February 22nd, 2008
#449 - Hydrazine
You are what you eat. My wife has a dish that she loves that I fondly refer to as “crap pasta.” It’s comfort food from her childhood, a mixture of noodles, tomato soup and cheddar cheese. What’s your favorite weird food combo?
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February 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 am
Triscuits with gummyworms.
they’re chewy, they’re crunchy, they’re sweet, they’re salty, all at the same time.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
Definitely grapes and macaroni and cheese. Not separated though, mixed together.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
Nerutral cereals, strawberry jam, chcoco powder and milk.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
pb&j with potato chips was a favorite growing up, with or without bread. as a college student, its still a standby when i don’t have any bread around.
currently i love a mix of cottage cheese and sour cream with various fruits and nuts and spices. however, i grew up eating a number of traditional ethnic foods which can be pretty weird.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Being in college, I sometimes cook maccaroni, mix in mushroom soup, pork and beans, and maybe a slice of cheese. It’s weird.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 am
Fried eggs, put plain yellow mustard on top, and then chop it up with a fork….
It looks like vomit but tastes like…. heaven…..
(p.s. if you are feeling rather adventurous it does rather good on pancakes)
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Powerthirst! ROCKET EDITION!
I put mayo on my fries once, being half asleep. Wasn’t bad - but I suppose you can put anything on fries.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Salad Sandwiches. make a salad get a breadroll stick ‘em together and you have a meal to go. Did I mention you can call it a sammich?
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
White Rice, Tomato Soup, and Scrambled eggs with a lot of Salt and Sugar.
Also when I make pizza I throw whatever edible (often expired) ingredients I have in my fridge on it. Like seaweed, (veggie) corndogs, mashed potatoes, and hard-boiled eggs to name a few.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Chicken top ramen nuked to porridge consistency with some salsa & kraft sliced cheese. I call it vomit ramen.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 am
Bologna and cheese whiz, then I’ll stick it in the microwave for like 20 seconds.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 am
Cauliflower florets with rubbed with good-tasting nutritional yeast.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 am
Ugh. If I’m making grammatical mistakes that simple, it’s definitely time for bed. G’night.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:32 am
He doesn’t seem to like them.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am
it’s not that weard but some times i have bin to indulge in a green tea flote. basicly ice cream in rilly hot green tea, and it’s not quite right if the ice cream is left too long and melts.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 am
Chicken nuggets (or fingers, whichever is available), dipped in frosties or pudding.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:51 am
probably the weirdest thing i’ve eaten was: pb&j sandwhich with the following inside; oreos, flaming hot cheetos, doritos, ketchup, mustard, bologna, and i think chocolate pudding
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 am
First thing that came to mind?
Power Thirst! Rocket Edition XDD And I notice I’m not the only one. ^^
I have to say, while my grandma thinks my odd love of Doritos and Cottage cheese (which lowers the extra cheesiness) that my weirdest would be vanilla ice cream ON pepperoni pizza. *is hungry now*
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:20 am
Pizza sandwiches. I make them out of the leftovers any time I make a pizza. Pizza sauce, whatever cheese I used, mushrooms, garlic, green peppers, and pepperoni on bread.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 am
“International readers! 10 euros.”
Since when is the Euro the only other currency?
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 am
During high school we were able to buy a cup of Nacho cheese with fries, I usually had a bit of the cheese left, which lead to the realization that Nacho cheese on Oreos is delicious.
Also, wrapping a cheeseburger in a slice of pepperoni pizza is quite good.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:46 am
My fav weird food combo is
peanut butter on vegetarian
chili. Just a spoonful, like others
might dollop a spoon of sour cream
or tablespoon of cheese and onions.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 am
A little like Seraphine, I like a peanut butter sandwich with a bowl of chili or bean with bacon soup. As in, put the sandwich into the bowl, then pour the soup over it. Soupy bready peanutty goodness!
