S m t m s w j st g t n th h b t f b y ng s m th ng w th t r l z ng th t w s d t b bl t d t rs lv s f r ch p r. Wh n w s k d nd w f rst g t m cr w v w g t sp c l m cr w v p pp r. Th n t g t p p l r t b y m cr w v p pc rn s ld n b gs. Th t’s h w ‘v t n m st p pc rn f r th p st 20 y rs. j st r c ntly r l z d h w ch p pl n p pc rn k rn ls r nd h w sy nd b tt r t st ng t s. ‘v b n m k ng t n th m cr w v st ll b t j st p tt ng pl n p pc rn n br wn p p r b g. Ch p nd cr spy.

@HeWhoIsBob
I admit that I visit this site everyday more for Chris than Biff. But Biff is pretty awesome.
@-2! – I don’t like Sudoku OR crosswords D:
Fragle?
@-2! – I’m terrible at crosswords
@N2O1138- Yeah, I’m on the 4th. But on the plus side, yours is on a Friday whereas mine is on a Wedensday.
@ Mophtran: I vaguely knew there was something wrong with “cheep” when I posted it, but I didn’t realize what until I read my coment the next day.
Hmmm–”Cheep and crispy” sounds more like bird flambe then microwave popcorn. (Sorry)
@ starseedjenny & Speakerblast: -2 is just translating what psychoduck wrote. Don’t blame him (or her) for the sudoku comment.
@ Balrog: It’s fnuny how a faulnt preson can raed sftuf lkie tihs at flul seped but a f w m ss ng v w ls c n b c mpl t ly ll g bl.
Jehovah!
Th s c d m k s t d ff c lt t t ll wh t y wr t .
I never used to read anything but the headlines in THE ONION, until the CAR TALK guys read VOWELS FOR BOSNIA on the air, and realized that once in awhile, they did come up with some really good writing.
P C W N!
@MadDavid: I aerge. It took me foerevr to dceode waht you jsut siad.
I g t p pc rn m stl t s v m n y m s lf
I didn’t know you spoke Polish!
…is it a bad thing I deciphered Chris’s message in 5 minutes? XD
f v ryb d ‘s j st g ng t p st v ryth ng w th t v w ls, th n m yb sh ld t .
(If everybody’s just going to post everything without vowels, then maybe I should too.)
f sh
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f sh.
Frugal!
dang, only now do I see that I was beaten to it.
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well, altaset i am not saepnikg leik tihs!
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by th_ w_y, gr__t c_m_c, _s _lw_ys, chr_s.
@TR_V_R – _ _GR__ W_TH Y__ _N TH_T!
@M_XST__L – N_ y__ c_ll th_t th_ r_s_lt _f _nc_rr_ct n_cl__r w_st_ d_sp_s_l
W w, n c tr pl p st, Y k Sn wfl k .