January 14th, 2009
#677 – Ammo
Look, I meant to kick off my shoe just then. It was totally on purpose. I just didn’t expect you to be jogging by at that exact moment. Do you normally jog with a biking helmet on? I guess maybe now you will. It looks good on you though. Brings out the color in your eyes.
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January 14th, 2009 at 12:10 am
This is nothing short of Epic.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Shoes make such nice projectiles.
(…wait, just remembered President Bush’s incident…. wasn’t referring to that.)
I’ve kicked off many a shoe in elementary school. I remember in youth group, we had a contest to see who could kick their shoe the furthest. One almost knocked out a light.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Biff has a swing? LUCKY!
January 14th, 2009 at 1:21 am
What happened to the rocket? Unless this is from a camera on the rocket…. ¬¬
January 14th, 2009 at 3:35 am
PWNED.
what more is there to say?
P.S., it’s great to see all of Super-Biff’s awesome powers. Did you know that he saved me from a thousand-armed squid the other day?
January 14th, 2009 at 4:42 am
Whoa… Biff must of gotten pretty mad to dress up and send a shoe flying through…. is that his house?
January 14th, 2009 at 5:30 am
@Garrett Williams
Check out: http://sockandawe.com
I’ve actually threw my shoe across the room a few times, haven’t done it in years. There’s a risk of breaking something valuable or hitting someone. Wonder how that’ll look on the police report that you hit someone or something with your shoe.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:12 am
Lol. I had a competition with my friend once. My shoe went flying up. . . in the wrong direction. It flew into the parking lot and landed on my teacher’s car. . . while she was in it.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Hehe. I noticed the Sausage chain is still there.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Long time fan, first time poster.
Imagine my surprise seeing Biff appear on Duelling Analogs!
Seems you’ve been busy.
Keep up the good work, friend.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:59 am
So, Biff has missile-toe?
I’ll be leaving now… ::runs::
January 14th, 2009 at 7:42 am
@Grug – Good eye.
January 14th, 2009 at 8:39 am
We once toppled out old school’s super swingset in Alabama. We all had to write the entire rules of the school playground policy 500 times before we were allowed back.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Did biff just shoe missle his own house?
January 14th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I’d like to point out that unless the laces weren’t done up all the way on those types of shoes, this Biff is impossible. It takes a lot of unlacing for me to get mine off.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@Micah – Dang, an impossible Biff comic.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. I just had to point that out.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I sem to have all of Super-Biff’s powers so far.
January 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
And a new verb is born: shoe missile! Soon shoe missiling will be an Olympic event!
Nice socks. You’d have to have socks like that if you wanted to go out shoe missiling the neighborhood…
Wish I did. Oh well, I guess that means the neighborhood is safe from my shoe missiles!
January 14th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I guess Biff didn’t need to break into the more accessible first story window…
January 14th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Heh, that always happens to people playing football at my school. They’re all too lazy to do their shoelaces up properly.
In my case, shoe missiles indicate the shoes are clearly too big.
January 14th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Haha, the notes to me are just as funny as the comic
January 14th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
We used to do that as kids … there was an 8 foot cedar hedge at the back of our property, and on the other side of that was a bike trail. We’d put one kid up in the tree house to watch for passers-by, and two on the swings with shoelaces undone, ready to unleash footwear-missiles on the unsuspecting. It’s amazing we never hurt anyone.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
@Caitlin – Pressure!
January 15th, 2009 at 5:20 am
Well, normally the notes are mildly amusing; in this one they are very much my kind of humour and as such high-lah-rious =p
January 15th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Great.
January 29th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
What did he kick?