June 5th, 2008
#523 - Decibel
At the county fair I liked going around and seeing all the prize winning exhibits. Best chicken, largest pig, brownest cow. The animal awards were always interesting because I would compare the winner with the competition that surrounded it. I could never tell why one of them was supposed to be better. “Well I guess that chicken does have a shinier beak…”










June 5th, 2008 at 12:02 am
ROFL.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:05 am
heh heh great comic today chris if only you could get pumpkin stereos
June 5th, 2008 at 12:37 am
I’ve just been inspired to create a messed-up techno-punk boom-box-o-lantern.
-The Hyphen-
June 5th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Man……. I would pay A LOT of money for a pumpkin like that……. so awsome.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Awesome. If only all vegetables came equipped with subwoofers.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:13 am
If you think that’s awesome, I have a gourd that would BLOW YOUR MIND.
The Duck Has Spoken.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:30 am
A category created just for biff eh? XD
June 5th, 2008 at 1:36 am
lol. i think that’s one of the best thing you could do with a pumpkin… except maybe make a pie out of it.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:23 am
I’ve equipped a pumpkin with a flame thrower before, but THAT takes the cake, err, pie :3
June 5th, 2008 at 2:50 am
why’s Biff wearing the ribbon? the pumpkin should be.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:56 am
@RFPT - Yeah you could ask that kind of question about a lot of things Biff does.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:27 am
@RFPT Biff is the pumpkin O_o
June 5th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Now you have something to make a plush from to sell in the store.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:26 am
@Chivalrybean - Funny you should say that, it just so happens that today I’m announcing the pre-order for the Biff pumpkin stereo plush!
Just kidding.
I think a toaster snake plush would sell better.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Actually, Chris, a pumpkin stereo plush would probably sell better. Why? Because it’s my type of pumpkin!
June 5th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Forget plushes–a real working pumpkin jambox would sell like hotcakes.
Put it in the store, Chris. PUT IT IN THE STORE
June 5th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Does the pumpkin go to 11?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:19 am
what would that pie taste like? and how did he get the speakers in the pumpkin? i don’t see any cut marks.
You just got BURNED!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Maybe the pumpkin is also a radio and biff’s eyebrows are the antennae
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 am
@Batdan - thats probably why Biff won.
@Blue Dragon - no cut marks eh? well then i guess while we’re on the subject, we can contemplate how Biff integrated snake DNA into his toaster, which is a mechanical object? Biff is… A WIZARD!
June 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
AdmiralChaos, Biff is not a wizard. He is a diety. He just let Jesus take over so he could stay home and blow stuff up.
No one in particular, this concept has potential for next Halloween.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Who came in second?
June 5th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
pumpkins are cool.
loud pumpkins rock.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Those’d be great on Halloween.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
It’s kinda creepy.
And I kinda want one. :]
June 5th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@ Fred: My thoughts exactly. Biff’s actually leaning against the second place winner.
The Duck Has Spoken.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
This one is really funny. You gotta check this out. http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/steps1.htm
If it doesn’t come up search for pumpkin computer.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
That is the perfect halloween decoration. Can I have it, Halloween is my birthday. Really, it is.
PPPPPPPPP LLLLLLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEEE
June 5th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
i won second place, mine was only 50 thousand decibals
June 5th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Curse you! I came in third!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:08 am
ITS SO TRUE!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Wow, that’s one “smashing” pumpkin. ;-P
June 6th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
BOO!
June 6th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
And I mean that in a deragotory way, not trying to surprise anyone.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Now THAT’S a jack-o-lantern.
September 13th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Biff is out of his gourd with excitement.