March 10th, 2010
#977 – Slipped
For some reason the “World’s largest” food items seem to be on the news frequently. Whenever I see them I always have the same reaction. “That looks like it tastes horrible.” How can you possibly make a 200 pound hamburger and have it taste like anything more than a waste of everyone’s time.
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March 10th, 2010 at 12:06 am
Biff is counting the ways to beat unemployment.
One Misissipi…
Two Misissipi…
Three Misissippi… OK, so it doesn’t exactly rhyme.
March 10th, 2010 at 12:15 am
When we were fairly young, my sister and I thought the wheels of roller blades were real blades. We used to pretend we were spies who would vanquish our foes by knocking them down then decapitating them with our imaginary roller blades. Yeah, we had violent imaginations.
March 10th, 2010 at 12:40 am
yay precision skating
March 10th, 2010 at 12:41 am
and/or oddly cut pizza, i suppose.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:33 am
yeah, that worlds largest ice-cream cake didn’t exactly look appetizing >_< however, a perfectly normal sized one is delicious ^_^ yay… and now i want one, crap
March 10th, 2010 at 2:04 am
Actually, I’ve tasted two different “world’s largest” foods. First was “largest subway-bread” made in Koskikeskus, Tampere, Finland (though I think they broke that record somewhere else allready). Okay, it had NO TASTE whatsoever. really, I could have just eaten some wood and everything would have been the same.
Other was “world’s biggest black sausage”. And that tasted actually really good. Like normal black sausage. (oh, if you don’t know, black sausage is a finnish traditional food from western part. It’s like weener or sausage, but it’s made from animal stomack, bowels and other organs. It might sound disqusting to some people, but it’s good. IF you wanna see it, just write “mustamakkara” in your google pic search.)
March 10th, 2010 at 3:16 am
If I were Biff I would have gone with a penny-farthing.
March 10th, 2010 at 3:51 am
I never worn any protection when roller blading/skating years back. Same when riding a bicycle.
What’s next? Biff riding a bike into the lake?
March 10th, 2010 at 5:30 am
People are starving all over the world, and we have enough resources to make 200 pound junkfood…
March 10th, 2010 at 6:24 am
One slip and he’s covered in melted cheese and hot tomato(e) sauce. Where do I apply?
March 10th, 2010 at 7:19 am
…I love pizza! I would love to see the worlds biggest pizza!
March 10th, 2010 at 8:40 am
It is “pped” week!
Look at the titles.
March 10th, 2010 at 9:03 am
awesome!
March 10th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
@rysworld – Correction, it’s “ipped” week.
March 10th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
@Matt Lee-
I guess that does make more sense.
July 27th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
is supposed to apear, or is it luck?
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