March 5th, 2008
#457 - Roller
Nonsense meetings waste a lot of time at places I have worked. Sometimes it seems that the meeting is just for one person to get up in front of us and talk about themselves for an hour. I guess it’s not all bad… I usually get some crazy doodles out of them.
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March 5th, 2008 at 12:09 am
“And if you’ll look at the green section of this pie chart…. Oh my.”
The Duck Has Spoken.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:15 am
That’s when they bring in sheets of paper and put them up to project on.
But seriously, I didn’t realize Biff was a jerk.
The Micah Has Spoken.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Roller, eh? just a coincidence Gary Gygax died yesterday?
Biff’s not a jerk, he’s just…resourceful.
The RFPT Has Typed.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:16 am
It may seem mean, but Biff certainly knows how to manage his time.
The Wiser Guy Has Learned.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:56 am
“As you can clearly see the grass growers alliance, here represented in green, has… already taken over the world. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a dire situation, we need some solution ideas. Biff?”
Halceon
Trample 2/4
March 5th, 2008 at 5:53 am
I may not be at work yet, but I’m taking a creative writing course and have a certain lecturer who is pretty pleased with the fact he’s been published and seems to believe that his way of writing is the only way to write in the entire universe, so I can sympathise with the idea of listening to someone talk about themselves for an hour. X3
And uhh… everyone before me seems to be doing this so…
The JezMM Has Spoken.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:59 am
should have painted the projectors lens instead of the screen.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:03 am
NO! Never harm a projector! I work making sure that they work correctly, and I get upset whenever anyone tries to mess one up. The screen, though, that’s totally cool.
Working A/V gives me the unique opportunity to attend some of the most boring meetings imaginable. However, I do have a beautiful flower made of Gaffer’s tape that was spawned from the depths of boredom while listening to some dude talk about recruitment for my university.
The Plankster has mindlessly followed everyone else like a sheep.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Biff is trying to hide the screen so that no one can find it for the production. He should have used invisibility paint like on his car, instead of painting the screen the same color as the wall.
The person with the Alias “lost260″ has typed into his computer an long and badly grammaticized series of words about the above “Biff” comic that lost260 has just finished reading.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:13 am
I killed it…
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March 5th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Looks like Biff is screening his meetings.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Carol in accounting has a pantsuit
to match that paint exactly. Awesome!
March 5th, 2008 at 8:04 am
I wonder how well a presentation’d show up on a green screen…
Disembodied head time?
The Brett has…hecking spoken.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:07 am
6 theme weeks in a row?
March 5th, 2008 at 8:10 am
@trevor - Has it been that many now?
March 5th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Yup. Definately Business Efficiency week. Remove all the time-wasters and cost-multipliers, and get on with getting things done.
I want to be Biff when I grow up.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Where does Biff work that it allows him to present (or not listen to presentations) in jeans and t-shirts?
March 5th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Come on, Biff! If you don’t let other people show their presentations how will you expect to take over the world? At least, I think that might be Biff’s job. And quite a few people have “spoken”…
Ze Reginald Hast Articulated.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
It’d be cool to see some meeting doodles.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Biff’s not being a jerk if he’s not interrupting a serious presentation like quarter planning or budgeting, or something. Otherwise he’s doing a public service.
The Gobbledegook has gibbered.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
i suppose watching paint dry would be more interesting than the presentation.
Stop copying psychoDucks siggy! its not funny if its been done before!!
thine pieman hast spaken.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Just want to write something that’ll give me an excuse to say:
The Reynard has ranted!
March 5th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
School assemblies.
Mid-year school assemblies.
Mid-year school assemblies to remind the students not to get into fights/text/dress inappropriately.
Mid-year school assemblies to remind the students not to get into fights/text/dress inappropriately and brag about/whine about random things.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
The Trend-Setter Has Spoken.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
haha! i am a biff too, and have only just stumbled across this awesome collection. love it. just read the whole lot.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:11 am
SHOTGUNsniper points out:
The psycotic duck has been saying hes spoken for quite a while now.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Yes, yes he has.
“The Gobbledegook has gibbered.”
Try saying that 5 time fast!
March 7th, 2008 at 1:15 am
well, last time I posted I’d just finished reading all of the biffs. Also, I was the third one I noticed to copy duck boy there. I might not have been, but to me I was. I agree about not copying PsychoDuck, but that just means you have to make up your own one! it’ll be fun! *claps happily*.
So says the nameless one
March 8th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I like the shade of green he’s using.
The commenter has commented.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Now class we will learn colors. Today’s color is blu…uh today’s color has changed to green (and it will forever continue to be).
March 13th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
oh and Gaara has… annoyed the teacher
March 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
@The Commentator - You should’ve said ‘The commentator has commentated’
Hmmm… I don’t really know how to follow the trend…
BTW: my name apparently means ‘Mint’ in Latin, like ‘Minty Fresh’.
April 4th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Why does everyone commenting on this particular comic have a “signature”?
Psymon said naught.
(ah, because it is fun to do once in a while, and easier when everyone else before you has also done so.)