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:10 am
It turns out that two of these three components together equal disaster, but all three work out fairly well (although extremely salty) to me when combined: instant mashed potatoes, corned beef hash, and tomato soup. If cooked correctly it should look like vomit with a hint of blood. X-(
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 am
ANYTHING with Ranch Dressing. Trust me on this, if it isn’t sweet or sugary, I’ve put ranch on it or plan to.
Something about the flavor of Ranch, mixed into whatever I’m eating, just satisfies me in a way nothing else can.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 am
I like yok noddles with a cut-up porkchop and a boiled egg (all in the same bowl) covered with ketchup and soy sauce! In fact, I just had it last night! I have no idea where this concoction came from…
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:45 am
My childhood comfort food was condensed mushroom soup mixed with ground beef, served on hamburger buns. Until I was in my mid-twenties I thought this was normal “sloppy joes”.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:05 am
Aww mr_mop that was just an example. Some readers might not have realized that the exchange rate is in their favor.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 am
Pineapple rings on bagels. Those two foods were made to go together, I swear. The hole in the pineapple and the hole in the bagel line up perfectly. Ideal on camping trips: toast the bagel, roast the pineapple, slap them together and eat.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:41 am
the omellette that has anything I can find in it - cheese, peas, some sausage, weenies, milk, five kinds of spices and three kinds of sauce - plus it had to have ketchup put in the dough even before cooking. sadly, now I don’t think I could it some again… probably due to the lack of products required for such a “meal”
oh, and I see you’ve moved from just two words per comic strip to two words per comic strip based on rockets… nice
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 am
50$ just to chose your own comic
thats a bit much
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
If drinks count, then a glass of Dr. Pepper and milk is probably my weird food of choice. It’s not actually so weird when you think of ice cream floats, and it’s also pretty tasty.
But if only solid food counts, then I like to cook some beef and rice, and crumble up cheez-its into the mix. Maybe add some onions sometimes. But yeah, the important thing is the cheez-its.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am
Umm, I like to dip my peanut butter and jelly sandwitch into tomato soup if I have both at the same time. I couldn’t tell you why I like it. The flavors never mix and you always taste sech seperate food.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:39 am
Rice and hot dogs…Mac and cheese with spam…maybe that not THAT wired…
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
I always liked cream cheese and jam on saltine crackers. It’s a nummy snack!
I’m in CANADA!!! WOOT!
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 am
chinese noodle soup with rice. Ok, not weird, but my family thinks it’s weird that I put rice in a dish that already has noodles in it.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:07 am
Peanut butter and american cheese has always been a favorite when I’m feeling down. Mmm, in fact, I think I’ll go make one now!
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
Weirdest thing I ever ate was when I was a kid and my brother told me i’d get a dollar if I ate a sandwitch with one of everything from the fridge on it, from jelly and creamcheese, to all the deli meats and fruits combined.
Took one bite and threw it out the window (literally)
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 am
My favorite food is french fry po-boys(sandwiches), but it actually pretty common around here (here being southern Louisiana.) French fries + Beef gravy+ Mayo(on French bread)= messy deliciousness!
More on poboys here.
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
http://www.frenchquarter.com/dining/po-boy.php
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Burger Roll with chocolate-fudge.
actually tastes quite nice ^_^
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
one time i went to the cafeteria to get a salad, but they were out of crutons so i got a little…creative. i ended up with teriyaki chicken, spicy cheetos, nutrigrain, and raspberry vinigarette salad. i must say it was quite tasty, and best of all my friends didn’t try and mooch my lunch like they normally do (^^).
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Veggy burger with cream cheese and salad, in a bun. (it actually tastes good)
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 am
Most likely it would be Ritz Crackers and Mini-marshmallows. It’s so good you make little sandwiches out of it and just eat’um. For some reason it just really good with sweet flavor and buttery flavor. By the way those look really hard to eat.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Weird food combination? Never really had one, I just eat the food weirdly. Like raw ramen, easy mac with two chesse packets, frozen soda inside regular soda.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Basically what you call “crap pasta” is your wife’s version of homemade spaghettios… mmmm skeddios no wonder its a childhood comfort food.
