Comments on: #759 – Tonsor (36 Comments)

By: patrick

patrick — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 07:22:29 +0000

Just want to point out that my wife is exactly the same Chris, except it’s not spiders, it’s centipedes. We could be in completely separate rooms, and she’ll scream, and I’ll come running. So when I’m at work, she’s also very disappointed with me that I couldn’t ‘save her’

By: MalachiteDragon1

MalachiteDragon1 — Thu, 14 May 2009 07:27:39 +0000

Nevermind the fact that black widows’ venom is potent enough to gank several people with just one drop?

By: Jonathan Wojcik

Jonathan Wojcik — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:03:30 +0000

I absolutely refuse to kill spiders, and if asked to kill a spider by an arachnophobe, I will torment them with it any way I can. I’m not a bully…they’re the bully for wanting to kill a harmless and beautiful wild animal. I look down on everyone with this phobia, I accept no excuse for it.

By: Akusai

Akusai — Mon, 11 May 2009 01:30:57 +0000

I think it’s time biff got a limb hacked off, I myself am missing a finger and laugh extra hard at those

By: Reg

Reg — Sun, 10 May 2009 13:39:26 +0000

Oh wow, I thought the comic was saying that Biff’s eyebrows were actually spiders! But then common sense (is that really the right phrase?) came over me and I realized he was just going to shave off some spider’s legs…
Great theme this week! I think it was “misuse of common household objects” as everyone else said.

By: Linzleh

Linzleh — Sun, 10 May 2009 06:18:54 +0000

Weather week? Torr + vacuums=suck/ Convection + blow dryers=blow/
Grid + waffle irons=pressure/ Fujita + blender + swirly light bulb=spin/
Tonsure + shavers=wind sheer. Sad about all those handicapped spiders though…

By: Jason ~the GeNeRaL~

Jason ~the GeNeRaL~ — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:28:17 +0000

I don’t really have a problem with spiders (though I do kill them when I see them). My ‘problem bugs’ are stink bugs. I have tons of them everywhere. I opened up my camera case a few weeks ago, and found about ten dead ones in there…. My bathroom is infested with them (I guess because it’s the warmest and most humid room in the house?). There’s always about 15-20 of them in the tub before I take a shower, I scoop them out, dump them in the toilet, get the ones from the walls, and flush them as well. I almost always end up getting dive-bombed by one during my shower, and then it lands in the warm water in the tub, and it starts to *stink* I have in “indoor bug light” (It’s a UV light with a fan that sucks the bugs into a holding container), but for the most part they ignore it…

By: -2!

-2! — Sun, 10 May 2009 01:24:41 +0000

@ Gary

It may be an urban myth, but its still an easy way to freak her out.

Actually this is probably how it works out to that.

In some parts of the world people eat spiders (or sometimes they do in survival situations) this could very well work out on a worldwide average to over 8 spiders eaten per person per year.

By: Yuriatayde

Yuriatayde — Sat, 09 May 2009 15:14:11 +0000

OH! I get it now. Biff comics are starting to get a little more obscure, that or I’m getting slower on the pick up. He’s shaving the spiders! Because… their legs, look kinda like hairs.

By: Gary

Gary — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:45:36 +0000

If you want to relax your wife Chris it is an urban myth that you eat about 8 spiders a year.