June 25th, 2008
#537 - Linea alba
When I was a kid I could do the splits fairly easily. Now that I’m older I’m about as flexible as I need to be to sit in a chair for 18 hours a day.
When I was a kid I could do the splits fairly easily. Now that I’m older I’m about as flexible as I need to be to sit in a chair for 18 hours a day.
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June 25th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Exercise Week it is. This being Biff, the misapplication part is assumed.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:11 am
I barley stretch before I work out. Is biff working out so he can be a bad enough dude to save the president?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:18 am
I bet that’s how he survives his frequent body severings. He exercises so he can regenerate? I don’t know - but wouldn’t it be funny if that was a helium tank and he started squeaking like a mouse before floating to the ceiling?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:19 am
When I bend over I can touch my knees, does that count?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:27 am
@FSOneblin: Which president are we talking about? It makes a BIG difference.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I love a man in sweat pants.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:49 am
@3davideo
Ronald Reagan. He has been kidnapped by ninjas!
Don’t Panic: FSOneblin
June 25th, 2008 at 1:18 am
What’s with the title? I’ll have to Google it. You have some obscure titles, Chris.
(Ah, so it’s part of the abdomen.)
June 25th, 2008 at 1:41 am
He looks like me after a lot of pizza, haha.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Way this is going,in a few days,it’ll be called “The Book of Buff”…
June 25th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Well, now.
THAT is a different approach to stretching!
June 25th, 2008 at 6:52 am
You guys are cracking me up!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:34 am
yeah - @chris - reading the comments can be almost as amusing as reading the comic.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:34 am
almost. (:
June 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I love stretching
and making faces.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I had a “Biff Moment” at the Office Depot last night while walking by the packing supplies. I wondered what trouble Biff would get into surrounded by all that bubble wrap and what the quirky caption might be.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
WWBD?
June 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Be careful not to pop it. Messy stuffs I tells ya.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
it IS Biff with Striped Pants Week! Yay!
June 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“Linea Alba”
Is he any relation to Jessica?
June 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I can still frighten people with flexibility. My Judo teacher told me I should not be able to bend my knee that way. My entire aerobics class, made entirely of females and me (it was water aerobics I did it for the pool time), told me they did not have the flexibilty to put their feet behind their head. And those are my Basic stretches.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I have zero flexibility, always have… I’m really tall, maybe thats the reason? lol
June 25th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
isn’t ‘linea alba’ a line u get from when you are pregnant?
June 25th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I can bend my elbows about 20 degrees in the wrong direction.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:59 am
Really tall like what? I’m 6′2″.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:02 am
6′3″… I know its not really the height, but that is the “nice” explanation people give me, as to why I’m not flexible.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
what does Biff’s voice sound like?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:16 am
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!