July 31st, 2009
#819 – Mass
I think my favorite carnival game was the one where you toss darts at balloons. I would almost always win a prize at that one. For some reason the dart game prizes were always little 5 inch mirrors with rock band logos on them. I remember winning them but I don’t remember ever displaying them anywhere.
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July 31st, 2009 at 12:03 am
Biff has the right idea. All you have to do is beat the law of conservation of mass.
Easy.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:04 am
Mind over matter, eh?
Biff looks like he needs a laxative…
July 31st, 2009 at 2:35 am
Changing his density won’t do any good if he doesn’t actually change his mass- he’ll just get bigger or smaller according to how his density changes. At least, I’m pretty sure.
Then again, it is Biff. If anyone can defy the Law of the Conservation of Mass, it’s him.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:54 am
….I so wanna try this.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:25 am
wow, if he could change the density of his eyebrows he would never lose
July 31st, 2009 at 5:34 am
alternatively you could use your new found moleculor density based powers to pass through walls!
July 31st, 2009 at 6:27 am
lol @ MaskedMan’s laxitive comment. wouldnt changing his density make him lighter or heavier therefore not needing to change his mass?
July 31st, 2009 at 6:59 am
Now if I could do that I’d be an average sized chick. *wistful* Darn you Biff.
July 31st, 2009 at 7:37 am
p=m/v
So if his density changed, theoretically, so could his mass AND/OR volume.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:32 am
Hey! It works. Did Biff start with the eyebrows and work his way down?
And this fits in with the temp thing to. I suppose lowering his water to dry ingredients ratio would lower his thermal mass capacity.
Disclaimer: This shop talk spoken by a fully zero accredited poseur.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:55 am
my mom is so bad at the dart game instead of breaking the balloon she broke the dart…
she threw it so wrong and hard it bounced off the wall and snapped in two when it hit the pavement lol
July 31st, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@SoySauce That’s the point. If he changes size to be smaller, than the Person guessing will guess a lighter weight, or the other way around. His weight doesn’t need to change, he just has to fool the expert.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
There was this guy at the state fair once who would guess what state you were born in. My parents, who almost never gave us money for those games thought they would ask the guy where my brother was born.
The guy correctly guessed Germany.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I always win at the guess-your-weight games, as does my skinny brother- he usually gives me his prize. :3
July 31st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I usually win at those balloon and dart games. Last time, I won a plush snake.
July 31st, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I remember trying to bribe a prizegiver who had REAL Shadow and Sonic plushies, I mean life sized. I asked him ho wmuch it was and he said 60 bucks.
I decided they werent so cool anymore XD
July 31st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Biffs pants are at grandfather level.
August 1st, 2009 at 9:18 am
Crimson_regret is leaving me to feel like I’m at the age when you still don’t get anything yet. I suppose this age also applies to grandparents who no longer get anything the young kids say. Being here, and so neither there nor other there, this leaves me thoroughly in the dark.
August 1st, 2009 at 9:23 am
PS: “Fries *do* taste better” …Cat ulvers. (move the Capital “C” one word right) …and also sometimes at 3AM, at which time you might as well get them at McDonalds or Webb’s.
August 1st, 2009 at 11:40 am
Ah Biff, confusing all these people with your higher knowledge of science. There is no law of conservation of mass. E=mc2 shows that mass can be converted to energy and vice versa. All Biff is doing is using massive amounts of energy to change his mass, basically a nuclear explosion, except in reverse (of forward if he needs to get lighter)
August 1st, 2009 at 11:45 am
Please note that in my above comment I attempted to use the superscript tag for the 2 but it decided to cut it out (which never has happened in the other tags I have used). Chris is there a list of HTML tags I am aloud to use in these comments?
August 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
The joke is that biffs pants are higher than his waist. In this day and age, only the elderly wear their pants like that…in america atleast.
August 1st, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I think Biff isn’t focusing on him self, because i’m on the ceiling right now….HELP
jk, but nice.
August 2nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Biff just needz to control the molecular mass of his “Sandman”…that should baffle the carny guy.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Biff could probably loose a couple of pounds trimming those eyebrows!