I guess the weirdest food I make is the “dad’s meat sandwich” it’s only hard salami, spin blend “salad dressing” (not mayo, not miracle whip) and wheat bread… yeah not much to it, you think I would want it on white bread with some sort of vegetable or other meats and cheeses. And I guess its not that weird, but I guess I don’t eat much of weird combinations of foods.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I’m not sure I like many weird combos. Putting onion rings on burgers is pretty good, though. But since the onion rings often arrive before the burgers, there’s rarely any left to go on the sandwich
The Duck Has Spoken.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Ah, thank you psycho duck, you reminded me that I’ll put fries on my burgers, not onion rings though, I hate thosse.
I’ll also put bacon on my hot dogs.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I have a list, and my food desires are as though I were always pregnant…
Hot Dogs + Cheese + Chocolate
Vanilla Ice Cream + Pickles
Cupcakes + Barbecue Sauce
Eggs + Ketchup
Refried Beans + Sour Cream + Hot Sauce + Blue Berries
Chicken Breast (grilled, not fried) + Sour Cream + Strawberries
Sour Cream (just)
Coffee + Lemonade
..
and the list goes on.
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I love a sandwich made with saurkraut on one side, mashed up pickled plum on the other (just a thin layer, mind you- that stuff’s strong!). In the middle we have rice and tempeh fried in a pesto sauce, and a few leaves of lettuce or cabbage.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@DracoZereul
Ranch dressing? All the way. Especially with cucumbers.
One of my friends just bought a bag of cucumbers and some ranch dressing after she ran out of munchies. So much awesomer than eating deep-fried calzones for … er .. late-Friday-night [adult swim] food.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Chedder + Peanut butter. On a hotdog bun (has to be a hotdog bun though, no other bread works. Believe you me)
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
waffles + peanut butter + fake bacon = happiness ^__^
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Yay, two words week!
also, melba toast and kakuna port wine cheese…mmmmm
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Mac & Cheese with mustard, and peanutbutter on hotdogs.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I wonder how most of the people found thesse combinations…
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Just realized…
4 theme weeks in a row.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Cornflakes and orange juice. Especially handy when no milk is around. Don’t have orange juice?
Any sweet liquid.
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 am
so biff created an edible rocket in the previous page, and now he is eating them? ah the crazy genious of biff’s world.
does everyone in biffs world make their own cereal?
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:00 am
Hmm… Reese’s cups and watermelon is quite delicious. It’s not that odd, but I’m pretty sure nobody’s ever tried it before. However, when it comes to freaky food combos, no one holds a candle to my friend Mike. He has no sense of smell, and will eat just about ANYTHING. For a snack, I’ve seen him eat an oatmeal cream pie with an inch-thick slice of raw potato in the middle. Another time, he had a bowl of Chinese rice with hot sauce, ginger ale, and M&Ms.
Once, for a bet, we combined the following ingredients in a blender and Mike drank a heaping glassful of the resulting nastyshake:
Relish + Onion powder + Oatmeal cream pies + Hot chocolate mix
Burnt popcorn + Caramel jello pudding + Steak sauce + Hot sauce + Grape nuts + Peanut butter + A half-toasted waffle + Chocolate syrup + Parmesan cheese + Mustard + Barley + Chicken seasoning + Raspberry jam + Chocolate frozen yogurt + Ranch potato chips + Rice Krispie treat + American cheese + Pepperoni + Honey + Ketchup + Maple syrup + Milk + Popsicles + Diet Mountain Dew + Lemon juice +3 chicken taquitos.
He gulped that sucker down without a second of hesitation. I stood amazed.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Oh.. so THAT’S what he did with the rocket from the last comic.
