August 26th, 2008
#576 - Hynek
I’m not sure if I’m just really tired or what but… I think I’m actually going to try this. This means something. This is important.
I’m not sure if I’m just really tired or what but… I think I’m actually going to try this. This means something. This is important.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Sounds like I’d have to try it some time O_o
Also, CHOCOLATE WEEK!
August 26th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Someone is SO gonna do this, they already did bacon ice-cream at three panel soul
August 26th, 2008 at 12:09 am
I’m not allowed to drink chocolate milk. Last time I did I caused some sort of disaster at Chernobyl. They covered up for me claiming it was a nuclear plant meltdown or something…
August 26th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Mmmm, i can imagine how good it taste =p
Chocolate week, sweet! XD
August 26th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Hmm doesn’t sound too bad. I mean you already mix milk into them to make them creamier, why not some chocolate too!
They put chocolate in the fanciest things!
Biff has exquisite tastes!!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Alright chocolate mashed potatoes is interesting, never thought of that before, but I can’t imagine it being too tasty.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Somebody’s been watch “Close Encounters of the Third Kind,” by the looks of it.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:17 am
I used to pour Chocolate milk on my mashed potatoes instead of gravy in middle school. Tastes a lot better to me.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:20 am
it’s the same mashed potatoes Devils Tower. You must have really liked that part of Close encounters of the third kind, because it keeps coming back to biff.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Reminds me of chocolate covered pretzels.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Again with that reference. lol. Chocolate + potato actually sounds kind of gross, and I think my mother would kill me if I dumped cocoa powder into her mashed potatoes. Maybe into a little bowl!
August 26th, 2008 at 2:15 am
@Heatherface: I don’t know. I used to go to Wendy’s and dip my French Fries in my Frosty. It was actually pretty good. A nice blend of sweet and salty.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:29 am
@LazerWulf: Yep, done that myself, and I know a couple of friends who also enjoyed their Frosty Fries
so… chocolate milk mashed potato might not be too bad 
August 26th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Yeah I love dipping french fries in soft serve or frosties.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:40 am
Well, I can be sure that he has some pretty unique tastes…
August 26th, 2008 at 4:35 am
Hmm… I might try that sometime… When my mother isn’t around.
I usually eat my spenach pancakes with butter, because I don’t care for lingonberry jam but once I tried them with strawberry jam. I liked it, but my mother can’t stand the idea.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:11 am
The closest thing I have to this is that I ussualy put evrey drink in one cup at fast food restraunts.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:11 am
-gag-
I like fries in a shake but that’s different.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:26 am
@starseedjenny - doesn’t sound very different.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:40 am
pbth
is too
August 26th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I can imagine that texture-wise, it wouldn’t be great, just sort of lumpy chocolate. That’s why I like frosty fries. Distinct salty and sweet elements.
But chocolate added to other dishes is often very delicious, so I remain undecided. If anybody gets creative/stoned, let us know how chocopotatoes(TM) works out.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:37 am
You quoted UHF!!! It’s been a while since someone did that. It was much appreciated.
Also, I’ve got to try that food.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:57 am
First comment!
the irony is thick.. Today I made chocolate oatmeal.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Chocolate week~
[Insert bad parody of Chocolate rain here].
That is all.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:09 am
The idea is reasonable, but beware the texture. Mashed potatoes are way different than french fries in ice cream. I’m lactose intolerant, and one time I made mashed potatoes with vanilla soy milk instead of lactose-free milk… It was very disgusting. It was like salty marshmallows except with the consistency of a warm slushie.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Chocolate-covered bacon is the new “delicacy” in Minnesota right now.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Hey Chris, once again you catch my geeky fiance and myself completely off guard with another Close Encounters joke! Love the comic, as always!
August 26th, 2008 at 10:05 am
@roy_vf1s - Glad to be of service.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am
@LazerWulf:
I used to do that all the time! I had completely forgotten about it actually.
Hmm, maybe the chocolate mashed potatoes aren’t such a bad idea…
August 26th, 2008 at 11:57 am
OK, if I could unfairly declare potatoes Irish and chocolate Mayan, what’s next? Corned beef and corn?… actually that sounds pretty good. Analogy over: fusion cuisine wins!
August 26th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Chocolate Week!!! I love chocolate. Especially chocolate fudge.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Heh, good one.
Me and a friend found this site, and we spent the next few hours scanning through the archive, laughing and deciding which of Biff’s ideas we gotta try out. This would be one of those.
It can’t possibly be worse than highly alcoholic kefir. Yes, we’ve tried that.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Wow, two of the greatest foods combined!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
In the same vein as french fries and milk shake, I eat ice cream with baked lays. Weirds people out to hear me crunching my ice cream. Chocolate milk mashed potatoes doesn’t sound very appetizing, but I don’t declare any fusion “gross” before I get a chance to try it, because enough of them sound like they wouldn’t taste very good until you do try them.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I’ve come up with one combination that sounds really gross but is actually really good…
Mixing Bacon with Mac n’ Cheese.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@Andore Mordre - Who told you that sounded gross? Sounds tasty to me.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Mmmm… mac n cheese with bacon does sound good… on top of my chocopotatoes(tm - MindoverMattR)… maybe with some sour cream and chives to top it all off… getting hungry now…
August 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
bacon and mac and cheese is good try sausages instead of bacon tastes really good
August 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Mm-mmm, tasteh.
I might try that sometime, just out of curiosity.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
i have discovered starwberry sauce and mashed potatoes taste kinda like cheese cake……mmmmm cheese cake
August 26th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
My mom used to cut up hotdogs and put them in our mac n cheese. I guess that’s not exactly sausage but kinda close (I can’t believe I just compared hot dogs with sausage, what would my cooking instructor say.) I’m not sure I will try the chocopotatoes ™ mainly because I’m not a big chocolate milk guy but I’ve already done the frosty-fries and chipped-icecream. Very tasty.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Well, I’ve had macaroni and cheese with ham, so I suppose the bacon probably wouldn’t be too bad.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
This is my kind of week.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Some people like to just say “Ew that’s gross” because they haven’t seen it made before…freaking bizarre.
I WILL MAKE A TOP-RAMEN-NOODLE-WITH-PEPPERONI-CHEESE-AND-SOUR-CREAM MONSTROSITY IF I WANT TO.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
and steak on the side just for fun
August 26th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Just don’t put any savory style spices (garlic etc.) and it could be grand! Yes i said grand, b/c i wanted to that’s why.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Actually, starseedjenny, Ramen with pepperoni is quite good.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
@starseedjenny
O.O THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS
August 27th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Chris:@Andore Mordre - Who told you that sounded gross? Sounds tasty to me.
I agree with that statement!
Also, I like to put bacon on hotdogs.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Wow. Yeah. I’m going to try that sometime. I’ll post pics.
Another interesting combanation: Go to Taco Bell, get some nachos and cinnamon twists, and dip the twists in the cheese. Delicous.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Have you ever tried kashi and ketchup? It’s awesome!
August 29th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Oh My God! I did this years ago when we ran out of white milk and only had chocolate. They were those instant potatoes. It doesn’t taste much different, the only thing that changes is the colour.
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Chocopotatoes (TM)!! Yum. I actually made these by accident once…grabbed the wrong milk carton. I decided to make the best of it and added 1/2 tsp of Dutch cocoa. They were quite tasty.
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Was that a reference to 6×9 College?