogurt + Ranch potato chips + Rice Krispie treat + American cheese + Pepperoni + Honey + Ketchup + Maple syrup + Milk + Popsicles + Diet Mountain Dew + Lemon juice +3 chicken taquitos.
He gulped that sucker down without a second of hesitation. I stood amazed.
Oh.. so THAT’S what he did with the rocket from the last comic.
I present to you the Luthor
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my mom is from india so we get all kinds of crazy food lol….but i used to love grilled pb&j, and also BLT with strawberry jam….mmmm
oh and ive always hated peanut brittle, but chickee is EXCELLENT…it’s an indian sweet with all kinds of nuts in honey. pistachios, cashews, etc. sweet and salty, and oh so delicious
mm, scrambled eggs with cream cheese in them. creamy, eggy, cheesy yumminess.
when i was a kid i used to eat pb&j sandwiches with sweet or bread and butter pickles. i would also dip buttered toast in milk or hot chocolate.
i still eat chips (any kind) on sandwiches, or make bagel and cream cheese and potato chip sandwiches. also, cheetos on pizza. celery and peanut butter. red vine straws to drink soda; just bite the ends off and stick in the can. azuki bean paste on toast.
also, scrambled eggs with everything: persimmon, onion, pepper, salt, cheese, broccoli, apple, peas, carrots, salmon. whatever’s hanging around.
I don’t eat anything weird, though there are a couple of things that people think are weird…
Meatloaf with raisins, in a sandwich. I know I’m not the only one who does this, but I get lots of odd looks when people find out I’m eating meatloaf, in sandwich form, and that it has raisins in it. I think it’s the raisins that really confuse people, but there have been a number equally baffled that it was a sandwich.
Another thing that people think is weird is I drink milk with everything. Chicken, salad, pasta, whatever. (I’ll admit it’s kind of weird to drink it with cereal…) The only thing I’ve found that it doesn’t go well with is Cranberries. Major ick.
And I’ll eat bacon with just about anything.
I had that dish today – we make it with macaroni and tomato sauce (and cheese). We tried it with tomato soup, but just plain tomato sauce tastes better. Dead simple fast and easy to make and just plain tasty.
I’ve got two:
The first isn’t really a combination, but it’s still pretty weird. It’s just straight A-1 sauce. Tasty.
The second is something that I bet at least one other person here has tried. Pretzel sticks and mustard. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
I love gherkins with spray cream on them. Oh, also another thing is fries dipped into mint choc chip ice cream. It’s absolutely AMAZING. One of my friends swears by noodles with mayonnaise, but I tried it once and it was absolutely rancid. The smell was bad enough, but I figured I shouldn’t knock it without trying it. I immediately regretted it.
peanut butter, molasses and little colored sprinkles… it taste pretty good on toast…
Pizza omelets. Nothing like egg filled with pepperonis, mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, and green peppers (speaking of which, pepperoni and green pepper pizza is amazing).
Oh, and I also like a fried potato sandwich – ordinary skillet fried potatoes (made with onions natch) on two pieces of buttered toast. Great for finishing off any leftover potatoes.
Weirdest food combination that I ever ate? Evreything to make mcdonalds burger!
If ddrinks count, I used to put chocolate milk and goldfish crackers in a cup, let the crackers get soggy, and gulp it down. It was awsome.Weordest food though, probably Monster Sandwich: Tuna, salami, turkey, ham, corned beef if I have it, American cheese, chedder cheese, swiss cheese, pepper Jack, provolone, mozerella, mustard, ketchup, barbeque sauce, hot sauce, steak sauce, relish, onions if I have them, Mayo, potato chips (The chedder and sour cream kind), olives (pimentos), and all between two peices of toasted sourdough bread. Other names for this disaster : Gut gernade, Colon cannon, Bathroom breaker, Edible endevor, Death wish, and Last words.
Excuse me, waiter. I’ll have one Colon Cannon, please
The Duck Has Spoken.
