November 21st, 2008
#639 - Chlorine
I was recently listening to the audiobook for Steve Martin’s “Born Standing Up.” It’s a great look into his early life and standup career. One of the most amazing things was when he was talking about how he had a lot of time in high school to work on his magic because his school didn’t give out homework. Wait… no homework? I didn’t even know such a fantasy was possible!
November 21st, 2008 at 12:51 am
Woo first post ftw!
And I think I have the same swim coach as Biff.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:20 am
That is some pretty darn unique homework.
November 21st, 2008 at 3:04 am
I had band teachers who gave out homework.
“Learn to play this as loud but as clean and crisp as you can.”
We’ve been evicted twice.
November 21st, 2008 at 5:05 am
So…i think he needs a bigger bucket XD
November 21st, 2008 at 6:14 am
I see. Lessons week.
November 21st, 2008 at 6:22 am
He’s wearing normal goggles?! But what about http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/07/30/562-olfactory/
November 21st, 2008 at 6:59 am
Wow…… Biff need a swimming pool.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:52 am
Maybe we can all like, vote on a new house thing for biff to have?
November 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
If that were to happen I vote for Biff to have a Dematieralizer!…Strip anything down to the atom…oh the fun and havok he would have!
November 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am
ha! i lol’d ^^
November 21st, 2008 at 10:47 am
This is Hilarious!
Awesome. Reminds me of all my swimming lessons. I always quit and rejoined, so I was always a guppy…….
I love swimming. Good job Chris! Keep it up!
November 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am
I though biff had a pool. Wasn’t it filled with OJ?
Xp i remember my swimming lessons. Three years of my life training not to doggy paddle or flail like a lout.
November 21st, 2008 at 11:58 am
@Twilightfairy - I think it was his neighbors.
November 21st, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Oeeieieieiieiieieieieeiei I have a swimming pool like that. I breaks it.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Our physics teacher never gives us homework
sadly this hasn’t quite been passed around the rest of the teachers yet…
November 21st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
So Deep Dish Lake is too cold this time of year?
November 21st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
My pool is frozen right now
and the comic is funny cuz he has a bathtub
November 21st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
@Andore Mordre: You can’t swim with nose goggles. There’d be no end to getting water up your nose.
And I think that Biff’s instructor has the right idea, personally. The less water Biff is involved with, the better.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
hey Chris, does the software allow for tags? That would be neat. And does Biff have webbed feet or does he wear flippers?
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Every single time i look at biff i laugh. And today’s my birthday!
November 24th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
If you go to a chicago publix school like me there is no home work!
I get As and Bs by doing almost nothing
December 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
My PE teacher did something like that once: had us do 10 push-ups and 20 sit-ups at home and have our parents sign a paper saying we did them. I never got a single signature, nor did a single push-up or sit-up at home. =P