July 18th, 2008
#554 - Famished
When I was a kid we came home one day to find that the dog had trashed the house chewing up slippers and such. It was very unlike her. Turns out we forgot to feed her before we went out for the day. Apparently that kind of a thing will make a dog lose her mind.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:11 am
d00d i wanna know where biff gets some of his pets
July 18th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Just be glad the food processor was well fed!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:31 am
That toaster…. Curse its insanity. Wait. I forget how the toaster became alive. can anyone give me the number of it or something?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Is this the snake/toaster?
July 18th, 2008 at 1:17 am
no, its the dog toaster…i’ve never seen a snake toaster do that kind of damage…
July 18th, 2008 at 2:40 am
National Geographic’s Wild World of Kitchen Appliances
July 18th, 2008 at 3:15 am
Our dog does that all the time. If we leave for the day, there’s about a 70% chance that, when we come home, she’ll have rifled through the garbage and strewn it across the kitchen and living room. What’s weird is we feed her at 7pm every day, and even on days when we leave, then come back before feeding time, she’ll still go through the garbage. We’ve basically gotten into the habit of either taking out the garbage before we leave, or putting it on the counter or somewhere she won’t be able to reach.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:22 am
My iguana went berserk on the houseplants one day she had no food. She didn’t eat any but she ripped them apart, tore them from the pots and ate a liberal amount of dirt. Iguanas like the taste of dirt. When I came home she was in a hole she had dug in one of the now vacant pots.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Yay, I made it! Started reading the archives four days ago and just broke through!
Busted up several times through… Jacket Repair… wow.
Adding this to list of regular reads; keep up the odd work!
July 18th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Looks like Biff’s living room…is toast.
Sorry, I can’t resist a good pun. Unfortunately I can’t resist the bad ones either.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am
My favorite part is the toaster’s little bed!
One time I had a dog who made me a sort of sculpture out of potatoes while I was at work. I walked in the door, and right there was this carefully stacked pile of potatoes, each one with a single set of teeth marks in it, from where he had carried it from the pantry to the front door.
And Draco: All of my trash cans have some kind of secure lid. Most are the foot-pedal kind, turned so that the dog is unlikely to accidentally step on it (and besides they snap closed as soon as pressure is off the pedal). My current dog is otherwise great; she just likes to root through ALL trash cans — kitchen, bathroom, office, wherever.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:03 am
What does one feed a toaster anyway?
July 18th, 2008 at 9:07 am
That’s so cool. A dog making a potato sculpture.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Uhm, toast? It will give it back unless it’s hungry… most toasters are rather modest …
July 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Lol. I love Biff’s expression. So… distressed.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am
WAIT A MINUTE! BIFF HAS A JOB?!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:37 am
@no name - Sure, there are lots of Biff at work comics. The last week of May was all work comics.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Welcome, BlueKnot!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Didn’t Biff mix snake DNA in the toaster in one of the comics?
July 18th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Do the toaster and the breader get along?
July 18th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Kinda sorta a new reader, I been a followin!! Biff is total awesomeness. He seems to be so brilliant that common sense is meaningless and bizarre genius is key. Heheheh overall he is a funny strange fellow.
More strange than anything….
yes, strange….
But I loves it!
July 18th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
YES! RETURN OF THE TOASTER!!!!
Thank you Chris! I’ve been asking for this on the forums for AGES.
WOOHOOO!
*feeds toaster*
July 18th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Yep, them toasters get *MEAN* if you don’t feed ‘em regularly…
July 18th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
there is nothing I can say,just nothing.
July 18th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I just read the entire archive of biff comics in one day. Not one sitting, mind you, but one day. I had followed them up to about 200 or so, but today i decided to go and read them all from the beginning.It was quite amusing. I have this now to add to a list of comics that I have to check on a daily basis, but it like this one so I supose that it won’t be TOO tedious.
July 18th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Hey welcome all the new readers!
July 18th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Does his breader get hungry too?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Great comic, found it recently and cant remember the last time Ive laughed so much. Just wondering if youve ever considered adding a random comic button, seems like it might fit the style of the strip?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
@EvilRay - Thanks! There should be a random comic button at the top of the right-hand column. Just above the search box. I use it myself sometimes.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Among the best Biffs to date!
July 20th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
At least it didn’t piddle on the rug.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Ahem.
I believe you feed a toaster BREAD.
Saying you feed it toast is like saying you feed a person…you know…
July 21st, 2008 at 12:01 am
The toaster has to warm up his food with himself, convient eh?
July 26th, 2008 at 6:56 am
I love this one.
Generally made me me lol.