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I present to you the Luthor
http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/06/luther_vandross.html
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
my mom is from india so we get all kinds of crazy food lol….but i used to love grilled pb&j, and also BLT with strawberry jam….mmmm
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
oh and ive always hated peanut brittle, but chickee is EXCELLENT…it’s an indian sweet with all kinds of nuts in honey. pistachios, cashews, etc. sweet and salty, and oh so delicious
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
mm, scrambled eggs with cream cheese in them. creamy, eggy, cheesy yumminess.
when i was a kid i used to eat pb&j sandwiches with sweet or bread and butter pickles. i would also dip buttered toast in milk or hot chocolate.
i still eat chips (any kind) on sandwiches, or make bagel and cream cheese and potato chip sandwiches. also, cheetos on pizza. celery and peanut butter. red vine straws to drink soda; just bite the ends off and stick in the can. azuki bean paste on toast.
also, scrambled eggs with everything: persimmon, onion, pepper, salt, cheese, broccoli, apple, peas, carrots, salmon. whatever’s hanging around.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I don’t eat anything weird, though there are a couple of things that people think are weird…
Meatloaf with raisins, in a sandwich. I know I’m not the only one who does this, but I get lots of odd looks when people find out I’m eating meatloaf, in sandwich form, and that it has raisins in it. I think it’s the raisins that really confuse people, but there have been a number equally baffled that it was a sandwich.
Another thing that people think is weird is I drink milk with everything. Chicken, salad, pasta, whatever. (I’ll admit it’s kind of weird to drink it with cereal…) The only thing I’ve found that it doesn’t go well with is Cranberries. Major ick.
And I’ll eat bacon with just about anything.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I had that dish today - we make it with macaroni and tomato sauce (and cheese). We tried it with tomato soup, but just plain tomato sauce tastes better. Dead simple fast and easy to make and just plain tasty.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I’ve got two:
The first isn’t really a combination, but it’s still pretty weird. It’s just straight A-1 sauce. Tasty.
The second is something that I bet at least one other person here has tried. Pretzel sticks and mustard. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:37 am
I love gherkins with spray cream on them. Oh, also another thing is fries dipped into mint choc chip ice cream. It’s absolutely AMAZING. One of my friends swears by noodles with mayonnaise, but I tried it once and it was absolutely rancid. The smell was bad enough, but I figured I shouldn’t knock it without trying it. I immediately regretted it.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:43 am
peanut butter, molasses and little colored sprinkles… it taste pretty good on toast…
February 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Pizza omelets. Nothing like egg filled with pepperonis, mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, and green peppers (speaking of which, pepperoni and green pepper pizza is amazing).
February 24th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Oh, and I also like a fried potato sandwich - ordinary skillet fried potatoes (made with onions natch) on two pieces of buttered toast. Great for finishing off any leftover potatoes.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Weirdest food combination that I ever ate? Evreything to make mcdonalds burger!
February 24th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
If ddrinks count, I used to put chocolate milk and goldfish crackers in a cup, let the crackers get soggy, and gulp it down. It was awsome.Weordest food though, probably Monster Sandwich: Tuna, salami, turkey, ham, corned beef if I have it, American cheese, chedder cheese, swiss cheese, pepper Jack, provolone, mozerella, mustard, ketchup, barbeque sauce, hot sauce, steak sauce, relish, onions if I have them, Mayo, potato chips (The chedder and sour cream kind), olives (pimentos), and all between two peices of toasted sourdough bread. Other names for this disaster : Gut gernade, Colon cannon, Bathroom breaker, Edible endevor, Death wish, and Last words.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Excuse me, waiter. I’ll have one Colon Cannon, please
The Duck Has Spoken.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Hey Chris, do you have a latin american friendly offer? Because the dollar maybe weak, but the pesos are weaker…
February 24th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Still to this day I love what call Soy eggs, i dont know if its that weird, but while i make easy over eggs I like to pour soy sauce on them and when there done they turn out a blackish brown color, and they are AMAZING, oddly though, the whites taste like bacon, maybe ive invented vegetarian bacon! And the duck posted twice what a rare event!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Peanutbutter and cheese sandwiches. Think I picked it up from my dad, although I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen him eat one.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Weird? I eat pizza with green onions, but that’s about it.
