#634 – Static
November 14th, 2008

#634 – Static

Sometimes the rules aren’t very clear and you make some logical assumptions that turn out to be wrong. For example, you have to pay for every candy bar you take from the grocery store. Even the ones that are already in your stomach.

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  1. Daniel

    that is too true XD Does biff also have to have his lights turned off in the library?

  2. MadDavid

    D’oh. Those sticklers get you with the candy bars in your stomach.

  3. Torg

    I would pay to watch the conversation between Biff and the librarian.

  4. TomTom

    Biff has upgraded from the cardboard box, I see.

  5. Mad Mule

    biff doesn’t has a gas bill he was a glass bill
    ooops bad pun i think

  6. Rargrape

    I don’t know any kid who, at some point, hasn’t at least thought that maybe if you ate the candy first, you wouldn’t have to pay for it.

    I still think that way sometimes, but that’s mostly because I’m a starving student. Then the idea of having to, *at the very least*, have to pay more than the item on a fine, at the very most jail time, and then the thought is gone.

    I’d be the worst getting arrested.

  7. RG

    Confiscation of driver’s license again for Biff?

  8. MaskedMan

    He should have been driving the invisible green car – Then the librarian wouldn’t have been able to see from whence came the music.

  9. Mr. Pickles

    Please, PLEASE tell me Biff drives an orange Pontiac Vibe. I’ve always wanted something in common with a comic character and, sadly, radioactive spiders are a little thin on the ground.

  10. Chris

    @Mr. Pickles – For this comic, he does indeed.

  11. no name

    I GOTTA TRY THAT!

  12. Genesismonk

    Personally, I quite enjoy the notion of Biff driving his invisible Green car through the wall of the library. Go ahead, picture it and try not to laugh.

  13. Asua

    …For someone who works at a library, I can tell you, some parts of the library are not quiet. The exact opposite actually. I guess it’s because I work in the ‘Youth Services’ part, but still. No offense to anyone out there, but some people need to be able to contain their children, or not leave their 5 year old alone in places. Especially in a library. Some of the people around there are creepy.

  14. Vicky

    Where’s the invisible green car gone???

  15. speearr

    Hey, Biff’s car from the Piano Recital makes another appearance! Hooray for continuity….!

    The lights look a bit different though.

  16. Marcel

    Nice car design!

  17. am not

    was this a “large window in frame” week?

  18. FuNx

    BIFF DRIVES A VIBE and so do I. We should hang out some time.

    Or it’s a matrix which is totally not as cool.

  19. brent

    “Sometimes the rules aren’t very clear and you make some logical assumptions that turn out to be wrong.”

    this quote reminds me of a thought i have at least once a day, it is : if the sign on the school door says no concealed weapons am i allowed to bring in an unconcealed one??? such as a minigun?

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