Comments on: #504 - Diacetyl http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/ new comics every monday through friday Fri, 16 May 2008 10:37:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: K http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-61207 K Mon, 12 May 2008 22:06:57 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-61207 Essence of Biff: A new cologne for those times when you need to defy the laws of reality. Essence of Biff: A new cologne for those times when you need to defy the laws of reality.

]]> By: steve-o http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-61023 steve-o Sun, 11 May 2008 23:51:38 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-61023 Biff is waiting for a lightning bolt out of a clear sky, both physiccly and metaphoricly. That is so like him. Biff is waiting for a lightning bolt out of a clear sky, both physiccly and metaphoricly. That is so like him.

]]> By: K http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60813 K Sat, 10 May 2008 12:03:13 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60813 There is also, curiously, evidence that the slick waxy stuff they line the inside of the popcorn bags with may be toxic. There is also, curiously, evidence that the slick waxy stuff they line the inside of the popcorn bags with may be toxic.

]]> By: Molnek http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60797 Molnek Sat, 10 May 2008 08:58:15 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60797 I work in a movie theatre, I have literally popped thousands of of pounds of popcorn, did you know that Orville Redenbacher's popcorn is kosher? And ironically enough the agitator that spins the popcorn around is in the shape of a swastika, alas I can no longer smell popcorn unless it is burnt. I work in a movie theatre, I have literally popped thousands of of pounds of popcorn, did you know that Orville Redenbacher’s popcorn is kosher? And ironically enough the agitator that spins the popcorn around is in the shape of a swastika, alas I can no longer smell popcorn unless it is burnt.

]]> By: Metal Matt http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60776 Metal Matt Sat, 10 May 2008 04:22:11 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60776 With the proper physics application I'll bet Biff can find out exactly how much popcorn one bolt of lightning will cook, if he knows the energy it takes to cook one bag. Mmm, science. † Metal Matt † With the proper physics application I’ll bet Biff can find out exactly how much popcorn one bolt of lightning will cook, if he knows the energy it takes to cook one bag.

Mmm, science.

† Metal Matt †

]]> By: no name http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60758 no name Sat, 10 May 2008 01:52:29 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60758 I really don't like the microwave popcorn. The stuff you get in movie theatres is way better, with all the probably artificial butter dumped on. I really don’t like the microwave popcorn. The stuff you get in movie theatres is way better, with all the probably artificial butter dumped on.

]]> By: MaskedMan http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60744 MaskedMan Fri, 09 May 2008 23:04:50 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60744 Biff would like Colorado for his snacking pleasure... Ground lightning strikes were common in Ft. Collins - I saw the horse in hte back paddock nearly get fried. If it hadn't shied at the last possible instant, it'd have been BBQ pony. Another time, a bolt hit the silver maple in our back yard, some twenty feet from the house, whilst I was looking out the window. I was deaf for about a half hour, and all I could see was this magenta bar down the middle of my vision for even longer. Biff would like Colorado for his snacking pleasure… Ground lightning strikes were common in Ft. Collins - I saw the horse in hte back paddock nearly get fried. If it hadn’t shied at the last possible instant, it’d have been BBQ pony.

Another time, a bolt hit the silver maple in our back yard, some twenty feet from the house, whilst I was looking out the window. I was deaf for about a half hour, and all I could see was this magenta bar down the middle of my vision for even longer.

]]> By: Mike http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60741 Mike Fri, 09 May 2008 22:26:03 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60741 I used to love listening to popcorn pop. I never really liked the microwave stuff, so I'd always get my mum to cook some but then never eat it. I used to love listening to popcorn pop. I never really liked the microwave stuff, so I’d always get my mum to cook some but then never eat it.

]]> By: PsychoDuck http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60711 PsychoDuck Fri, 09 May 2008 18:53:56 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60711 <i>“It tastes…lightning-y.”</i> Nice Rattatouille reference :D The Duck Has Spoken. “It tastes…lightning-y.”

Nice Rattatouille reference :D

The Duck Has Spoken.

]]> By: trevor http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/09/504-diacetyl/#comment-60709 trevor Fri, 09 May 2008 18:47:40 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1075#comment-60709 I remember I made popcorn the wrong way once, I decided to microwave again in an uncovered bowl. Luckily, I stopped soon enough. I remember I made popcorn the wrong way once, I decided to microwave again in an uncovered bowl.
Luckily, I stopped soon enough.

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