Spiders have 8 legs

I have some bug stories, most at my cottage. We used to have earwig infestations, apparently the first area around there to do so. Now we don’t but the areas around us do (mind you they do show up outside still sometimes), spiders don’t bug me although we do spray the cottage so that we don’t have to clean of there webs. Ants are always a pain, we had 3 big hills last year. 2 were killed with pesticides killed 2 of them, but the third was right near the lake and we wanted to not get the pesticides in the lake (which is unusually healthy compared to others in the area) that was was mostly killed by my dog, who decided to use that exact spot to enter and exit the lake (she crushed all the tunnels into a solid muddy mass)

Misquotes are the most hated bugs at our cottage but even there we luck out. We have an unusually large bat population, and as a result an unusually small nocturnal flying insect population. So relatively low mosquitoes. I have not even gotten bit this year even after several bonfires.