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	<title>Comments on: #886 &#8211; Delayed (29 Comments)</title>
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	<description>new adventures every monday through friday</description>
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		<title>By: Troglo</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-86453</link>
		<dc:creator>Troglo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw a movie from the 70&#039;s &quot;Parallax&quot; I think, where the protagonist strolls onto a plane, finds a seat and then a sort of conductor comes around for people to buy tickets! It looked awfully convenient, was it really like that anywhere back then?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw a movie from the 70&#8242;s &#8220;Parallax&#8221; I think, where the protagonist strolls onto a plane, finds a seat and then a sort of conductor comes around for people to buy tickets! It looked awfully convenient, was it really like that anywhere back then?</p>
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		<title>By: Evil Engine Number Nine</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-85746</link>
		<dc:creator>Evil Engine Number Nine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ JSW: Most of the airlines have 86&#039;d the peanuts. So now it&#039;s just getting there fast.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ JSW: Most of the airlines have 86&#8242;d the peanuts. So now it&#8217;s just getting there fast.</p>
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		<title>By: Madison</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-85620</link>
		<dc:creator>Madison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, for real!  I was reading a James Bond novel, &quot;Diamonds are Forever&quot;, and Bond was undercover, smuggling diamonds to America, so when he&#039;s on the plane, the flight security&#039;s checking his luggage and they&#039;re like, &quot;Hey, what&#039;s in this pocket (where the diamonds are)?&quot; and Bond says, &quot;Oh, just some golf balls,&quot; and the security&#039;s like &quot;Cool, golf!  Go right ahead!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, for real!  I was reading a James Bond novel, &#8220;Diamonds are Forever&#8221;, and Bond was undercover, smuggling diamonds to America, so when he&#8217;s on the plane, the flight security&#8217;s checking his luggage and they&#8217;re like, &#8220;Hey, what&#8217;s in this pocket (where the diamonds are)?&#8221; and Bond says, &#8220;Oh, just some golf balls,&#8221; and the security&#8217;s like &#8220;Cool, golf!  Go right ahead!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84343</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The terrorists have won, we live in terror.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The terrorists have won, we live in terror.</p>
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		<title>By: Zephir</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84323</link>
		<dc:creator>Zephir</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@The Dustin:  I meant state as in condition, not state as in territory.  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@The Dustin:  I meant state as in condition, not state as in territory.  <img src='http://bookofbiff.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: JSW</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84318</link>
		<dc:creator>JSW</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a dream that someday traveling by plane will have some conveniences other than peanuts and getting there fast.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a dream that someday traveling by plane will have some conveniences other than peanuts and getting there fast.</p>
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		<title>By: H3xx</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84317</link>
		<dc:creator>H3xx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you really want to get thier panties in a wad, try packing your belongings into an empty gun case. then time yourself on how long it takes you to get to your seat on the plane. My guess is some where around 14 hours.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you really want to get thier panties in a wad, try packing your belongings into an empty gun case. then time yourself on how long it takes you to get to your seat on the plane. My guess is some where around 14 hours.</p>
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		<title>By: Random</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84316</link>
		<dc:creator>Random</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve never flown before, but I&#039;ve heard enough &quot;horror stories&quot; to know what not to bring. No way could I wait twelve hours...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never flown before, but I&#8217;ve heard enough &#8220;horror stories&#8221; to know what not to bring. No way could I wait twelve hours&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: reynard61</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84315</link>
		<dc:creator>reynard61</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Phage83: &quot;Just HOW would a person take over a plane with shampoo? Just wondering.&quot;

&quot;Take me to Cuba or I wash everyone&#039;s hair!&quot; ;-p

Tigergulp: &quot;@Mouserz The shoe thing is cause some idiot got the idea to put explosives in their shoes in few years ago after they imposed the 3oz bottle rule.&quot;

Sorry, but the &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid_(shoe_bomber)&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&quot;shoe bomber&quot;&lt;/a&gt; incident happened *&lt;i&gt;before&lt;/i&gt;* the so-called &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_transatlantic_aircraft_plot&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&quot;London liquid bomb plot&quot;&lt;/a&gt;. The more you know...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Phage83: &#8220;Just HOW would a person take over a plane with shampoo? Just wondering.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Take me to Cuba or I wash everyone&#8217;s hair!&#8221; ;-p</p>
<p>Tigergulp: &#8220;@Mouserz The shoe thing is cause some idiot got the idea to put explosives in their shoes in few years ago after they imposed the 3oz bottle rule.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sorry, but the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid_(shoe_bomber)" rel="nofollow">&#8220;shoe bomber&#8221;</a> incident happened *<i>before</i>* the so-called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_transatlantic_aircraft_plot" rel="nofollow">&#8220;London liquid bomb plot&#8221;</a>. The more you know&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: 3agle87</title>
		<link>http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/11/03/886-delayed/comment-page-1/#comment-84312</link>
		<dc:creator>3agle87</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow 12 hours.... wonder if he gets paid for all that trouble</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow 12 hours&#8230;. wonder if he gets paid for all that trouble</p>
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