Comments on: #651 – Moore (48 Comments) http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/ new adventures every monday through friday Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: BrainpanSonata http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-94342 BrainpanSonata Fri, 21 Jan 2011 20:06:48 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-94342 UPS once came with a package that had to be signed for while I was in the bathtub... so I had to run into my bedroom first because I'd forgotten to take my bathrobe into the bathroom with me. UPS once came with a package that had to be signed for while I was in the bathtub… so I had to run into my bedroom first because I’d forgotten to take my bathrobe into the bathroom with me.

]]> By: YukiSnowflake http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-90606 YukiSnowflake Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:38:08 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-90606 @BRAD lol! @DJenky lol! @Matthew lol! @WpgBSO lol! @MalachiteDragon1 Nice name! I dont think ive ever had an embarassing door encounter... hmm... let me check..... (*please wait. scanning for embarassing door encounters. found: 0 entries containing the words "embarassing door encounters"*) @BRAD
lol!
@DJenky
lol!
@Matthew
lol!
@WpgBSO
lol!
@MalachiteDragon1
Nice name!

I dont think ive ever had an embarassing door encounter…
hmm… let me check…..
(*please wait. scanning for embarassing door encounters. found: 0 entries containing the words “embarassing door encounters”*)

]]> By: D Jenky http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-88561 D Jenky Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:39:32 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-88561 I've never had a particularly embarrassing door encounter. But there is something that comes to mind. When me and my sister were little kids we had gerbils for pets, and a guinea pig that got left behind by our neighbor. We ended up with far more gerbils than we expected to as me an my sister each got one...you do the math, anyways, my mom was not happy about our little bunch of furballs. As Halloween came around some kids got some very interesting "treats." I'd loved to have seen the looks on their parent's faces when their kids brought home a bag of candy and a gerbil. The guinea pig went to the pizza delivery guy. I’ve never had a particularly embarrassing door encounter. But there is something that comes to mind. When me and my sister were little kids we had gerbils for pets, and a guinea pig that got left behind by our neighbor. We ended up with far more gerbils than we expected to as me an my sister each got one…you do the math, anyways, my mom was not happy about our little bunch of furballs. As Halloween came around some kids got some very interesting “treats.” I’d loved to have seen the looks on their parent’s faces when their kids brought home a bag of candy and a gerbil. The guinea pig went to the pizza delivery guy.

]]> By: Matthew http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-85747 Matthew Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:20:56 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-85747 Some religous people have been constantly coming to our door. I saw that it was them, and came up to the door. I was looking at them rather fiercly and it was easy to see they were a bit nervous. Right in the middle of when they were talking, I said "Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagnua hog!" (it's a palindrome) and shut the door. I changed the doorbell tone to a loud scream, and they rang the doorbell. They ran off and haven't come back since. Some religous people have been constantly coming to our door. I saw that it was them, and came up to the door. I was looking at them rather fiercly and it was easy to see they were a bit nervous. Right in the middle of when they were talking, I said “Go hang a salami! I’m a lasagnua hog!” (it’s a palindrome) and shut the door. I changed the doorbell tone to a loud scream, and they rang the doorbell. They ran off and haven’t come back since.

]]> By: Kasain http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-81528 Kasain Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:32:28 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-81528 Hee hee, this one time i was living in a hotel in olympia for a couple months for work and i discovered this REALLY delicious pizza place (called pizza time) and i ordered a pizza from them almost every day and it was always the same guy delivering the pizza. now, this poor guy had to see me in many different outfits over the course of the two months that i was there (and i'm a pretty good looking girl and bless him but he never commented, lol) so you'd think that he would have been used to me by then, but on the last day that i was there he decided to surprise me with a pizza on him 'cause i'd told him i would be leaving, and i was just getting out of the shower and answered in one of those teensy hotel towels. i wasn't embarrassed but he sure was ^_^' i got a good laugh later recalling the shocked look on his face Hee hee, this one time i was living in a hotel in olympia for a couple months for work and i discovered this REALLY delicious pizza place (called pizza time) and i ordered a pizza from them almost every day and it was always the same guy delivering the pizza. now, this poor guy had to see me in many different outfits over the course of the two months that i was there (and i’m a pretty good looking girl and bless him but he never commented, lol) so you’d think that he would have been used to me by then, but on the last day that i was there he decided to surprise me with a pizza on him ’cause i’d told him i would be leaving, and i was just getting out of the shower and answered in one of those teensy hotel towels. i wasn’t embarrassed but he sure was ^_^’ i got a good laugh later recalling the shocked look on his face

