Comments on: #733 – Tofu (25 Comments) http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/ new adventures every monday through friday Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: SurveySays http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-97383 SurveySays Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:40:20 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-97383 Random person: Hello? Me: Hello, (Ma'am, Sir, alien species) i'm calling about your order. RP: what order? Me: Well we recived your bulk order and it looks like you finished the paper work, but you need to pay for shipment before we can give it to you. RP: What order are you talking about?? Me: your ketchup. RP: What? i didn't order ketchup! Me: Yes, you ordered a bulk package of 50 gallons worth of small ketchup packets. RP: What on earth would i want with that much Ketchup?? Me: well that's really none of my buisness(sir,ma'am,alien) RP: I did NOT order that! Me: your name his here on the paper. is this your phone number? 555-5555? RP: yes-but-! Me: Very good. we'll have that mailed over to your house as soon as your check clears tomorow. thanks for choosing us for your condiment needs, we are having a sale on all Relish, Tartar sause and other pickle related condiments, are you interested? RP: I DON"T NEED ANY KETCHUP!! Me: well yes, you've ordered enough to kill an elephant. do you want any Relish sir? RP:NO! AND I DON'T WANT ANY KETCHUP! Me: Then why did you order so much? (The cursing generally starts about here. when ever i used this particular one when i was a kid, I ended hanging up on them out of bordem. they reeeaaaallly don't want that ketchup ending up on their doorstep. I only ever had one person say "What is your company's name again? i want to know who to make my check out too." i got scared and hung up.) Random person: Hello?
Me: Hello, (Ma’am, Sir, alien species) i’m calling about your order.
RP: what order?
Me: Well we recived your bulk order and it looks like you finished the paper work, but you need to pay for shipment before we can give it to you.
RP: What order are you talking about??
Me: your ketchup.
RP: What? i didn’t order ketchup!
Me: Yes, you ordered a bulk package of 50 gallons worth of small ketchup packets.
RP: What on earth would i want with that much Ketchup??
Me: well that’s really none of my buisness(sir,ma’am,alien)
RP: I did NOT order that!
Me: your name his here on the paper. is this your phone number? 555-5555?
RP: yes-but-!
Me: Very good. we’ll have that mailed over to your house as soon as your check clears tomorow. thanks for choosing us for your condiment needs, we are having a sale on all Relish, Tartar sause and other pickle related condiments, are you interested?
RP: I DON”T NEED ANY KETCHUP!!
Me: well yes, you’ve ordered enough to kill an elephant. do you want any Relish sir?
RP:NO! AND I DON’T WANT ANY KETCHUP!
Me: Then why did you order so much?
(The cursing generally starts about here. when ever i used this particular one when i was a kid, I ended hanging up on them out of bordem. they reeeaaaallly don’t want that ketchup ending up on their doorstep. I only ever had one person say “What is your company’s name again? i want to know who to make my check out too.” i got scared and hung up.)

]]> By: DaemonThanatos http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-95131 DaemonThanatos Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:55:30 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-95131 *snicker snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Gotta love the Take Out Ninjas! the masters of Prank Revenge! *snicker snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Gotta love the Take Out Ninjas! the masters of Prank Revenge!

]]> By: mrmeval http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-80503 mrmeval Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:30:26 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-80503 You do it from a friends phone. You do it from a friends phone.

]]> By: -2! http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77834 -2! Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:51:47 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77834 @ ZackDark Yesterdays comics was specifically made for the April fools joke, without having an obvious real joke (to better the April fools joke). The funny part was for us who remembered (or in my case from when i last read the archive) last years April fools, and the day yesterday it was hilarious reading everyones comments and (at least in my case) playing along :) @ ZackDark

Yesterdays comics was specifically made for the April fools joke, without having an obvious real joke (to better the April fools joke). The funny part was for us who remembered (or in my case from when i last read the archive) last years April fools, and the day yesterday it was hilarious reading everyones comments and (at least in my case) playing along :)

]]> By: ZackDark http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77833 ZackDark Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:57:38 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77833 OMG eyebrowns-less Biff!!! must've been madness. no. must've been sparta! hahaha jokes aside, yesterday's comic is still not Biff-funny... OMG eyebrowns-less Biff!!! must’ve been madness. no. must’ve been sparta!
hahaha
jokes aside, yesterday’s comic is still not Biff-funny…

]]> By: -2! http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77832 -2! Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:44:50 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77832 @ Chris as I said yesterday it is amazing how you can freak out so many people. I was not here for the first years April fools joke but i probably would not have even noticed it (i am famously blind to details)... actually i probably would have... the eyebrows are key! anyway keep the unreasonably exact but epic style! @ Chris

as I said yesterday it is amazing how you can freak out so many people. I was not here for the first years April fools joke but i probably would not have even noticed it (i am famously blind to details)…

actually i probably would have… the eyebrows are key! anyway keep the unreasonably exact but epic style!

]]> By: Ziggy Stardust http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77828 Ziggy Stardust Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:10:24 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77828 Nice comic, Chris. Now I can never order take-out again for fear of what they will give me. Also, side note, I hate it when people say 'what have you'. Reminds me of my grandfather, the one that's still alive that I hate. Irrational, yes, but makes sense. Old people! Nice comic, Chris. Now I can never order take-out again for fear of what they will give me.
Also, side note, I hate it when people say ‘what have you’. Reminds me of my grandfather, the one that’s still alive that I hate. Irrational, yes, but makes sense. Old people!

]]> By: Speakerblast http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77824 Speakerblast Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:48:52 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77824 @Chris- Good call on the moderation yesterday =P I didn't realise what I had ruined till it was too late! Also, I ate takeout today. Awesome. @Chris-
Good call on the moderation yesterday =P I didn’t realise what I had ruined till it was too late!

Also, I ate takeout today. Awesome.

]]> By: Chris http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77823 Chris Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:22:08 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77823 @steve-o - Pleased to have freaked you out. :) @steve-o – Pleased to have freaked you out. :)

]]> By: steve-o http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/04/02/733-tofu/comment-page-1/#comment-77822 steve-o Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:19:31 +0000 http://www.thebookofbiff.com/?p=1344#comment-77822 Oh.Oh, good. I'm very, VERY relieved. Chris, you are still my favorite comic writer. Oh.Oh, good. I’m very, VERY relieved. Chris, you are still my favorite comic writer.

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