November 20th, 2008
#638 – Dragon
When I was a kid there was a local Chicago station that had a show called “Samurai Sunday.” Every week I would get to see a new crazy 1970’s badly dubbed martial arts movie. For a good hour or two after the show was over my brother and I thought we had become instant martial arts experts. This involved lots of running, jumping, kicking, punching and over the top sound effects. Eventually the order would come down from our dad to “Cut it out!” and we would return to our mortal selves for the next seven days.
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November 20th, 2008 at 12:08 am
How peaceful….. Now he can fold his assailants in half too.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Or origami-karate. Which has the advantage of being all-Japanese.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Only just got around to commenting, but this is truly one of the greatest web-comics out there. Keep it up!
November 20th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Is it just me, or does biff seem to find ever more ingeneous ways to bend reality?
November 20th, 2008 at 5:07 am
@SharkJumper:…woah, that sounds AWESOME!
November 20th, 2008 at 6:00 am
@Signum: Reality Bending for Biff is normal and quite awesome.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Biff looks tough. That’s new. I like it! I always thought his eyebrows made him look like a cricket. Chirs, can you teach me Biff style martial arts?
November 20th, 2008 at 7:33 am
I wonder if Biff used a rubber board.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Is it bad that sometimes after watching martial arts movies I still goof around like that? I’m 21, but it’s too much fun!
November 20th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Soooo cool!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 8:40 am
That’s what you get when you harvest wood from a rubber plant.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Biff-Fu: Fold boards… And break the linen! Truly the martial-arts for the 21st century master.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
After watching martial arts films, one is inevitably drawn to believe in one’s immortality.
One is not, in fact, immortal.
CONCLUSION: Martial arts movies are dangerous to your health.
Yoga + Karate + Biff = “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”
November 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I shouldn`t drink soda while reading these things….
November 20th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
My brother and I were banned from watching the Karate Kid movies because we would pretend to be karate masters afterwards
November 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
DUUUUUUUUDE. I’m speechless.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
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Well maybe Biff can go back and use his new found skills to tie some pretzel knots again!
November 20th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Aww … I wish I had Samurai Sundays …
I also wish passing a karate grading were so easy — the real thing took 7 years to get to, and was over 6 hours long!
November 20th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
What I really like is that his belt is actually tied correctly w00t for attention to details!
November 28th, 2008 at 9:09 am
The chaos that Biff could cause with a black belt in Yoga-Karate…
December 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I once took a Taekwon do class at the YMCA. It was fun, but being so out-of-shape, I was exhausted by the end of the session. I kinda regret not finishing the course, but whatever.
February 17th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Biff is hardcore.