#821 – Dual
August 4th, 2009

#821 – Dual

There needs to be a new summer blockbuster movie starring people wearing suits of armor. Then we can all go to the San Diego Comic-Con that year to watch people trying to walk around the show wearing their home-made armor. Posing with storm troopers. Getting humorous magnets stuck to them.

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  1. William Syler

    Actually, I think all you did was shark-proof him.

    That makes it rather effective i think!

  2. Drakey

    Damn… in order to attend the comic-con, I’d have to get off work for at least one day, since there’s no way I could feasibly do Thursday and only Thursday…

  3. Taresu

    I just went to a place where people actually did walk around in homemade armour, and fight in it, too.

  4. Bookwyrm

    I think he should have been holding a lance. Just to make it waterskiing and jousting, but it is still funny.

  5. Drakey

    OMG! You’re a time traveler?

  6. Hazama

    It looks like this week may be unsuccessful combinations.

  7. GeminiTwin

    Same caption, different picture week.

  8. Rico

    Castlefest?

  9. Space Butler

    Biff, your…lifejacket isn’t helping. Also, watch out for rust.

  10. baughbe

    How many words are there for putting things together?

  11. Chris

    @baughbe – hopefully 3 more :)

  12. Felix

    I’m a medevil re-enactor. Making suits of armour = bad move. XD

  13. FWTrump

    Bah, its not that the combination is bad…. The boat is just going far too slow… And considering that this is Biff we are talking about, he will probably find a way to “fix” that.

  14. silversaraph

    I hope his eyebrows don’t get mistaken for fish bait..

  15. Grug

    Possible titles include Mix, Splice, Tie, and Blend.

  16. MaskedMan

    Clearly, Biff needs to add a third activity to make the first two work. I recommend a jet-propelled backpack.

  17. Andore Mordre

    Rise, and be recognized, SURF Biff.

  18. sco3tt

    Hang Gliding Caber Toss!
    Crochet Fencing!
    Horseback Pole-Vaulting!
    Paintball Lion Taming!
    And of course . . . Ski Boxing!

    And that was just last weekend!

  19. Twilightfairy

    FWTrump, probably with Rockets.

  20. -2!

    - Water balloon fight and any sport requiring it to be winter.
    - Knife juggling and Hot air ballooning.

    Thats all I have right now

  21. reynard61

    “There needs to be a new summer blockbuster movie starring people wearing suits of armor. Then we can all go to the San Diego Comic-Con that year to watch people trying to walk around the show wearing their home-made armor. Posing with storm troopers. Getting humorous magnets stuck to them.”

    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra will have “accelerator suits”. Do they count?

    @ sco3tt & -2!: Judo Vollyball, Rugby Knitting, Motocross Golf.

    @ Twilightfairy: Yes. Rockets. Everything’s better with rockets…

  22. AdmiralChaos

    considering the first 2 can be fixed relatively easily with rockets, i’m expecting the rest to be fixable with rockets :)

  23. MadDavid

    AdmiralChaos, ANYTHING can be fixed with the correct application of rockets.

  24. MaskedMan

    @Andore Mordre;
    For that pun, you must die!

  25. Malachite Dragon

    I would totally do this. I seriously would.

  26. Joolee

    I don’t know if it’s an international thing, but in Scotland we have a thing called ‘Box Wars’ – Which is pretty much people designing suits of armour and weapons out of cardboard boxes and tubes, and then beating the snot out of eachother….Quite fun really :P

  27. Daniel

    same caption different pics week

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