June 30th, 2009
#796 – Calcium
The quickest way to peel a soft-boiled egg is anger. The quickest way to peel a raw egg is hate. The quickest way to peel a scrambled egg is suffering.
The quickest way to peel that frown off my face is to preorder a copy of book #4!
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June 30th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Efficient ways to uncover things week?
June 30th, 2009 at 12:13 am
I find that instead of putting on a mask and snarling you can scare them more by making some extra hardboiled eggs and very deliberately smashing them one by one. Minimal mess, maximum fear, and a lot of fun……
June 30th, 2009 at 12:28 am
I don’t know how you did it Chris but that egg looks terrified.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Unorthodox ways of peeling things week!
June 30th, 2009 at 2:07 am
AAAAAHH
June 30th, 2009 at 3:29 am
Ah, yes, quick, efficient ways to peel things week. Love it. Wonder if there will be a skin peeling joke. Probably just round things.
June 30th, 2009 at 3:41 am
That reminds me of a very cool video of someone who can peel a boiled egg in 10 seconds. Link is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dut1b–AgLM
June 30th, 2009 at 3:54 am
Hard to see, the egg side is.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Re: Speakerblast
Probably has to do with how the egg is leaning backward and looks like it might be stretching a bit.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:59 am
Is this the first time we’ve seen biff with a notable expression— an obvious fear or anger towards something?
June 30th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Peeling hard-to-peel things.
I’m going to have to try the ’scare the eggshell off the egg’ technique; nothing else seems to work for me.
June 30th, 2009 at 7:32 am
The quickest way to make me laugh is show me some of the Book of Biff…
June 30th, 2009 at 7:43 am
@Phoenix of Chaos – Aww, you’re just saying that
June 30th, 2009 at 7:49 am
interestingly enough, the quickest way to peel a devild egg is through the power of love.
June 30th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Biff will have to make sure he doesn’t get his eyebrows caught in that mask when he takes it off. It might have been a pain in the neck to thread them through the eyeholes like that
June 30th, 2009 at 8:09 am
I will go with the safer “the quickest way” week
June 30th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Biff has to be making growling noises while doing this.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Honey, is that what yoda would say about eggs?
June 30th, 2009 at 10:58 am
wait, what would happen if biff looked into a mirror right now?
June 30th, 2009 at 11:14 am
if biff looked in the mirror right now, that would be the quickest way to remove the mask.
June 30th, 2009 at 11:24 am
I don’t know but if i have to take the shells off of my scrambled eggs it usually means that someone has done a bad job of cooking them.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Would a citrus fruit be similar to a raw egg? If so, should I peel a citrus fruit with hate?
June 30th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@ Chris: This is different? (No story from your childhood about eggs, or whatnot) I like it! (subdimensions within the theme)
June 30th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@i.half4 – Are you asking me a question?
June 30th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Wow…Never thought of doing that. Of course, I don’t usually eat eggs unless they’re incorporated into something.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
@Chris@Phoenix of Chaos: I doubt it. Sounds like self interest to me. You are hereby obliged to carry on.
@Amanda: Honey is Chuck? Sure sounded Yoda to me.
@TCC: Thanks! Chefs Brian had me worried Biff might try it, with disasterous consequences.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
@i.half4 – I am Amanda’s honey FYI. :p
June 30th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
@Chris @ 12:15: I’m not sure. Maybe this is why I like Biff so much.
June 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
So, no matter what, if you do things the fast way, you’re eating an egg that’s on the path to the dark side? I like it!
June 30th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
The irony of all this to me, I woke up with that same style of hair the mask has.
June 30th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Terrified eggs make the best potato salad.
Other stuff we need to know the easy way to peel…
potato
supermodel
kiwano
tomato
Norma Vincent
banana
that dam tape on new dvd cases
June 30th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Holy crap!
Wait, how do you peel scrambled eggs?
June 30th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
i have, on rare occasion, peeled members of the audience with the sheer horror of my crooning…naked hippies in mosh pits DO count, don’t they?
June 30th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Damn I’ve wasted too much of my life on peeling eggs, Chris!
June 30th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Ingenious. Next Easter I vote that there be horrified faces drawn on eggs and pictures taken of them being scared off.
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:07 am
Quickest way to peel things week?
I do suffer when I make scrambled eggs. ‘ DARN IT, ANOTHER SHELL WENT IN! ‘
July 11th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Okay right now the upper side banner add says “my number one trick to loose fat
I struggled for years to loose fat until i found this one secret”, and has an arrow pointing at the Biff comic.