#523 - Decibel
June 5th, 2008

#523 - Decibel

At the county fair I liked going around and seeing all the prize winning exhibits. Best chicken, largest pig, brownest cow. The animal awards were always interesting because I would compare the winner with the competition that surrounded it. I could never tell why one of them was supposed to be better. “Well I guess that chicken does have a shinier beak…”

Stumble Biff!

^ 35 Comments...

  1. Matt

    ROFL.

  2. Joe

    heh heh great comic today chris if only you could get pumpkin stereos

  3. geeklord

    I’ve just been inspired to create a messed-up techno-punk boom-box-o-lantern.

    -The Hyphen-

  4. Jack Hollow

    Man……. I would pay A LOT of money for a pumpkin like that……. so awsome.

  5. Lethal Interjection

    Awesome. If only all vegetables came equipped with subwoofers.

  6. PsychoDuck

    If you think that’s awesome, I have a gourd that would BLOW YOUR MIND.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  7. SEA

    A category created just for biff eh? XD

  8. Heinrich

    lol. i think that’s one of the best thing you could do with a pumpkin… except maybe make a pie out of it.

  9. KMakato

    I’ve equipped a pumpkin with a flame thrower before, but THAT takes the cake, err, pie :3

  10. RFPT

    why’s Biff wearing the ribbon? the pumpkin should be.

  11. Chris

    @RFPT - Yeah you could ask that kind of question about a lot of things Biff does. :)

  12. Fred

    @RFPT Biff is the pumpkin O_o

  13. Chivalrybean

    Now you have something to make a plush from to sell in the store.

  14. Chris

    @Chivalrybean - Funny you should say that, it just so happens that today I’m announcing the pre-order for the Biff pumpkin stereo plush!

    Just kidding. :)
    I think a toaster snake plush would sell better.

  15. Widdershins

    Actually, Chris, a pumpkin stereo plush would probably sell better. Why? Because it’s my type of pumpkin!

  16. Jackson

    Forget plushes–a real working pumpkin jambox would sell like hotcakes.

    Put it in the store, Chris. PUT IT IN THE STORE

  17. Batdan

    Does the pumpkin go to 11?

  18. BlueDragon

    what would that pie taste like? and how did he get the speakers in the pumpkin? i don’t see any cut marks.

    You just got BURNED!

  19. Black Spartan

    Maybe the pumpkin is also a radio and biff’s eyebrows are the antennae

  20. AdmiralChaos

    @Batdan - thats probably why Biff won.
    @Blue Dragon - no cut marks eh? well then i guess while we’re on the subject, we can contemplate how Biff integrated snake DNA into his toaster, which is a mechanical object? Biff is… A WIZARD!

  21. Torg

    AdmiralChaos, Biff is not a wizard. He is a diety. He just let Jesus take over so he could stay home and blow stuff up.
    No one in particular, this concept has potential for next Halloween.

  22. No one

    Who came in second?

  23. Seraphine

    pumpkins are cool.
    loud pumpkins rock.

  24. Gato

    Those’d be great on Halloween.

  25. Jayne Squared

    It’s kinda creepy.
    And I kinda want one. :]

  26. PsychoDuck

    @ Fred: My thoughts exactly. Biff’s actually leaning against the second place winner.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  27. Julie

    This one is really funny. You gotta check this out. http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/steps1.htm
    If it doesn’t come up search for pumpkin computer.

  28. random person

    That is the perfect halloween decoration. Can I have it, Halloween is my birthday. Really, it is.
    PPPPPPPPP LLLLLLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEEE

  29. dragonbrad

    i won second place, mine was only 50 thousand decibals

  30. No one

    Curse you! I came in third!

  31. Rayza_Black

    ITS SO TRUE!

  32. Beekiller-Johanna from Finland

    Wow, that’s one “smashing” pumpkin. ;-P

  33. Torg

    BOO!

  34. Torg

    And I mean that in a deragotory way, not trying to surprise anyone.

  35. Haywire

    Now THAT’S a jack-o-lantern.

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