Comments on: #885 – Stretched (25 Comments)

By: John

John — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:24:38 +0000

wait, why would you need new clothes? you can just play it off as some kind of sociological study. like, “I’m testing to see the reaction of people when I perform activities more common to other species. In this case, goats will douse themselves in their own urine to attract a mate.” which is true, by the way.

By: Blofeld

Blofeld — Fri, 07 May 2010 19:40:06 +0000

It’s the same thing over here in Germany and we’re much smaller than the US ^^

By: Trae

Trae — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:34:41 +0000

So how many people have wanted to have a house with enough rooms and hallways to require signs telling you where to go?

By: tom

tom — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:55:14 +0000

Waitaminute… what’s wrong with going in the bushes on a busy highway? As a coffee addict with a small bladder, this is just another day on a roadtrip, for me.

By: Drakey

Drakey — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:25:22 +0000

“relieve yourself only to realize there is no frigging toilet paper. And your purse(and tissues) are in the car.”

Yeah, that happened to me once after a really wild party. It’s always unsettling to go to a party on Friday in Wisconsin and wake up the following Friday in a hotel in Dubai in a cheap dress made chiefly of leather, wearing a traffic cone on your head and clutching a purse that has an apparently authentic Russian ID bearing your face, rather dolled up, and the name “Ivana Sukyov”.

Hoo, boy, was that next month an interesting time…

By: Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy Stardust — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:24:21 +0000

It’s even worse when you finally find a fast food place that has a restroom, and you park the car and run in and relieve yourself only to realize there is no frigging toilet paper. And your purse(and tissues) are in the car.
This has only happened to me a couple of times. Also, once I had to wait two hundred miles to use a bathroom in Colorado. I stopped noticing my bladder after a while but I got butt-cramps from sitting down too long.

By: ZeoViolet

ZeoViolet — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:09:40 +0000

I’m amazed you didn’t draw him holding himself in the “I really gotta use the bathroom” dance.

I got a good laugh outta this though.

By: ZachLight

ZachLight — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:02:08 +0000

MYTHBUSTERS SHOULD TRY THIS
*but seriously, everytime I hit a Redlight when I need to go, like at turns, I feel like it skips me once.

By: The Dustin

The Dustin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:41:08 +0000

My comment has to do with a previous day where Dracos125 asked “How many jobs does he(Biff) have?” and Chris asked, “how many have you counted?” So I went through and re-read all the Biff comics and I’ve come up with 22. that’s counting jobs he’s been fired from.

By: Andore Mordre

Andore Mordre — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:34:42 +0000

@Marr965: Yeah, but even worse is when he got that crick in his arm. http://www.thebookofbiff.com/fools.html