July 21st, 2008
#555 - Bifurcation
I think my biggest laundry mishap involved a tube of lip balm. My favorite shirt at the time came out of the dryer with permanent dark cherry flavored grease spots. That would be an interesting way to get revenge on your nemesis. Break into his house and toss a tube of lip balm into the dryer. The next time you meet in battle you can poke fun at his spotted jumpsuit.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:18 am
Long-time reader, first-time poster, just wanted to say how awesome the Book of Biff is.
So yeah… It’s pretty damn awesome.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:19 am
HAHAHAHA! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT!
July 21st, 2008 at 12:37 am
That’s a great idea!
Before the next time I battle my archrival, I’m putting cherry lip balm in his washer and blueberry lip balm in his dryer.
He deserves it. Really.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:39 am
Theoretically, Biff doesn’t need the backs to any of his clothes. I’ve never seen his back. He could be naked on that side, if they aren’t out of the dryer yet…
July 21st, 2008 at 12:55 am
…I don’t think there will ever be a moment where anything Biff does makes sense. Then again, he is Biff, and he has proven he doesn’t have to. Jus how he is yo.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:55 am
I’ve done that before, with the chapstick. But since my favorite shirts were in there, I was determined to find a way to get the wax out. Turns out if you use that orange goo gone stuff it will get the wax out nicely.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:14 am
biff’s pants have been getting steadily higher and higher.
also he seems kinda fat now. just me or are other people noticing this?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:41 am
I always find it most annoying when I leave tissues in my pockets all my clothes come out of the washer looking as though they are covered in lint.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:44 am
what… article of clothing Is that?
July 21st, 2008 at 2:26 am
I think it’s a shirt.
July 21st, 2008 at 5:05 am
When I accidentally leave lip balm in a pocket it doesn’t cause any untoward stains. It just goes all flaky and dry and I can’t use it anymore, which makes me make a very sad face. I’ve almost left my phone in my pocket about a thousand times, but rescued it at the last second. I don’t think it’d appreciate being put in the washing machine.
July 21st, 2008 at 5:08 am
One time, I put a large number of rubber insects and reptiles into a dirty pair of pants. Mother was supposed to notice and think it ever so funny and clever. She didn’t notice.
Poor little guys…
July 21st, 2008 at 5:48 am
I lost an entire load of Whites - Naval Uniforms - to some idiot who’d used the public washing machine to dye something red. All my Whites were pink. THAT won’t pass muster!
July 21st, 2008 at 7:03 am
If you get anything wax-like into an article of clothing (I’ve had candle wax spill on my pants after knocking into the candle while dancing), you can put a paper towel over the area, and then put a warm iron over that. The iron melts the wax, which then via capillary action leeches onto the paper towel. It works pretty darn well.
July 21st, 2008 at 7:58 am
Wait..wait…
WAIT!
Why is wasabi before me? I remember looking at the comments before and don’t remember him being there.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:37 am
I hate it when clothes stick together, or worse, hide inside the sheets.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Is he tearing the shirt in half or something?
July 21st, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@Tygre: Aaaah! Yes! RAAGH!
@trevor’s first comment: YAH IT’S SODDAMN FUNNEH!!!11!
@C. Hallbeck: Eewww, bugs eww. I *love* it when they do that and get into food, they’re so delicious and crunchy ;).
July 21st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
@qskecksget (if that is your real name) Yeah, he’s tearing the shirt in half… I guess I didn’t draw that very well?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:35 pm
i know there *has*
to be a joke somewhere
about guys in their
spotted/stained
prison jumpsuits.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
my biggest laundry mistake involved a once-full package of big red.
my clothes smelled like cinnamon for weeks.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
I loved my friend’s comment upon seeing this:
“Well, they could get mixed!”
very nice, Chris!
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
@Chris: To me, it looks like he’s pulling something out of the shirt, like removing the inside from the outside or something of the sort. If the caption wasn’t there, that’s what I’d think he was doing.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
@Tygre I thought he was looking more… buff…
July 24th, 2008 at 12:48 am
I washed a tube of strawberry chapstick once, and my laundry didn’t get spotted, it just smelled like strawberries. I thought it was kind of nice
September 5th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
My dad isn’t allowed to do laundry anymore because of a mishap close to MaskedMan’s. Though, instead of dye, it was a brand new red shirt.
My husband can’t figure out how to use any washing machine other than the one at his mom’s house. It hasn’t been too long since we moved, so I’m not worried…yet.