May 16th, 2008
#509 - Disconnected
We probably all know someone like this. It’s not that you don’t enjoy talking to them, it’s just that they call a lot… and the calls always last a long time… and they have a hard time taking subtle hints that you are busy and need to hang up. “Okay, I gotta go…” (more talking) “Well it was nice talking to you…” (more talking) “Well I better let you go…” If none of this sounds familiar, YOU may be the one that people are trying to escape from.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:12 am
If only I fully owned the house phone…
Man, Biff has got to rack up costs buying new cords.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:12 am
It seems that Biff would have an enormous arsenal of excuses to get off the phone. I mean, what could Biff possibly say to a relative that would not be believable as an excuse, he’s a magnet for absurd incidents.
Then again, looking at the past few comics, with all the different phones Biff has he probably doesn’t mind destroying one.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Heh. I always warn people beforehand that they must NOT wait for me to finish because I never will.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Hmm…if it hasn’t already been said, it seems to be phone week. If it has, then I’ll hush.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Clearly I need to read the old comments before commenting…I’m 3 days late on figuring out phone week…
I’ve been on the recieving end of a non-stop talker. There’s only so many times you can say “I gotta pee” before you hang up…
May 16th, 2008 at 12:51 am
And this is why I always, always, ALWAYS let my mom go to voicemail.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:57 am
I don’t get it, what’s this week’s theme?
On the upside, both of my parents are like this… and my girlfriend… and a lot of my friends…
I gotta give my grandpa credit. he LOVES to hear from me, absolutely loves it, but is satisfied with a call every week or so and doesn’t like to take more than five or ten minutes on the phone. He’s like me. Loves his family, just hates talking on the phone. I love the man.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Um, phone week?
May 16th, 2008 at 1:38 am
My grandparents on my father’s side. Both my boyfriend’s sets of grandparents. One of my aunt’s on my mother’s side. It is all terrible.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Wait, wait, Biff has relatives?
If they’re anything like him, the Biffverse must be a very strange place indeed, with people hanging out on rooftops to cook popcorn with a lightning bolt, or driving invisible green cars around.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:04 am
My aunt. She’s the kind of person who laughs at her own jokes (which aren’t even remotely funny), drops by unannounced at random times, and has an obnoxious, loud, armor-piercing laugh. The only thing more grating on the nerves than that laugh is automatic gunfire.
Actually, I think I’d prefer the latter.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:31 am
I haven’t talked to her in a while, but one of my grand mothers is like that.
Whenever she calls, my dad spares me and my brother the hassle of talking to her.
It’s times like those when I know he really loves me. *rimshot*
May 16th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Josh, we share an aunt! XD
‘tho probably not.
Gawd, this woman called me up once to see if my mum was in, nothing else, and ended up talking at my for 30 minutes.
I’ve forgotten what i did to shut her up, but it was probably someting like shoud “OH MY GODD!” and bash the phone against the wall.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:04 am
I don’t talk on the phone enough to have any knowledge of this… though I say goodbye about 15 times before I hang up. Of course, saying goodbye to my girlfriend in person took me half an hour, and it would’ve taken much longer if my parents hadn’t driven by…
May 16th, 2008 at 3:07 am
I have an interesting way of teling family I need to go,”Yea, you know, I’m realy not interested*hangs up*” May not be nice, but they were mean to me first so meh >.>
May 16th, 2008 at 4:41 am
Be an introvert. It rocks.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Being an introvert is fine, but it makes it even more painful when someone chats your ears off. :p
Biff’s solution is abuot what I need, every time my mother calls.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:24 am
That would be useful.
If only i get any phone calls that last more than 2 minutes…
May 16th, 2008 at 6:40 am
I think everyone here is missing the point.
THERE’S A FAMILY OF BIFFS.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:44 am
my roomate’s mother called (who to this day I have yet to meet) looking for him. He was playing chess and didn’t want to talk to her. I said he wasn’t there, and she talked to me for 45 minutes. My roomate was sitting there laughing at me.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:28 am
I can’t say that I’d ever do that to a family member, but I’ve actually considered cutting my phone line whenever a person calls asking me to talk a “short” survey. I actually did take the “short” survey once. I took me about 50 minutes to finish.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Wait… Biff has relatives?
May 16th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Okay, but what if your phone’s cordless? I guess there’s always the old “You’re breaking up! Sknxxx!” approach.
Oh, and I agree that the thought of Biff’s relatives (Hey, he had to come from SOMEWHERE.) is both fascinating and a little scary.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Initially I found the idea of Biff having relatives to be somewhat disconcerting, but the more I thought about it, the more it grew on me. Imagine the family reunions!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Non-stop talkers can’t comprehend that someone might actually do that. Then take the phone off the hook for 10-15 minutes.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Biff has relatives?
May 16th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Hee, now there’s a quick and decisive decision! Cut those wires, Biff!
May 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
i’m sure your relatives
feel the same way
about you.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I have call waiting, and a great aunt who never, NEVER shuts up. Thankfully, the one saves me from the other. When she starts in, I pull out my cell, call myself, and say, “Oh, I’m sorry! I’ve got a call on the other line. It might be something with work; I have to go!” Works like a charm, except for the one time my cell was dead. That was a three hour marathon call. Literally. (I timed it by playing endless rounds of Tetris online).
May 16th, 2008 at 11:48 am
heh.. I’ve a cordless phone and when the battery starts to die only I can hear the beeping warning. It’s a great excuse, “Hey I’m sorry but I gotta go, the phone battery is dying on me.” And if that doesn’t work you can hang up. As far as they know the battery died.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Alas, I have a cordless.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Do you think Biff gets invited to family reunions?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
urgh. my best friend calls me every day and talks for like four hours. it’s funny cause i just got off the phone w/ her and this comic made me smile :). btw this is my first ever comment, even though i’ve been reading biff for about 2 months now. so hi everyone
May 16th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Wow, everyone likes to talk about hanging up on relative- how rude! . . . And the all the more I can relate to everyone.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I never–maybe rarely–have to hang up on people; and if I call someone else, it lasts five minutes when I have difficulty getting off the line. Although, I know a lonely old lady who calls the house occasionally, but she is always looking for someone else. If you visit, though, she will talk your ear off. Although, I did walk out on a dentist’s appointment once–the appointment was at 8; I had class at 10:30 or 11. We arrived on time. I had to leave after only five minutes sitting in the chair waiting for the exam, it took them that long to call me back.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Biff has relatives?
May 16th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Wow this happened to me just today. Well, not on the phone. My relatives are in town from California and they wouldn’t stop talking.
May 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
The worst is when you say you can’t have a long phone conversation then you guet sucked into a 2 hour talk.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I just finished reading through the archives, WOOT!
No, no, no… Biff lives in a family similar to the Blue Man Group, except they… aren’t… blue. They moved out months out after SOMEONE convinced them all to grow their eyebrows out. (Hint: his name starts with BIF and ends with F)
Anyhow, nice comic, good phoneweek, and I can’t wait to add this to my list of daily webcomics.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Biff has relatives, huh? That’s the strongest indication so far that he’s not the only person in the world. Though we have yet to actually see anyone. . .