February 26th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
when i was younger:
honey, banana and crushed buiscuit sandwiches.
@Radical Edward: how can you get green onions? mouldy?
February 26th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Mayonnaise and jam sandwiches.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:59 am
Green onions is another word for scallions. I preferred them as my favorite topping. I eat my pizza without the tomato sauce (white pizza)
February 27th, 2008 at 5:13 am
1) Take ramen
2) take taco seasoning
3) make taco ramen!
4) add some form of meat
5) add cheese
6) put on top oftortilla chips
7) enjoy NACHO RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, nacho ramen is the most delicious thing man has ever invented. It looks like someone vomited worms and emat on top of chips but it’s just so darn good
February 27th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Chips on burgers, sammiches, and in wraps. I also like to eat tuna salad with chips. Potato chips that is–and the kettle type are the best.
Uh, I also like mayo sammiches, except I use miracle whip. And yes, on plain white bread. Mmmm, white bread.
Hella trashy, though, are hotdawgs straight out of the packing with mustard.
March 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pm
french fries and ranch dip. ’s pretty good.
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 am
i don’t really have many wierd mixes but my favorite 1 is scrambled eggs with syrup
March 12th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Juicy fruit gum and human blood. Seriously.
(it was my own blood)
March 14th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Cinnimon twists (From Taco Bell) and nacho cheese.
It’s a lot better than you’d think.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Baby corn and butterscotch pudding. It sounds disgusting, but it has a nice flavor and crunch.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Hot dogs with crunchy peanut butter. I used to own a hot dog shop, and some customers suggested it one day. It took me 2 weeks to build up the courage to try it, and found it was actually really god. I started selling it and the majority of customers who tried it found it worked for them as well. The only stipulation I will point out is this: the hot dog has to be grilled. If you boil it, microwave it, or whatever else you would use, it just doesn’t work. but if you grill a hot dog and put a little bit of crunchy peanut butter on it, you’ll agree. And if you want to take my own variant, try adding some honey on that as well.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Peanut butter and cheese. Any sort of cheese, really.
Don’t knock it ’til you try it.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Peas and pinksauce. <3
May 19th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
My friend had entered a young chef competition in which I’d offered to be her helper. She had to cook a main course and a dessert. She ended up with left overs, and dared me to dip a carrot in cream. Actually not a fantastic mix really.
Hula Hoops and Marmite work well though. It was another dare, we’d sat down at the table with crisps and saw a jar of Marmite in front of us. Technically its not that weird, but thought I’d say it anyway.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm
A peanut butter, jelly, and Flaming Hot Cheetoh sandwich. I call it the napalm sandwich because it’s sticky and it burns.
June 7th, 2008 at 12:17 am
I put scrambled eggs on my hot dogs.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
A havarti, spinach and honey sandwich on Wonder bread
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 am
I’ve had week of late nights thus far trying to make it through, but I jut had to stop and comment for this one.
*hugs TwitchyHug then jumps back to avoid homicidal kitty tendencies*
Yay!! I’m not the only one that likes pickles and whipped cream!
I also had mad cravings for jello and red onions when I was with child.
August 21st, 2008 at 3:12 am
Dear God… And I thought my friend was gross… ///.x
September 6th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
1 cup sour cream
3 bananas, chopped
5-10 spoons of sugar
its good stuff
i can eat almost anything, twitchyhug
Also, i recently got into packaged ramen. not weird, but im used to restaurant home-made stuff. im not asian, if that means anything, im 50% german, 50% mutt, 100 % american against the govt. they’re out to get you.
September 8th, 2008 at 1:13 am
I figured you weren’t Asian. No self-respecting Asian would eat Ramen.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 am
Cream cheese and strawberry jam burritos. Mmmm, good.