November 14th, 2008
#634 – Static
Sometimes the rules aren’t very clear and you make some logical assumptions that turn out to be wrong. For example, you have to pay for every candy bar you take from the grocery store. Even the ones that are already in your stomach.
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:03 am
that is too true XD Does biff also have to have his lights turned off in the library?
November 14th, 2008 at 12:09 am
D’oh. Those sticklers get you with the candy bars in your stomach.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I would pay to watch the conversation between Biff and the librarian.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Biff has upgraded from the cardboard box, I see.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:39 am
biff doesn’t has a gas bill he was a glass bill
ooops bad pun i think
November 14th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I don’t know any kid who, at some point, hasn’t at least thought that maybe if you ate the candy first, you wouldn’t have to pay for it.
I still think that way sometimes, but that’s mostly because I’m a starving student. Then the idea of having to, *at the very least*, have to pay more than the item on a fine, at the very most jail time, and then the thought is gone.
I’d be the worst getting arrested.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Confiscation of driver’s license again for Biff?
November 14th, 2008 at 5:02 am
He should have been driving the invisible green car – Then the librarian wouldn’t have been able to see from whence came the music.
November 14th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Please, PLEASE tell me Biff drives an orange Pontiac Vibe. I’ve always wanted something in common with a comic character and, sadly, radioactive spiders are a little thin on the ground.
November 14th, 2008 at 8:49 am
@Mr. Pickles – For this comic, he does indeed.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I GOTTA TRY THAT!
November 15th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Personally, I quite enjoy the notion of Biff driving his invisible Green car through the wall of the library. Go ahead, picture it and try not to laugh.
November 15th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
…For someone who works at a library, I can tell you, some parts of the library are not quiet. The exact opposite actually. I guess it’s because I work in the ‘Youth Services’ part, but still. No offense to anyone out there, but some people need to be able to contain their children, or not leave their 5 year old alone in places. Especially in a library. Some of the people around there are creepy.
November 16th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Where’s the invisible green car gone???
November 16th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Hey, Biff’s car from the Piano Recital makes another appearance! Hooray for continuity….!
The lights look a bit different though.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Nice car design!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
was this a “large window in frame” week?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
BIFF DRIVES A VIBE and so do I. We should hang out some time.
Or it’s a matrix which is totally not as cool.
April 14th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
“Sometimes the rules aren’t very clear and you make some logical assumptions that turn out to be wrong.”
this quote reminds me of a thought i have at least once a day, it is : if the sign on the school door says no concealed weapons am i allowed to bring in an unconcealed one??? such as a minigun?