June 3rd, 2008
#521 - Sweet
I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.
I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
You have… made up my mind on a temp job.
And does that stuff stay on long enough for Biff to get past the bouncers?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:28 am
biff with hair! its about time…
side note, the title number says “512″ when its supposed to be 521…just an observation.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 am
i tried that once…but it was really hot outside and the cotton candy melted
i suspect it wasnt made right…
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 am
Wonder where he wants to go that he needs a disguise…
also, whoops?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 am
Chris, I worked with a guy who ordered a brand new spray bottle for glass cleaner, then filled it up with blue raspberry Gatorade. Throughout the day, he’d freak out customers by picking up the bottle and spraying some into his mouth…
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 am
Carnival week.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 am
Hope it doesn’t rain else he’ll be discovered!
Pink is definitely his color.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:45 am
I called Carnival Week yesterday.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 am
Just make sure they aren’t real fiberglass insulation =p
My disguise will probably be gone in minutes XD
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:01 am
please don’t get grumpy at me, but I’m having trouble trying to decide whether or not Biff looks better like that. something else to whine at me about: yay for my girlfriend! I’m happy.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:53 am
Evil pink cotton goatee!
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:34 am
I’ve always had mixed feelings about cotton candy as a food item. On the one hand, it’s delicious. But on the other hand, it dissolves and shrinks down, and it’s always so sticky. In my mind, the drawbacks had outweighed the benefits, but Biff’s alternative uses will make me have to reconsider.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:41 am
Yay! Carnival week!
I dig the mohark/stache/goatee combo!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:00 am
@Just Ryan - Fixed!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:31 am
That disguise of his really reminds me of Alpha Trion.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
I think biff looks like a hippie in this comic.
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
iI love reading biff
he makes me laugh
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
Strange… Where is Biff in this one? I can’t find him… And who is that strange looking man with Biff’s eyebrows, Biff’s eyes, Biff’s general body shape, pink mohawk, and pink beard?
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
It’s Biff as Colonel T! “I pity the extra crispy!”
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
This…..
takes….
the cake…..
Oops, I meant cotton candy. I think I have just found my new all-time favorite Biff comic. Way to go Chris!
@ Jon M.: Hilarious! That’s something I really enjoy about this comic. Chris makes an awesome entry, and the viewer’s comments just add to the humor.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
the title may be fixed, but the url still says 512
also, I LOVE BIFF COMICS
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 pm
@Jon M. - H*ll yes! You read my mind.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
That’s the best Biffs looked in 215 comics
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Carnival week???????????????????????????????????????????
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
@random person- were the 42 extra questions marks necessary?
And Chris,
I think that is one of the funniest Biff comics you’ve ever invented. :]
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
hehe… this reminded me of when I dispensed cotton candy for a few hours once when I was covering for a friend at my job during college.
My friend gave me instructions on how to operate the sugar spinning machine and serve the cotton candy, but he never told me about the splatter shield which kept him clean. After two hours I looked like a pink yeti wearing a wooly pink vest. My goatee was twice as long and my eyebrows looked like an old man’s.
The lasting effects were that I got mobbed by a boatload of kids and thier parents who thought I was wearing a funny costume. The sales were so high that a week later my friend’s uniform became a “cotton candy man” costume (pink wig and beard, fuzzy pink vest and pink pants).
I think he’s still mad at me for that.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
LOL so funny. I thought he was in canada at first, because the banner in the background looks like a canadian flag at first glance. Anyway, I love themed weeks. Carnival Week!!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
@Gobbledegook- Haha! That’s awesome, I wish I could’ve seen that!
I love carnivals, but not carnies. Carnies scare me. Last year at the local church fair (basically a carnival, just hosted by the church), a carnie yelled at me for getting on “his” ferries wheel too quickly.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
oh awesome, I echo carnival week, and the approval of it =D
also, yeah, the URL still says 512, Chris. Just letting you know (even though you probably do anyway)!
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Yeah, I would break a bunch of links if I corrected the url. No worries.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
“…eating fiberglass insulation.”
Oh, you too?
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I love the punk rocker mohawk / old man mustache combo.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.
You’re a weird man chris, a weird, awesume man.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
That fiberglass idea doen’t sound half bad…
Maybe next time I’m in Home Depot…
June 16th, 2008 at 11:35 am
I once put a KrazyGlue label on my ChapStick.