September 5th, 2008
#584 - Cavanaugh
Today is my dear friend Ali’s birthday and today’s comic is my gift to her. She is one of Biff’s earliest fans. Since we went to art school together she is one of only a few people that received a complete set of the original Biff mini-comics I made back then. Wish Ali a happy birthday and then go to her website to see her amazing and inspirational paintings (and you may even get a little extra enjoyment out of today’s comic.)










September 5th, 2008 at 12:08 am
i hypnotiesed myself once, screamed every time i went to the toilet.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:19 am
That website is pretty neat! Happy birthday Ali!
The comic is a good reference: I didn’t really understand it until I went to the site, though.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Happy birthday Ali from a random stranger =p
No, hypnotism on oneself is not good. >=(
September 5th, 2008 at 12:44 am
How’s he gonna get himself out of that? Happy birthday to your friend!
September 5th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Merry Birth-mas ali!
September 5th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Your friend’s art is pretty awesome. Thanks for sharing it.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:43 am
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
(Oh god I couldn’t resist)
September 5th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Looks like Biff is being attacked by two Coral Snake hand puppets.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:13 am
oh hai!
it’s my birthday today too!
What fun it is to share a birthday. Happy Birthday Ali!
September 5th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Oh no, biff watch out!! I bet he’s gonna try and escape by having both his arms kill eachother or something
September 5th, 2008 at 6:15 am
For some reason this comic terrifies me
September 5th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Happy birthday Ali!
September 5th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Heheheheee… I like this one
September 5th, 2008 at 8:24 am
@Cris,
Coral snakes are red yellow and black.
Just thought I might point that out.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:57 am
I couldn’t help but be reminded of Penny Arcade by this comic.
Biff, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS. I AM ASKING YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION ABOUT THE LOCATION AND CURRENT STATUS OF YOUR PANTS.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am
[…] good friend and comic artist Chris Hallbeck draws daily comics at The Book of Biff dot com. This was his birthday gift to me today. I love it! Thank you, […]
September 5th, 2008 at 11:59 am
A tribute to a woman of magical… ? (loss for a word)
It looks like a fine birthday gift to me.
@ Kaikuro: Maybe they cross-bred with peppermint snakes.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
@Kaikuro,
Now, can you tell the difference between a Coral Snake and a Milk Snake?
Coral Snakes have the pattern Red, Yellow, Black, Yellow, Red.
While Milk snakes have the pattern Red, Black, Yellow, Black, Red.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Oh, and milk snakes are harmless.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@ Andore Mordre
red next to black: a friend of jack
red next to yellow: killed the poor fellow
Does hypnotism wear off or will Biff still be a ‘graceful melody’ next week?
September 5th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Dear Chris,
Thank you for reminding me of a time and a place and a girl who one day, inspired by words carved in stone on the side of the Auditorium Building, added her own to a well scribbled-up fire exit door.
Like your variation on a theme, her list ended with a word that topped them all: “Lincoln, Shakespeare, Mozart… LIFE!”
And thank you for hosting my message in a bottle.
I think Jim Croce will be my soundtrack for today.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@Andre
I knew someone would say that XD
milk snakes= cute
September 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
happy birthday, Ali.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
@Kaikuro and Hogan:
Heh, I work at a pet store, and we sell the occasional milk snake, so we have to explain that to almost everyone who looks into that corner of the snake room. (Rhyme included) Not only are they harmless, but they’re friendly, too!
September 5th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Kaikuro: “milk snakes= cute”
Peaceful, enlightened, genetically-enhanced baby cobras = even cuter
September 5th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I’m surprised he didn’t have them on his eyebrows
September 5th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Im surprised hes not getting strangled by them yet.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
… wut?