April 14th, 2009
#741 – Detritivore
Small creatures, plus time equals a big mess. A friend of mine was given a pickup truck that had been sitting idle for a long time. It was a sort of “If you can clean it out, it’s yours.” type of deal. I had nightmares the night she told me of the horrors she found inside. Nightmares involving hundreds of mice skeletons, tiny spaces and a car wash vacuum cleaner.
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April 14th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Quick Biff! Use the remote under the couch to turn on the anti-termite defence system!
April 14th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Inventions week!
Hmm. This one isn’t that funny, actually.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:17 am
First time poster, long time reader, hello to all!
love the comics, never got around to posting.
my termites know me by first name, so we get along pretty well.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:48 am
I tried to do the survey but it doesn’t work in Google Chrome.
April 14th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Another suspiciously familiar survey done XD
Sorry, no wooden floor in this HDB flat. :p
April 14th, 2009 at 2:06 am
I thought Biff had put on a few pounds.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:01 am
Invention week, or maybe crazy machines week.
I remember living in a wooded area. Our mailbox was always filled with spiders, and the remains of spiders. When we opened our Christmas decorations box that year, we found a huge, mummified huntsman spider, and a couple of mouse bones. We threw it all out before we could see if there was anything alive in there.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:55 am
I love all the little details, like the remote and assorted debris under the couch.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:01 am
@dartigen – Aaaaaaah!
April 14th, 2009 at 7:18 am
If law HR669 gets passed, won’t that truck become illegal to own?
(see the website in my name if you don’t get it)
April 14th, 2009 at 7:38 am
@Speakerblast
I don’t think that’s a remote. Looks more like an old video to me
(I don’t have the time to look through old biffcomics because I’m almost out the door for work O: )
April 14th, 2009 at 7:39 am
on closer inspection, it is a remote, but biff could have lost that VHS again!
April 14th, 2009 at 9:57 am
I once had a volunteer job cleaning old historical houses. We had to do a basement with strange spider shaped clumps of mold….
April 14th, 2009 at 10:30 am
The theme is wood. His cell phone looked like it was made out of wood.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:33 am
@Chris: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah indeed
April 14th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Biff should get some carpets down, then at least he’d have a few moments to sort of sag through the floor.
Regards,
James
April 14th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Wow Biff looks annoyed.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Biff’s stuff week!
April 14th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@DTanza: How can you tell?
April 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@DTanza: No, that’s the face Biff wears for every occasion.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Is it just me, or is Biff’s forehead massive?
April 14th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@Stealth1525: It appears to be a bit misshapen, yes. Maybe Chris has forgotten how to draw him after last weeks “Baby Biff” series. :\
Regards,
James
April 17th, 2009 at 12:16 am
how deep is the space under Biff’s floorboards?
April 18th, 2009 at 2:23 am
Hmm, i heard once that you could get plague from trucks like that.
February 18th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
there’s a penny under the fridge