August 4th, 2009
#821 – Dual
There needs to be a new summer blockbuster movie starring people wearing suits of armor. Then we can all go to the San Diego Comic-Con that year to watch people trying to walk around the show wearing their home-made armor. Posing with storm troopers. Getting humorous magnets stuck to them.

August 4th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Actually, I think all you did was shark-proof him.
That makes it rather effective i think!
August 4th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Damn… in order to attend the comic-con, I’d have to get off work for at least one day, since there’s no way I could feasibly do Thursday and only Thursday…
August 4th, 2009 at 12:15 am
I just went to a place where people actually did walk around in homemade armour, and fight in it, too.
August 4th, 2009 at 1:13 am
I think he should have been holding a lance. Just to make it waterskiing and jousting, but it is still funny.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:08 am
OMG! You’re a time traveler?
August 4th, 2009 at 2:39 am
It looks like this week may be unsuccessful combinations.
August 4th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Same caption, different picture week.
August 4th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Castlefest?
August 4th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Biff, your…lifejacket isn’t helping. Also, watch out for rust.
August 4th, 2009 at 7:21 am
How many words are there for putting things together?
August 4th, 2009 at 7:36 am
@baughbe – hopefully 3 more
August 4th, 2009 at 7:49 am
I’m a medevil re-enactor. Making suits of armour = bad move. XD
August 4th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Bah, its not that the combination is bad…. The boat is just going far too slow… And considering that this is Biff we are talking about, he will probably find a way to “fix” that.
August 4th, 2009 at 8:12 am
I hope his eyebrows don’t get mistaken for fish bait..
August 4th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Possible titles include Mix, Splice, Tie, and Blend.
August 4th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Clearly, Biff needs to add a third activity to make the first two work. I recommend a jet-propelled backpack.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Rise, and be recognized, SURF Biff.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Hang Gliding Caber Toss!
Crochet Fencing!
Horseback Pole-Vaulting!
Paintball Lion Taming!
And of course . . . Ski Boxing!
And that was just last weekend!
August 4th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
FWTrump, probably with Rockets.
August 4th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
- Water balloon fight and any sport requiring it to be winter.
- Knife juggling and Hot air ballooning.
Thats all I have right now
August 4th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
“There needs to be a new summer blockbuster movie starring people wearing suits of armor. Then we can all go to the San Diego Comic-Con that year to watch people trying to walk around the show wearing their home-made armor. Posing with storm troopers. Getting humorous magnets stuck to them.”
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra will have “accelerator suits”. Do they count?
@ sco3tt & -2!: Judo Vollyball, Rugby Knitting, Motocross Golf.
@ Twilightfairy: Yes. Rockets. Everything’s better with rockets…
August 4th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
considering the first 2 can be fixed relatively easily with rockets, i’m expecting the rest to be fixable with rockets
August 4th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
AdmiralChaos, ANYTHING can be fixed with the correct application of rockets.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@Andore Mordre;
For that pun, you must die!
August 8th, 2009 at 5:43 am
I would totally do this. I seriously would.
August 27th, 2009 at 2:12 am
I don’t know if it’s an international thing, but in Scotland we have a thing called ‘Box Wars’ – Which is pretty much people designing suits of armour and weapons out of cardboard boxes and tubes, and then beating the snot out of eachother….Quite fun really