November 2nd, 2009
#885 – Stretched
There are so many fast food restaurants around but it’s amazing how scarce they suddenly become when you would like to just use their bathroom. A few times I’ve considered pulling off on the side of the road and running into some bushes. So far, I’ve always made it somewhere without having to also purchase new clothes. So far.
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November 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 am
The ones you do find usually want you to buy something before you pop the seat up, too. *sigh* I know your pain.
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:43 am
Why does Biff have a traffic light in his house?
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:48 am
Will Biff be cited for a traffic violation if he goes upstairs?
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:48 am
Kitsune: If you have to ask that question, you haven’t been paying attention!
November 2nd, 2009 at 5:33 am
Yeah, I know it…In many European cities there are no public toilets, and the only ones you can use without buying something are the toilets in fast food restaurants..So there is always very, very long line.(But I’ve never seen traffic lights there)
When someone finally finds an appropriate bush in park in the last moment, it usually becomes THE BEST moment of the trip.
You cant enjoy sightseeing while being in danger of wet pants, especially while its windy and freezing.(having no spare ones with you). True story from Vienna.
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:41 am
Worse is when someone else is driving. The matter is never as urgent to them as it is to you. “Stop there, stop there!” “No, I’m going for the Hardees across town, they have better coffee there. You can hold it.”
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:47 am
Wait until he goes around the corner into the hallway and sees the line at the tollbooth. It could take him all week to get into the bathroom.
That’d be a funny weeks worth of strips, lol.
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
That….that is so…
…true…
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
Stairs, a coach… Looks more like Biff’s house than any fast-food restaurant.
And Chris – I believe you just jinxed it with the “so far”.
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:52 am
@Morzikei – Well that’s the last time I’ll ever jinx something!
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
It’s even worse when someone got to the bathroom before you, and there’s only one bathroom in the house…
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:59 am
Oh, and poor Biff, I love his posture.
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:27 am
I love his expression and pose. xD It’s like..
“Can’t.. Hold it.. Much.. Longer…”
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:28 am
use a bottle
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@ Mouserz: That is so, so sick…
Careful Biff, you don’t want to end up with a crick in your neck… Remember what happened last time…
November 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@Marr965: Yeah, but even worse is when he got that crick in his arm. http://www.thebookofbiff.com/fools.html
November 2nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
My comment has to do with a previous day where Dracos125 asked “How many jobs does he(Biff) have?” and Chris asked, “how many have you counted?” So I went through and re-read all the Biff comics and I’ve come up with 22. that’s counting jobs he’s been fired from.
November 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
MYTHBUSTERS SHOULD TRY THIS
*but seriously, everytime I hit a Redlight when I need to go, like at turns, I feel like it skips me once.
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I’m amazed you didn’t draw him holding himself in the “I really gotta use the bathroom” dance.
I got a good laugh outta this though.
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm
It’s even worse when you finally find a fast food place that has a restroom, and you park the car and run in and relieve yourself only to realize there is no frigging toilet paper. And your purse(and tissues) are in the car.
This has only happened to me a couple of times. Also, once I had to wait two hundred miles to use a bathroom in Colorado. I stopped noticing my bladder after a while but I got butt-cramps from sitting down too long.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:25 am
“relieve yourself only to realize there is no frigging toilet paper. And your purse(and tissues) are in the car.”
Yeah, that happened to me once after a really wild party. It’s always unsettling to go to a party on Friday in Wisconsin and wake up the following Friday in a hotel in Dubai in a cheap dress made chiefly of leather, wearing a traffic cone on your head and clutching a purse that has an apparently authentic Russian ID bearing your face, rather dolled up, and the name “Ivana Sukyov”.
Hoo, boy, was that next month an interesting time…
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
Waitaminute… what’s wrong with going in the bushes on a busy highway? As a coffee addict with a small bladder, this is just another day on a roadtrip, for me.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
So how many people have wanted to have a house with enough rooms and hallways to require signs telling you where to go?
May 7th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
It’s the same thing over here in Germany and we’re much smaller than the US ^^