Hey Chris, do you have a latin american friendly offer? Because the dollar maybe weak, but the pesos are weaker…
Still to this day I love what call Soy eggs, i dont know if its that weird, but while i make easy over eggs I like to pour soy sauce on them and when there done they turn out a blackish brown color, and they are AMAZING, oddly though, the whites taste like bacon, maybe ive invented vegetarian bacon! And the duck posted twice what a rare event!
Peanutbutter and cheese sandwiches. Think I picked it up from my dad, although I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen him eat one.
Weird? I eat pizza with green onions, but that’s about it.
when i was younger:
honey, banana and crushed buiscuit sandwiches.
@Radical Edward: how can you get green onions? mouldy?
Mayonnaise and jam sandwiches.
Green onions is another word for scallions. I preferred them as my favorite topping. I eat my pizza without the tomato sauce (white pizza)
1) Take ramen
2) take taco seasoning
3) make taco ramen!
4) add some form of meat
5) add cheese
6) put on top oftortilla chips
7) enjoy NACHO RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, nacho ramen is the most delicious thing man has ever invented. It looks like someone vomited worms and emat on top of chips but it’s just so darn good
Chips on burgers, sammiches, and in wraps. I also like to eat tuna salad with chips. Potato chips that is–and the kettle type are the best.
Uh, I also like mayo sammiches, except I use miracle whip. And yes, on plain white bread. Mmmm, white bread.
Hella trashy, though, are hotdawgs straight out of the packing with mustard.
french fries and ranch dip. ‘s pretty good.
i don’t really have many wierd mixes but my favorite 1 is scrambled eggs with syrup
Juicy fruit gum and human blood. Seriously.
(it was my own blood)
Cinnimon twists (From Taco Bell) and nacho cheese.
It’s a lot better than you’d think.
Baby corn and butterscotch pudding. It sounds disgusting, but it has a nice flavor and crunch.
Hot dogs with crunchy peanut butter. I used to own a hot dog shop, and some customers suggested it one day. It took me 2 weeks to build up the courage to try it, and found it was actually really god. I started selling it and the majority of customers who tried it found it worked for them as well. The only stipulation I will point out is this: the hot dog has to be grilled. If you boil it, microwave it, or whatever else you would use, it just doesn’t work. but if you grill a hot dog and put a little bit of crunchy peanut butter on it, you’ll agree. And if you want to take my own variant, try adding some honey on that as well.
Peanut butter and cheese. Any sort of cheese, really.
Don’t knock it ’til you try it.
Peas and pinksauce. <3
My friend had entered a young chef competition in which I’d offered to be her helper. She had to cook a main course and a dessert. She ended up with left overs, and dared me to dip a carrot in cream. Actually not a fantastic mix really.
Hula Hoops and Marmite work well though. It was another dare, we’d sat down at the table with crisps and saw a jar of Marmite in front of us. Technically its not that weird, but thought I’d say it anyway.
A peanut butter, jelly, and Flaming Hot Cheetoh sandwich. I call it the napalm sandwich because it’s sticky and it burns.
I put scrambled eggs on my hot dogs.
A havarti, spinach and honey sandwich on Wonder bread
I’ve had week of late nights thus far trying to make it through, but I jut had to stop and comment for this one.
*hugs TwitchyHug then jumps back to avoid homicidal kitty tendencies*
Yay!! I’m not the only one that likes pickles and whipped cream!
I also had mad cravings for jello and red onions when I was with child.
Dear God… And I thought my friend was gross… ///.x
1 cup sour cream
3 bananas, chopped
5-10 spoons of sugar
its good stuff
i can eat almost anything, twitchyhug
Also, i recently got into packaged ramen. not weird, but im used to restaurant home-made stuff. im not asian, if that means anything, im 50% german, 50% mutt, 100 % american against the govt. they’re out to get you.
I figured you weren’t Asian. No self-respecting Asian would eat Ramen.