July 1st, 2009
#797 – Cavendish
I never understood hot tubs when I was a kid. We would go somewhere and stay at a hotel with a pool and my brother and I would hang out and swim around for an hour or two. There would always be this extra tiny pool off to the side that was apparently filled with boiling water. Every once in awhile some adult would come by and just sit in it. Where was the fun in that? I came here to play in the pool, not take a bath.
The next time you are in the tub you can take along your fresh copy of book #4 to read!
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July 1st, 2009 at 12:12 am
This method tends to work for me, but then I could never get the bannana to come out of the tub afterward…
July 1st, 2009 at 12:56 am
Hey that banana is the same colour as Biff…
July 1st, 2009 at 12:58 am
I always saw the hot tub as a sort of game called “endure being boiled alive”.
July 1st, 2009 at 1:49 am
So is it also to quickest way to boil a raw egg?
July 1st, 2009 at 4:09 am
I can’t help seeing that banana as skinny-dipping.
July 1st, 2009 at 4:36 am
Kinky.
July 1st, 2009 at 5:51 am
Obviously, that banana hasn’t been spending enough time in the sun… Talk about being pale!
July 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am
Back when we lived near a public pool/hottub, my brother would sit in one until he got used to the temperature, then dive straight into the other. The pool, by the way, had no heating.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:17 am
@Andore: Wow, that seems like just a terrible idea. It would make the cold water seem that much colder. Or vice versa.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:23 am
@Croc
Whilst traveling Japan in winter we went to an outdoor hotspring. 2 of my Finish friends had convinced me to roll around in the snow after getting used to the temperature of the hotspring. Keep in mind you’re supposed to be naked in the hotspring.
I’m still mad about that. The only bright side is that you can stay in the hotspring longer.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:23 am
I had this pegged as Explosive Peeling Week, but today’s kinder, gentler method of peeling has proved me wrong.
Still, there are some foods with whom you just have to be stern.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:27 am
Once you’ve broken a few bones and gotten a little older, then the a-peel of the hot tub becomes very a-parent
July 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am
I hate hot, my comfortable air temperature is about 15 degrees, the only time i have used a hot tub is to make the pool seam nice and cold. Even when i am soar and it feels good, its still way to hot!
July 1st, 2009 at 11:09 am
Seeing today’s and yesteryday’s comics makes me wonder how Biff would peel an apple.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:54 am
Once I went to a hotel in March. It was 50 degrees, way too cold for swimming, but the hotel had a pool- who can pass that up? So I did laps for a while, and then went into the hot tub to warm up, then dove into the pool again to cool down- by the time my father was calling me to dinner, my skin was blue. I regret nothing!
July 1st, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Best method to peeling\opening something week?
July 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
A banana hot tub, hahaha
July 1st, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@maskdt: Woodchipper.
July 1st, 2009 at 4:41 pm
the true question is, why is biff taking this week to strip down food of its protective layers. what is his true plan for this?
July 1st, 2009 at 10:44 pm
He probably plans on making a suit of armor from the protective coverings that (while seperate are vulnerable to their weaknesses) together are invulnerable!… except to rotting I suppose…
July 1st, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I’m no expert, but woulden’t this ruin the structural integrity of the bananna/
July 5th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@Crimson_Regret
Prolly. But since when has logic ever played into Biff’s schemes?