April 30th, 2009
#753 – Bin
I remember when we got our kitchen garbage can it came with a lid that had a flap on it to push the garbage through. The lid wasn’t really much fun. You need an open air garbage can so you have room to balance things on top. And then when you get something large and flat like some sort of box you get to use that to compact the trash deeper into the can and squeeze another few days out of it. Lids just spoil all of that garbage crushing satisfaction.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Well, chris, I souppouse that’s one way of remembering.
I am germ-phobic as anyone can be, so my room/housemates are lucky I am meticulous about stuff like that. >_<
April 30th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Hahaha, seems like Biff’s gotta room mate, I guess the garbage just decided to attack though.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:33 am
by room mate you mean rubber duck right?
April 30th, 2009 at 12:33 am
I can’t remember, have we ever seen another actual person in The Book of Biff? Not just some hands of someone off panel or something, I’m talking a whole person.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Pfft. Biff is too cool to be seen with other people.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:53 am
I wonder who Biff’s roomie is…
April 30th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Biff’s roomie is Biff from an alternate dimension/timeline. Anything else just wouldn’t be right.
The Duck Has Spoken.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Biff obviously rigged the garbage to remind himself to take it out. He probably used his rocket hands.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:22 am
but whose turn was it last time?
April 30th, 2009 at 1:32 am
My parents have done that to me with laundry and the dogs.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:34 am
It’s roommates week!
April 30th, 2009 at 1:36 am
@Jean Biff is his own roommate.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:06 am
remembering to take the garbage out is nothing but a source of grief for me…but I suppose Biff has it worse, heh
April 30th, 2009 at 3:08 am
Having “suddenly” preced the rest of the sentence exponentially increased the quality of this joke.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:21 am
Read the whole Archive through in one sitting, haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
Thanks for the medicine Chris. *laughter is the best medicine after all…*
Meanwhile, I work nights, so my only chore is keeping quiet and resting for work. I feel so privileged.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Knowing what I put in MY garbage Im quite sure i wouldnt enjoy it unceremoniusly dumped on my person, or on my bed for that matter. XD
April 30th, 2009 at 6:33 am
I agree with Polymorph. I think Biff lives alone. The whole thing is delightfully creepier that way.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:09 am
@Hoyrel – Awesome, thanks!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:17 am
heh – when i was younger, i used to sit and code till late night and drink some soda and eat crappy food and leave all the junk thrown on my desk. my mum usually got up earlier than me, saw what i had done and just threw all the junk into my bed (which was unfortunately just above my desk). so i know how biff feels now, poor lad
April 30th, 2009 at 7:46 am
implied roommate ftw
April 30th, 2009 at 10:45 am
No roommate ftw. I reckon Biff just bought some sort of “Remind Biff when the garbage gets too full-o-matic”.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I see it as a situation like being woken up by your pet cat, who wants to be let out first thing in the morning. The garbage wants to be taken out, and this is how it lets Biff know.
April 30th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@ Michael – Does Biff seeing himself in the mirror count as another person? If not, then there’s never been anyone else
DEFINITELY roommates week.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
my family dose not have a problem with taking out the trash … but rather it seems that my mom wont let any one throw anything out.
especially old food containers from store bought goods
April 30th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Pedal-operated lidded trashcans ftw. Takes weeks to fill up the trash, so a lid is necessary to keep the kitchen from smelling awful.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
In an earlier comic, we found out that Biff has spare heads. Maybe he built a roommate that looks exactly like him. 0__o
April 30th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
The roommate is clearly the toaster.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
You know the blue garbage is oddly fascinating….what could it be? The Biff household is enduring disgusting stuff this week! @Psycho Duck: I agree this is the work of an alter dimensional Biff roomie.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
All this talk of alternate dimension roommate Biffs is reminding me of Space-Time Condominium.
May 5th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
i like how there is no next button ^.^
October 26th, 2009 at 1:52 am
For garbage, it looks rather colourful
January 29th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
It’s nice to see that Biff didn’t have disposable income at one point.