Comments on: #517 - Value http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/ new comics every monday through friday Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:38:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Boumama http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-72435 Boumama Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:20:10 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-72435 mmhmm...Like the admin heads in corrections rewriting policies on what actual line officers are supposed to do to manage inmates--when so many of them have obviously never actually worked a yard. Messes up OUR safety, security, and routine, confuses the inmates, which makes them harder to manage--THEN they have the AUDACITY to tell US to be 'consistent' with the inmates... mmhmm…Like the admin heads in corrections rewriting policies on what actual line officers are supposed to do to manage inmates–when so many of them have obviously never actually worked a yard. Messes up OUR safety, security, and routine, confuses the inmates, which makes them harder to manage–THEN they have the AUDACITY to tell US to be ‘consistent’ with the inmates…

]]> By: biggo http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-70625 biggo Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:00:45 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-70625 Sometimes I have the feeling that both Chris and Biff work for the same people I'm working for. Maybe the More Bad Advice people are the same in all the world. @Gobbledegook: you're my hero. Screwing the system with its own screwdriver :-) Sometimes I have the feeling that both Chris and Biff work for the same people I’m working for. Maybe the More Bad Advice people are the same in all the world.
@Gobbledegook: you’re my hero. Screwing the system with its own screwdriver :-)

]]> By: Torg http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-63900 Torg Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:25:34 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-63900 You hear correctly. In fact, they work better than you say. I am immune to bad smells thanks to a pair of ferrets. The rest of my neighborhood was not so well prepared. Skunk Melon actually starts smelling better after two weeks of decomposing. You hear correctly. In fact, they work better than you say. I am immune to bad smells thanks to a pair of ferrets. The rest of my neighborhood was not so well prepared.
Skunk Melon actually starts smelling better after two weeks of decomposing.

]]> By: Siirenias http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-63050 Siirenias Thu, 29 May 2008 05:52:28 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-63050 Skunk Mellon, I hear, is one of those love 'em or hate 'em sorts of things. But I have also heard that not freezing them is a great way to vacate a room/building. Skunk Mellon, I hear, is one of those love ‘em or hate ‘em sorts of things. But I have also heard that not freezing them is a great way to vacate a room/building.

]]> By: Reynard http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-63032 Reynard Thu, 29 May 2008 01:52:11 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-63032 "It’s funny how a bunch of people that you have never really met and have no way of knowing how your job actually works will get together and decide how to change things to make your job more productive." That's why the degree they get is called an "M.B.A." It means "More Bad Advice". “It’s funny how a bunch of people that you have never really met and have no way of knowing how your job actually works will get together and decide how to change things to make your job more productive.”

That’s why the degree they get is called an “M.B.A.” It means “More Bad Advice”.

]]> By: Psymon http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-63009 Psymon Wed, 28 May 2008 22:59:18 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-63009 Could skunk melon be a non-animal replacement for musk in perfumes? Otherwise, it still makes for good prank material. Now I'm curious about the exact properties of skunk melon, e.g. how strong the smell is, how long it lingers, and whether it smells like "musk" or "dead skunk". See, you can still find someone who'll take skunk melon--just so long as they don't have to eat it. Could skunk melon be a non-animal replacement for musk in perfumes? Otherwise, it still makes for good prank material. Now I’m curious about the exact properties of skunk melon, e.g. how strong the smell is, how long it lingers, and whether it smells like “musk” or “dead skunk”.
See, you can still find someone who’ll take skunk melon–just so long as they don’t have to eat it.

]]> By: MaskedMan http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-63004 MaskedMan Wed, 28 May 2008 22:32:30 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-63004 @ no name; It still looks like "Joe Job" week to me - Manning a roadside fruit stand? Pretty menial! Especially a stand that gives away for free fruit that no one wants! @ no name;

It still looks like “Joe Job” week to me - Manning a roadside fruit stand? Pretty menial! Especially a stand that gives away for free fruit that no one wants!

]]> By: Extramrdo http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-63001 Extramrdo Wed, 28 May 2008 21:45:13 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-63001 AWESOMENESS! Hey, it can't be that bad, especially if the clothespin is free. AWESOMENESS!

Hey, it can’t be that bad, especially if the clothespin is free.

]]> By: no name http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-62991 no name Wed, 28 May 2008 19:36:16 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-62991 Wow. Now I can't tell what week it is. Job week? Food Service week? O well. Once again, great comic, Chris. :D Wow. Now I can’t tell what week it is. Job week? Food Service week? O well.

Once again, great comic, Chris. :D

]]> By: MaskedMan http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/05/28/517-value/#comment-62980 MaskedMan Wed, 28 May 2008 17:04:21 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1088#comment-62980 Gobbledegook, sometimes there is justice in the world. I salute you! Gobbledegook, sometimes there is justice in the world. I salute you!

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