April 10th, 2008
#483 - Slither
I think I’ve already told all of my guitar or snake stories. :p
I wonder if there has ever been a rock start that included snakes in their stage show and then accidentally killed one at the end of a song when they smashed their guitar. My wife tells me that I wonder about a lot of things. 
April 10th, 2008 at 12:03 am
lol I would hate to try to play that um how do you keep it in tune?
April 10th, 2008 at 12:16 am
1/2 -> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/
April 10th, 2008 at 12:18 am
? -> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/20/315-volume/
April 10th, 2008 at 12:31 am
ah recycling. most of the caption, anyways.
i’d like to see a guitar like that.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:32 am
oh and bradsk88 - maybe he integrated the snake dna into his guitar so that the hole me made with his head would heal.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:36 am
snake dna is bad for biff.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:43 am
A real challenge would be to play the snake charmer.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Slither… I just got that. Velvet Revolver rocks!
April 10th, 2008 at 2:17 am
Heh, wonder how it sounds XD
The other part should be this –> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/
April 10th, 2008 at 3:12 am
You should look up a story Alice Cooper told on some chat show once. He had a massive snake around his neck on stage and it did a big snake poo all down the front of him. You know how snakes can go quite a while between eating? Well apparently they can go quite a while without crapping too because it smelled really bad and was everywhere. So Alice’s stage hands, who are dressed as clowns naturally, run on to start clearing it up but it smells so bad they start puking all over the stage. The audience thought it was great.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:18 am
other half is
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/15/246-guitar/
April 10th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Cool. There’s a real guitar that was made under a similar (yet very different) premise, using materials from biology research. It’s not really DNA engineering, but related to guitars and animals. http://www.uoguelph.ca/atguelph/08-02-13/featuresguitar.shtml
April 10th, 2008 at 5:28 am
I hope firday’s has number 44, Invisible. That combined with just about anything would be comedy gold.
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/10/invisible/
April 10th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Ow. I need to get my tooth fixed.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:42 am
“I have had it with these %$# snakes in my %$# guit–”
*Jackson is killed in mid-sentence by the Overused Reference Ninjas*
Anyhoo, great comic as usual. I think that just about any form of DNA is bad for Biff–and hilarious times for us.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Haha I LOVE that! I always
suspected Carlos Santana
of doing something like that.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Seraphine; Calos Santana, or maybe Mark Knopfler.
Anyway, must make for an interesting jam session.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:08 am
*Star
April 10th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Chris…combine THREE comics next time, please?
April 10th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Purple guitar! Even without snake DNA, that’s awesome
April 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
@Trevor - Maybe on the 3rd anniversary… maybe.