Comments on: #539 - Sternocleidomastoid

By: Amake

Amake — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:51:29 +0000

I visited a cousin once, and he was vacuuming with headphones and didn’t hear me coming. So he turned around and saw me and literally jumped a foot up and collapsed on the bed behind him. The most I’ve scared someone and I didn’t even try. . .

Unlike that time a friend was home alone on a dark winter night playing DOOM on the Playstation. I saw him through the window when I came on my surprise visit, and crawled in through the dog tunnel and sneaked up and stood behind him silently. Waiting.

I didn’t have to wait long. If you know Doom, there’s a lot of places where monsters jump out behind you, so I waited for one of those and then I put a hand on his shoulder and growled.

We’re still best friends.

By: GW Crawford

GW Crawford — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:28:30 +0000

I was living at a friend’s. In order to avoid us ‘accidentally’ taking each other’s groceries, they gave me my own cupboard
There were 4 cupboards, two above and two below. The lower left was mine. The problem is that the upper left tended to silently swing open when you opened the lower.
I was looking for a can of soup or somesuch from the second lowest shelf and found it, ironically enough. Which is when I stood up quickly. Right into the now fully open upper left door edge. The next thing I knew I was leaning against the cabinets on the opposite side of the kitchen, blood gently trickling down my head, the upper left cupboard door was off the bottom hinge and my friend;’s cat was looking at me like ‘what did you do that for?’
After a few moments the world stopped pulsing and I was able to get to my feet.

By: trevor

trevor — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:03:11 +0000

I only just now noticed that one of the fan blades is broken.

By: Halo ChIef

Halo ChIef — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:05:01 +0000

@ Joe: I have a cool scar too. Iwas riding my electric scooter & I ran over 2 potholes and I went flying off. I skidded for about 20 feet on my head & my scooter kept going. i scraped up my arms & legs but I was wearing a helmet so no head damage unlike a certain large-eyebrowed friend we all know & are disturbed by.

By: Jay Carr

Jay Carr — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:17:51 +0000

@Wasabi

I just want to know why you are testing the strength of your concrete walls by punching them.

By: x__wasabi

x__wasabi — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:31:35 +0000

If that were to happen in my house, she would just be crying, with a bleeding head. My walls are made of concrete. I think. They’re pretty hard. I can’t punch through them, no matter how hard I try. Yet, they’re not very sound proof..

By: Haywire

Haywire — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:56:55 +0000

Also, it would probably be wise to put your trampoline outside.

By: Micah

Micah — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:23:59 +0000

I’m sorry, I’ve made several comments to this one, but I promise this is my last!

Sternocleidomastoid is a neck muscle.

By: BlueKitsune

BlueKitsune — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:35:32 +0000

I remember two things! Once time I was at home and I wanted to show off how fast I could run so I took off in a dead sprint down the hall at which point I tripped and ran head first square into a door jam at full speed. The second thing I remember was I was being bounced into the air on a full size trap and they got me so high into the air I lost my mid air balance and I landed face first right on the springs! I barely remember that night beyond having really noticeable spring marks across my face XD

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:43:10 +0000

greatcomic punched myself in the head 2 weeks ago then when i was 4 or 5 smacked the corner of my eye on concrete steps luckily not blind but have a nice scar