]]> By: Calvin http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-80780 Calvin Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:06:37 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-80780 This one time, I was busy, and when somebody knocked, I answered "Unless you're the FBI. or somethi..." before I saw him holding up his card. XD This one time, I was busy, and when somebody knocked, I answered “Unless you’re the FBI. or somethi…” before I saw him holding up his card. XD

]]> By: WpgBSO http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-76594 WpgBSO Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:24:23 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-76594 I remember one time being over at a girls apartment and ordering pizza. She was into some fetish gear and what not. Well, needless to say she went to answer the door, and almost gave the delivery guy a freaking heart attack. Best part was the buttless pants she was wearing and the look on his face when she turned around to get her wallet. I still don't know if she did it on purpose or completely forgot they were buttless. I remember one time being over at a girls apartment and ordering pizza. She was into some fetish gear and what not. Well, needless to say she went to answer the door, and almost gave the delivery guy a freaking heart attack. Best part was the buttless pants she was wearing and the look on his face when she turned around to get her wallet. I still don’t know if she did it on purpose or completely forgot they were buttless.

]]> By: LadyLuck1337 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-76338 LadyLuck1337 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:24:31 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-76338 One of my friends had come over to my house for help with a sewing project. We're about the same size, so I wore it while she finished pinning it up. I had big curlers in my hair because we were heading out afterward and the outfit she was working on was a giant, foofy goth loli concoction with a very short skirt and an attached crinoline. I had bee sick from school for a couple of days so one of the TA's was nice enough to stop by with some notes for me on a couple of lectures I missed. I answered the door in this getup, figuring it was the last member of the trio that was going out with us that night. The TA saw me and his eyes opened like saucers. I had a few questions for him and I calmly asked him while he freaked out at the door. He was 7 shades of red the whole time. I guess I wasn't embarased, but he sure was. :) One of my friends had come over to my house for help with a sewing project. We’re about the same size, so I wore it while she finished pinning it up. I had big curlers in my hair because we were heading out afterward and the outfit she was working on was a giant, foofy goth loli concoction with a very short skirt and an attached crinoline. I had bee sick from school for a couple of days so one of the TA’s was nice enough to stop by with some notes for me on a couple of lectures I missed. I answered the door in this getup, figuring it was the last member of the trio that was going out with us that night. The TA saw me and his eyes opened like saucers. I had a few questions for him and I calmly asked him while he freaked out at the door. He was 7 shades of red the whole time. I guess I wasn’t embarased, but he sure was. :)

]]> By: MalachiteDragon1 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-75992 MalachiteDragon1 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:52:25 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-75992 @Brad: Oh my dear sweet jesus. You made me laugh so loud that It woke everyone in the house... @Brad: Oh my dear sweet jesus. You made me laugh so loud that It woke everyone in the house…

]]> By: wisp http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/12/09/651-moore/comment-page-1/#comment-75652 wisp Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:18:16 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1260#comment-75652 this ones not really embarrassing for ME but the JW got quite an interesting look on his face when i answered the door wearing nothing but a banana hammock> which i did just to freak him out :p this ones not really embarrassing for ME but the JW got quite an interesting look on his face when i answered the door wearing nothing but a banana hammock> which i did just to freak him out :p

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