Comments on: #840 – Sprung

By: Metaright

Metaright — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:50:44 +0000

I’m thoroughly convinced Biff’s parents were trying to kill him.

By: Elkian

Elkian — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:22:17 +0000

spare wrist WHATS?

By: Radical Edward

Radical Edward — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:10:34 +0000

My story of safety regulations didn’t happen in the nursery, but rather in the kitchen. My father handed me a knife when I was really little. My mother freaked out “She’s gonna cut herself”(I am a girl). But I knew how to handle a knife without really trying.

By: Mad David

Mad David — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:52:57 +0000

@ Kree:

Lol on the Red Dwarf reference!

By: Mophtran

Mophtran — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:00:35 +0000

@Tyler

You just try to get near Biff’s eyebrows with a pair of scissors. You wouldn’t even be able to find if they can actually be cut before I or someone else tackles you all secret service style.

By: -2!

-2! — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:59:03 +0000

If things keep going this way I am wondering what it will be like in another generation.

“No toys, there to dangerous”

By: MaskedMan

MaskedMan — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:48:44 +0000

@Glenn;
Hah! Be envious of me! When I got my GI Joe recoilless rifle on a jeep, that sucker could launch missiles that would choke a ten year old, and send them 20 feet or more. You actually *could* put an eye out with that thing, if you were sufficiently persistent and/or unlucky!

Of course, in my day, it was the original GI Joe, about 13 inches tall, and fully equipped with dangerous accessories.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:45:39 +0000

Okay Biff needs an eyebrow-cut.
He could lose an eyebrow on that thing.

By: Hershey

Hershey — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:37:15 +0000

I wonder if his eyebrows got caught in the pedal, and then went it went backwards to release the mace his eyebrows becake biff.

By: sco3tt

sco3tt — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:42:46 +0000

LOL, Mace-in-the-box, the “Try And Put The Pin Back In” grenade game, the Little Doctor Bonesaw, I bet Biff has all the real classics!